Santa Claus Heard a Fart
Author : Olaf Falafel
Publisher : HarperCollins Children's Books
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 49,31 MB
Release : 2020-09-08
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780008357955
Author : Olaf Falafel
Publisher : HarperCollins Children's Books
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 49,31 MB
Release : 2020-09-08
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780008357955
Author : Derek Landy
Publisher : HarperCollins Children's Books
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 29,6 MB
Release : 2017-04-06
Category : Children's stories
ISBN : 9780008242794
"Old Macdonald heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O!" There are some VERY rude noises coming from Old Macdonald's farm - who could be responsible?! Sing along to this side-splitting picture book adaptation of everyone's favourite nursery rhyme.
Author : Jim Dawson
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
Page : 194 pages
File Size : 26,28 MB
Release : 2010-05-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 158008348X
This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”
Author : Katrina Germein
Publisher : Candlewick Press
Page : 33 pages
File Size : 18,80 MB
Release : 2013-04-09
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0763665223
A gift-appropriate story for kids features a long-suffering boy's eye-rolling observations of his father's bombastic and often corny sense of humor, which is comprised of groan-out-loud puns and wisecracking rejoinders.
Author : Nicholas Allan
Publisher : Random House
Page : 34 pages
File Size : 27,75 MB
Release : 2011
Category : Christmas stories
ISBN : 0857540041
Father Christmas is busy eating and drinking all the treats that have been left for him. But at number ten he realizes he has forgotten to do a very important job ! And he really, really, really needs a wee !
Author : Todd Strauss-Schulson
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 21,81 MB
Release : 2023-02-28
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1614297827
"Sometimes we have nightmares, or we're filled with anxiety and fear. And when you're a kid, you don't always understand why or what to do about it. Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts is funny and gross, but more importantly, it gives kids the big tools they need to cultivate a relationship with their mind, to become its friend and understand that they don't have to listen to everything it says-to realize that thoughts (like gass) will pass"--
Author : George Saunders
Publisher : A&C Black
Page : 289 pages
File Size : 13,89 MB
Release : 2013-01-03
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1408837358
The prize-winning, New York Times bestselling short story collection from the internationally bestselling author of Lincoln in the Bardo 'The best book you'll read this year' New York Times 'Dazzlingly surreal stories about a failing America' Sunday Times WINNER OF THE 2014 FOLIO PRIZE AND SHORTLISTED FOR THE NATIONAL BOOK AWARD 2013 George Saunders's most wryly hilarious and disturbing collection yet, Tenth of December illuminates human experience and explores figures lost in a labyrinth of troubling preoccupations. A family member recollects a backyard pole dressed for all occasions; Jeff faces horrifying ultimatums and the prospect of Darkenfloxx(TM) in some unusual drug trials; and Al Roosten hides his own internal monologue behind a winning smile that he hopes will make him popular. With dark visions of the future riffing against ghosts of the past and the ever-settling present, this collection sings with astonishing charm and intensity.
Author : Amanda Beard
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 256 pages
File Size : 43,80 MB
Release : 2013-04-16
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 1451644388
In a candid and uplifting memoir, international swimming star Beard reveals the truth about coming of age in the Olympic spotlight, the demons she battled along the way, and her newfound happiness.
Author : Dave Hughes
Publisher : Scholastic Press
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 10,72 MB
Release : 2017-01-11
Category : Etiquette for children and teenagers
ISBN : 9781742765914
Martha May has marvellous manners. She always says please and thank you ...and she most certainly DOES NOT FART! But what will happen on the day of the Baked Bean Bonanza?! Catch a whiff of this hilarious tale about finally letting go, from Dave Hughes, Holly Ife and Philip Bunting.
Author : Dathan Auerbach
Publisher : 1000Vultures
Page : 178 pages
File Size : 10,25 MB
Release : 2012-07
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 0985545518