Holly Jolly Farting Santa Coloring Book


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2017 GIFT IDEAS | NEW RELEASE | FRESH FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON! | BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR UNDER 10 USD Holly Jolly Farting Santa Coloring Book Ho Ho Ho! Here's a secret: Even Santa slips a fart! Don't miss this hilarious Christmas coloring book. This humorous holiday coloring book is the perfect gift for kids of all ages and those who can't resist the humor in a good fart. With this super cute coloring book you and your children can have lots of fun! Each page measures 8.25"x8.25" and is single sided, so you can cut out the final art work and hang it on your wall. Must have humorous coloring book for this holiday season Featuring lots of hilarious illustrations of farting Santa Claus for you to color on For hours of Christmas humor and fun. Holiday Coloring pages for all skill levels Experience relaxation, mindfulness and stress relief as you complete each zany design BE ORIGINAL! The perfect Christmas gift for your younger brother, or as funny gag gift for co-workers. Still looking for last minute white elephant gifts? This novelty Santa coloring book is the perfect surprise gift! Buy two copies or more and make someone laugh today! One of the best holiday coloring books for adults. More Coloring Fun: Cute Cats Farting: Coloring Book (#1 Best Seller) --> ISBN: 978-1521588284 Fart Yoga Coloring Book --> ISBN: 978-1973154969 Super Cute Poo Coloring Book --> ISBN: 978-1521908198 Jeez Louise - The Most Innocent Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults --> ISBN: 978-1549759710 ***Fun, Hilarious and Unusual Ideas for White Elephant Gifts / white elephant party gift / white elephant exchange / Stocking Stuffers Under $10 / Novelty Christmas Gift***




Daddy Farted !


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Happiness Comes From Within and So Do Farts! This family friendly coloring book contains 25 unique animal families - all with a farting father. Mom may not be amused, but Baby doesn't seem to mind. Children and Adults of all ages can enjoy this colorful humor - illustrated by a world famous physician and medical educator.




Brain Fart


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Everyone forgets things from time to time, but for the big mental lapses, there's Brain Fart! This hilarious brain-shaped stress ball provides instant relief from the most stubborn mental freezes. Just give it a squeeze to play five funny fart sounds. Also included is a 32-page mini book of epic brain farts.




Dear Girls


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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Ali Wong’s heartfelt and hilarious letters to her daughters (the two she put to work while they were still in utero) cover everything they need to know in life, like the unpleasant details of dating, how to be a working mom in a male-dominated profession, and how she trapped their dad. “Knife-sharp . . . a genuine pleasure.”—The New York Times NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY Time • Variety • Chicago Tribune • Glamour • New York In her hit Netflix comedy special Baby Cobra, an eight-month pregnant Ali Wong resonated so strongly that she even became a popular Halloween costume. Wong told the world her remarkably unfiltered thoughts on marriage, sex, Asian culture, working women, and why you never see new mom comics on stage but you sure see plenty of new dads. The sharp insights and humor are even more personal in this completely original collection. She shares the wisdom she’s learned from a life in comedy and reveals stories from her life off stage, including the brutal single life in New York (i.e. the inevitable confrontation with erectile dysfunction), reconnecting with her roots (and drinking snake blood) in Vietnam, tales of being a wild child growing up in San Francisco, and parenting war stories. Though addressed to her daughters, Ali Wong’s letters are absurdly funny, surprisingly moving, and enlightening (and gross) for all. Praise for Dear Girls “Fierce, feminist, and packed with funny anecdotes.”—Entertainment Weekly “[Wong] spins a volume whose pages simultaneously shock and satisfy. . . . Dear Girls is not so much a real-talk handbook as it is a myth-puncturing manifesto.”—Vogue “[A] refreshing, hilarious, and honest account of making a career in a male-dominated field, dating, being a mom, growing up, and so much more…Yes, this book is addressed to Wong’s daughters, but every reader will find nuggets of wisdom and inspiration and, most important, something to laugh at.”—Bustle




Goddesses Fart Too


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In this book, international yoga teacher and coach Crystal Gray gives a framework for working through your insecurities and fears. Get the tools you need to step into your goddess power and remember who you are and why you are here.




Thomas Hardy


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Thomas Hardy was one of the greatest Victorian novelists and twentieth-century poets, exploring themes of the human experience and challenging sexual and religious conventions in a way that few other books of his time did. Collected here in this mini compact tome are comprehensive plot summaries and character profiles from each of his fourteen novels, complemented by two-color illustrations throughout.




Rudey’s Windy Christmas (Read Along)


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A hilarious story full of noises and naughtiness. A sure-fire Christmas cracker of a book!




What Teachers Really Want to Say But Can't


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GAG GIFT IDEA - SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK FOR GROWN-UPS This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Hilarious Teaching Related Swearing Words and Relaxing Designs where men, women, teachers or teaching assistant can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! FOR ADULTS ONLY. Make a Teacher laugh out loud! Buy now by pressing the ""Add to Cart"" Button on the right side of the screen! Cover Soft Silky Matte Cover Size 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 20 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult Only This Coloring book Contains 20 hilarious Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) Each Swear word is designed around Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers & more Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. Examples of Cuss Words you can find in this Coloring Book "If I was Santa, You'd be Getting Fuck All, Dickheads" "Good Luck Finding a Better teacher Than Me Twats" "Sure, Let Me Explain This for the 15th Fucking time" and many more! These coloring books for adults are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for teachers moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY




Gomer the Gassy Goat


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Kids and adults alike will love this hysterical, tongue-twisting read-aloud about a goat who farts A LOT!Whether he is making silly faces or farting during goat yoga, Gomer the Gassy Goat will have you laughing out loud before you can say,"Trendy-bendy, nosy, noisy, smiley, smelly, classy, silly, sassy, gassy goat!"Fun goat facts included.




Ask the Jellyfish !


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All about Marriage ! No one should begin to doubt the reality of their soul. Consciousness is a sensation that also comes from the body. Nobody can define what I am. Our identity depends on our perceptions. This does not need instructions in a specific concept because the identity does not consist of a constant self. No magic, no transcendence, no mysticism, no hand of God, no prophetic knowledge, no law, no transcendent being, the answers to which people often cannot find in their lives, survived. We humans are just a walking bundle, undergoing a transformation as time passes and through the phases of our lives that no one should define in any individual as just 'despair'.