Forgive Me Father, for I Have Grinned


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Religious gaffes are served up in a family-friendly style in this riotous collection of bona fide stories and puns related to traditions of worship. Amusing anecdotes of comical church incidents are featured, as are examples of Christians who have been given the boot for poorly chosen words uttered in front of their congregations. A section on cemeteries looks at bizarre, witty, and often brazenly frank tombstone inscriptions such as "He was so cold natured / Warm in life he was not. / Now it is believed he's very warm, / In a place where it's very hot!"—and, if possible, the people and stories behind them.




Mr. Chartwell


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July 1964. Chartwell House, Kent: Winston Churchill wakes at dawn. There’s a dark, mute “presence” in the room that focuses on him with rapt concentration. It’s Mr. Chartwell. Soon after, in London, Esther Hammerhans, a librarian at the House of Commons, goes to answer the door to her new lodger. Through the glass she sees a vast silhouette the size of a mattress. It’s Mr. Chartwell. Charismatic, dangerously seductive, Mr. Chartwell unites the eminent statesman at the end of his career and the vulnerable young woman. But can they withstand Mr. Chartwell’s strange, powerful charms and his stranglehold on their lives? Can they even explain who or what he is and why he has come to visit? In this utterly original, moving, funny, and exuberant novel, Rebecca Hunt explores how two unlikely lives collide as Mr. Chartwell’s motives are revealed to be far darker and deeper than they at first seem.




Forgive Me Father


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When Harry Scarley is given a second chance to rebuild his shattered life, little does he realize he is about to encounter two extraordinary people who will dramatically impact his life forever. David Sullivan is a prodigal son who returns to Minneapolis to become the owner of a multi-million dollar glass company and continue his father's legacy of providing employment for people whose lives have been derailed by unfortunate circumstances. Partially blind Annie Bennett, David's personal assistant, possesses the uncanny ability to see the paranormal and "read" others. As their friendships grow and their lives appear to be settling into all they had hoped and dreamed of, they are soon forced to realize the best laid plans can be blindsided by seemingly random acts of evil. Evil with deadly and devastating effects not only for themselves, but for those they love...




Forgive Me Father


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David Grange has no reason to live. His life's a mess and Elizabeth doesn't love him. But a long time ago, he made her a promise, and he can't keep it if he's dead. Fate has given David a fresh start, and a chance to help the girl he loves. But when does 'help' become harassment? When does love become obsession? Is David even capable of telling the difference? And what do you do for a living if you don't exist? Elizabeth couldn't be happier that her stalker has plunged to a bloody death. But if David's really dead, who's been performing nocturnal car repairs and filming her undress? And how could it be possible that her problems are about to get even worse?




Forgive Me, Father, I Am Sin


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Emma Platt, PhD in Paranormal Psychology, has spent her entire career attempting to prove the existence of vampires. A mockery of the medical community, she has never found even the slightest hint of credible evidence until the mysterious circumstances surrounding a students suicide lead her to untold horrors.




Always a Marine


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Joe Hamilton has spent years conquering his demons, his war wounds. Some the medics could fix, and some were up to him. Now he's retired from the Marines and on track to a satisfying future as a civilian. A husband. A father. Sandy Cassidy is the woman Joe only dreamed about meeting. Miraculously she's attracted to him. What is she hiding? Something that can prevent them from having a future together?




For Her Love


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Amidst the racial turmoil of the Caribbean in the 17th century, a woman of mixed blood overcomes persecution and her dark past to find happiness with a courageous captain. Original.




Guns and Horses


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From the Arctic tundra to the forested hills of the Klondike Plateau, this collection of Northern Short Stories hurls the reader into a maelstrom of wilderness adventure and survival. From a brutal fight to the death with the wolves and bears to the streets and saloons of scattered frontier towns slinging guns with outlaws and falling in love with beautiful women. From the early explorers to modern times, driving dog teams of half wild huskies across the windblown wastelands and riding in the saddle with a Winchester under one leg, Simon Tourigny’s raw, rough characters roam the northern wilderness, hunting, hiding, fighting, and surviving in a land of rugged mountains, swift glacial rivers, and trackless forests. Guns and Horses will take you to the razor edge of death and back again in time for tea and bannock. A blend of Jack London and Louis L’Amour with a dash of Tarantino and his own unique flair, this collection of stories will inspire you to keep going to the final, bitter end. After all, what is life without love? While there is love there is hope, and while there is hope there is a chance...




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Time Is the Simplest Thing


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A telepath acquires a powerful alien consciousness—and must run to escape corporate assassins and angry mobs—in this novel by the author of Way Station. Space travel has been abandoned in the twenty-second century. It is deemed too dangerous, expensive, and inconvenient—and now the all-powerful Fishhook company holds the monopoly on interstellar exploration for commercial gain. Their secret is the use of “parries,” human beings with the remarkable telepathic ability to expand their minds throughout the universe. On what should have been a routine assignment, however, loyal Fishhook employee Shepherd Blaine is inadvertently implanted with a copy of an alien consciousness, becoming something more than human. Now he’s a company pariah, forced to flee the safe confines of the Fishhook complex. But the world he escapes into is not a safe sanctuary; Its people have been taught to hate and fear his parapsychological gift—and there is nowhere on Earth, or elsewhere, for Shepherd Blaine to hide. A Hugo Award nominee, Time Is the Simplest Thing showcases the enormous talents of one of the true greats of twentieth-century science fiction. This richly imagined tale of prejudice, corporate greed, oppression, and, ultimately, transcendence stands tall among Simak’s most enduring works.