Fart'ty


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Fart'ty is a happy little fart. He loves everyone!... But!... Does everyone love him? Enjoy his adventures.Fart is a fun word to say and a fun sound to make. So make sure you sound out the farts when reading to the kids! After the story, read the jokes, fun facts, coloring, tic tac toe and even a maze! LOL!!! THIS IS A HILARIOUS BOOK!!




The Pack


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When a pack of werewolves start hunting and killing in Pine View County, Texas, Sheriff Garrett Lambert must end the carnage. This task becomes even more urgent when three people he cares about are bitten and become infected. If Sheriff Lambert cannot find and kill the alpha werewolf that infected them by the next full moon, they will become cursed. With the help of his teenage daughter, Paige, best friend and deputy, Tyrone “Ty” Jackson, an English professor who specializes in the occult and folklore, Dr. James Huff, a Native American of the indigenous Cato tribe, Trowa Raintree, and an elemental witch with the gift of sight who is a decedent of Marie Laveau, Lola Laveau, Garrett becomes the hunter.




Making a Gangsta


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Slow L was marked by death at a young age when his stepfather is murdered and mother shot down in front of him. Eight years passed and still trying to outdistance this tragedy but haunted by it every step of the way. Lack of trust made him jump off the porch a little sooner than most kids. Once he learned the Milwaukee streets had real people that acted in the form of animals and orangutans among the living, he knew then he needed to adapt to the Mil-jungle, or get peeled, or eaten alive. Nobody was to be trusted—not a priest, not the police, not his childhood friends, or closest relatives. They made him a gangsta with no explanation as to why.




Toothy the Termite


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Toothy the Termite gets his first tooth. He is so excited that he can finally bite, chew and munch and crunch! But he has to take care of it or he'll lose it! So he must Brush, Brush, Brush!! ... BOOK 1 OF 2 ...**Also Available** MATCHING 2 IN 1 STORY & ACTIVITY BOOK! Has FULL story + Coloring and Activities - ALL IN ONE BOOK! .... Hours of Fun!..... GREAT GIFT IDEA!




Super Hero for a Day


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Tyler Fendlesworth, geek extraordinaire, has super powers. Tyler woke up one day able to see through walls. But just when he figured out what to use this power for, it was gone and he got super hearing instead. Every day is a grand new adventure for Ty (as if puberty wasn't enough ) as he tries to handle new powers, dodge bullies, avoid detection (and the required explanations) and save his big bother (sorry, brother) Mark from getting framed for a crime he didn't commit. And you thought junior high was tough.




First Blood


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In the novel First Blood, one family is caught up in the never-ending cycle of gang violence after seeking a fresh start in Los Angeles, California. Ever since he was a small boy in Texas, Rodney Neon Robinson always called the shots. But when his newly-single mother moves him and his six siblings to southern California, their new life introduces them to more than a new urban existence. Thirteen-year-old troubled Neon falls victim to the streets and becomes incarcerated, spending the better portion of his adolescent life inside the Los Angeles criminal justice system where he discovers the beginnings of a new familythe Bloods. Neon manages to slip under the radar of law enforcement while slowly building a loyal following, beginning with his cellmate. When he finally emerges from prison, Neon spawns one of the gravest epidemics of modern life: the curse of modern gang violence. As the Bloods and the Crips begin a vicious rivalry like no other, another heartbreaking story is taking place behind the scenes as Neons family suffers the devastating results that come from a young mans choices in a city that shows no mercy. See the book trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYtHLFjoesc




Class


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The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever!


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Your friends and family will be laughing—and groaning—each time you send one of these zingers their way! Every kid’s joke-abulary will skyrocket with The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever! We’ve combined our four best-selling joke books into this special hardcover collection, and added some new jokes too! Hundreds of knock-knock jokes, one-liners, puns, and other groaners make this a must-have for any aspiring class clown. Family jokes, animal jokes, and gross-out jokes for every occasion are waiting for you in this book of silliness!




Department of Health Inspections


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This novel is about a crooked health department and is certainly a one of a kind novel. I don’t believe there has ever been a novel about a crooked health department before the creation of this novel. Some of it is reality based... A retired Naval Intelligence Officer (Ty Ambrose) takes a job as a health inspector at the local health department. He finds corruption running from within the political arena all the way down to the county health inspector. Corruption and pay-offs from food service inspections to septic tank approvals run rampant!!! Being an ex-Naval Intelligence Officer, Ty decides to stay with the job and learn as much about the corruption as possible. Then, with evidence in hand, he planned to notify the proper authorities about the corruption. Eventually, Ty learns the corruption extends all the way out to the Military Base and gets Naval Intelligence in on the game. The plot thickens as he finds out about the Director and a few of the employees are dealing in drugs with a local mobster. There are some morbid murders and kinky sex scenes in the novel. The morbid perversion is just part of the total picture of the corrupt and demented Department of Health Inspections. . . . . . .