Fart-o-Pedia


Book Description

An colorfully illustrated encyclopedia of fart facts, jokes, riddles, and more! Flatulently funny and perfect for ages 7–12! With humorous entries that include types of farts, food items that cause gas, what farts are called in different countries, jokes and riddles, sidebars, science, rules, advice, how to’s, and more, this book is the gassiest gift for the fart fan in any family. It contains a mishmash of information, perfect for bathroom reading and rippin' jokes with your pals. Entries include: Dog, the: Who you blame when you pass gas at the dinner table. How to save a fart for later. Fart in a glass Mason jar. Quickly put the lid on and screw it tightly. Have a friend open it later. Once you’ve done this, send us a note telling us whether or not it worked. "Hoof Hearted Ice Melted:" Say it out loud five times. You’ll get it. Pull my finger: What someone says to a friend when they have a fart locked and loaded. Once the friend pulls the finger, the fart is unleashed. Great trick that only works once. Silent but deadly (SBD): A fart that comes out with barely a whisper but then knocks everyone out with its noxious stench.




The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Big Book of Farty Facts


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How much do you know about farts? Fish fart. Astronauts fart even more. Even dead people fart. Farts can destroy the planet, but smelling farts can be good for your health. Ancient fart jokes, fart religion, farts that started wars. All this and more in this hilarious but true encyclopedia of the windy and wacky world of musical gas.




The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Big Book of Farty Facts


Book Description

How much do you know about farts? Fish fart. Astronauts fart even more. Even dead people fart. Farts can destroy the planet, but smelling farts can be good for your health. Ancient fart jokes, fart religion, farts that started wars. All this and more in this hilarious but true encyclopedia of the windy and wacky world of musical gas.




The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts


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Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.




The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts


Book Description

Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.




Who Cut the Cheese?


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We've told you HOW TO SHIT IN THE WOODS. We've taken you UP SHIT CREEK. Now, we dare to ask the eternal question...WHO CUT THE CHEESE? Which is to say, what exactly is a fart? Why do we do it? Why do we hide it when we do it? And why do we find farts so darn funny? A cut above anything else on the subject, this book really lets go and tells all, getting to the bottom of these mysteries. Author Jim sniffs out a load of historical and scientific fart tales, then offers the kind of fun facts you'll be dying to let slip at social occasions, in chapters like "Fart Facts That Aren't Just Hot Air," "Gone with the Wind" (on famous movie farts), and "Le Petomane & the Art of the Fart" (on the most famous windbag in history). From fact to fiction to frivolous flatulence, this book is unquestionably a ripping good read.




Fartopedia


Book Description

If you thought there was only one type of fart, get ready to be blown away! There’s no questioning the unbridled joy brought about by a good fart. But like a beautiful snowflake, each fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window frame-rattling Thunderclap, there’s a whole world of bottom-burps to savour. This informative and revealing tome presents a wide variety of the multitudinous number of farts known to mankind, along with a plethora of butt trumpet facts. Ranging from how to fart and get away with it to the worst places to fart, you’ll realise you didn’t know the first thing about flatulence!




The Big Book of Farts


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Full of fun, fascinating fart facts "The Big Book of Farts" is the complete guide to all things flatulent - Because a fart is always funny!! At Last, Everything you ever wanted to know about FARTS, contained in one wonderfully quirky illustrated book!!! WARNING!!! This book is not for not for the overly uptight ... It contains the words BUTT, ASS, BACKSIDE, BUM, BOTTOM, FANNY & HEINE, so if these humble words offend then you best move on NOW!!!! BUTT... if you are ready for a hilarious and informative trip through the magical word of the bottom belch, then read on!!! You will learn 100's of fun fart facts as well as finding out all about the great farts of history, farting in the arts, the different varieties of farts, fart jokes, fart limericks, 100's of different words for a fart.... the fun fart festival goes on and on... Endless fun for kids from 8 to 80...




The Little Book of Farts


Book Description

Every fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window-frame-rattling Thunderclap, there's a whole world of bottom-burps to savour in this informative and revealing dictionary. Ranging from how to fart and get away with it to the worst places to fart, you'll realize you didn't know the first thing about flatulence!




Farty Pants


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He farts! She farts! We all fart—but why? Combining science and history with humor, Farty Pants explains it all—complete with all-new fun-loving monster illustrations and ten unique fart sounds. Were farts always taboo? Did kings and queens fart? Is there a difference between baby and grandpa farts? Learn all of this and more with facts that cover their loudness and speed, as well as how farts work differently in water, space, and beyond! Explore a world of fart sounds, including a mummy fart, a musical fart, a baseball fart, and more. Each sound can be scanned through a QR code and relates to a humorous fact on the same page. You and the kids in your life will have a gas learning crazy fart facts, including: The average person farts 14 times a day! Philosopher Pythagoras believed you could accidentally fart out your soul. The longest verified fart was by Bernard Clemmens of London: 2 minutes and 42 seconds! Farts can travel at 10 feet per second (over 3 meters per second). Who knew farts could be so educational? Farty Pants is sure to be a hit with any child who loves to talk about farting (pretty much every kid)!