Totally Gross Jokes
Author : Julius Alvin
Publisher :
Page : 159 pages
File Size : 23,83 MB
Release : 1987
Category : American wit and humor
ISBN :
The Ginormous Book of Dirty Jokes
Author : Rudy A. Swale
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 334 pages
File Size : 13,70 MB
Release : 2008-05-28
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1569759456
Book Description
THE BIGGEST, BADDEST, BADASSEST BOOK OF LEWD, CRUDE AND FUNNY-AS-$#!+ JOKES •What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other? We do taste like chicken! •What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles. •The journalist asked the politician, “Your assistant said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you like to comment? “Yes, I would,” said the politician. “The truth is my assistant has a big mouth.” •A guy walks in on his wife having sex with another man and says, “what the hell are you two doing?” His wife turns to her lover and says, “I told you he was stupid.” •How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy. If you think no joke is too raw as long as it’s funny—this is the book for you! This massive collection of laugh-out-loud and totally politically incorrect jokes is sure to have you and your friends rolling in hysterics.
101 Ways to Gross Out Your Friends
Author : Julie Huffman
Publisher : Walter Foster Jr.
Page : 147 pages
File Size : 15,36 MB
Release : 2016-10-10
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 1633221687
Book Description
101 Ways to Gross Out Your Friends shows kids how to use science and activities to make slimy snot, gorilla poop, and more to, well, gross out their friends!
All About Me!
Author : Mel Brooks
Publisher : Random House
Page : 328 pages
File Size : 21,34 MB
Release : 2021-11-30
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 147358731X
Book Description
AVAILABLE NOW - THE PERFECT GIFT FOR FATHER'S DAY 'Delightful. A great, fun read.' DAVID JASON 'Mel Brooks is the king of comedy.' DAVID BADDIEL 'Riotous' DAILY MAIL 'A jaunty romp across Brooks's career' THE TIMES __________________________ At 95, the legendary Mel Brooks continues to set the standard for comedy across television, film, and the stage. Now, for the first time, this EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony) winner shares his story in his own words. Here are the never-before-told, behind-the-scenes anecdotes and remembrances from a master storyteller, filmmaker, and creator of all things funny. From The Producers to Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein to Anxiety and more, All About Me! offers fans fascinating and hilarious insight into Mel Brooks's outstanding collection of boundary-breaking work. Filled with tales of struggle, achievement and camaraderie, Brooks shares riveting details about his upbringing, his career and his many close friendships and collaborations including those with Gene Wilder, Alfred Hitchcock, and the great love of his love, Anne Bancroft. 'Not since the Bible have I read anything so powerful and poignant. And to boot - it's a lot funnier!' M. Brooks
The Even Bigger Book of Gross Jokes
Author : Julius Alvin
Publisher : Kensington Books
Page : 194 pages
File Size : 26,88 MB
Release : 2000
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781575667898
Book Description
Fans of the bestselling "Gross Jokes" books will find hundreds of sidesplitters in this collection of something to offend everyone. Julius Alvin is the pseudonym of a former standup comedian turned author.
Jokelopedia
Author : Eva Blank
Publisher : Workman Publishing Company
Page : 289 pages
File Size : 27,72 MB
Release : 2013-04-23
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 0761176845
Book Description
It’s the mother of all kids’ joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting, and bestselling collection of more than 1,700 jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns for all occasions. Here are 61 elephant jokes, including: What did the elephant say when he walked into the post office? / Ouch! Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like: Knock-knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked. That’s why I knocked! Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, doctor jokes and robber jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, and name-game jokes: What do you call a man in a tiger’s cage? / Claude. And for all aspiring comedians, there are joke-telling pointers and tips, funny facts, and spotlights on comic TV shows, books, and actors, from Steve Carell to Tina Fey to SpongeBob Squarepants. It’s the ultimate gift for the incurable jokester.
Ultimate Book of Jokes
Author : Scott McNeely
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 349 pages
File Size : 29,33 MB
Release : 2011-10-19
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0811877957
Book Description
From road-crossing chickens and classic knock-knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of more than 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with two-color line art throughout.
The Grossery Gang Gross Jokes
Author : Sizzle Press
Publisher :
Page : 48 pages
File Size : 39,27 MB
Release : 2017
Category : JUVENILE NONFICTION
ISBN : 9781544400761
Book Description
"Read along as Rotten Egg cracks a mix of jokes, including one liners, long jokes, knock knock jokes, and comic strips. With 48 pages of sidesplitting humor, this will be every Grossery Gang fan's go-to title. Warning: You might laugh so hard you'll barf!"--Publisher.
The Book of Jokes
Author : Momus
Publisher : Dalkey Archive Press
Page : 202 pages
File Size : 47,45 MB
Release : 2009
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1564785610
Book Description
Imagine a universe where every joke you've ever heard is solid, real, and occasionally dangerous--and all happening, one after the other, to the same small group of people. Detailing a series of filthy and ludicrous episodes in the life of a single family, saddled with a super-eccentric, sexually rapacious father, "The Book of Jokes" tells the story of the youth and education of a bland young boy doomed to record--in an incongruously serious, autobiographical mode--all the ridiculous incidents befalling his household. With their lives dictated by set ups and punchlines, the boy's family quickly becomes luridly dysfunctional, and he realizes that the only way to escape his tragicomic fate is by trying to take control of the joke-telling himself. Channeling the spirits of Chaucer, Rabelais, Flann O'Brien, and Gian Francesco Poggio Bracciolini, the Vatican secretary who compiled the first known book of jokes in 1451, "The Book of Jokes" is a happy raspberry in the face of life as we know and tell it.
The Grossest Joke Book Ever Written... Only Grosser!
Author : Brian Boone
Publisher : Castle Point Books
Page : 154 pages
File Size : 34,91 MB
Release : 2024-03-26
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1250324092
Book Description
You'll laugh so hard you'll puke! Step right up and enjoy a hilarious compendium of giggles and guffaws! The Grossest Joke Book Ever Written . . . Only Grosser! is a fresh pile of hilarity that will delight any jokester and disgust all your friends and unlucky strangers. With hundreds of yucky knock-knocks and fart jokes galore, this book will be sure to ruin any polite setting, such as teatime, quiet time, or time-out. Complete with eye-popping illustrations that are gross (but not too gross), this heap of rude-ish humor and goofy gags will delight readers everywhere! - LOL about boogers, wedgies, poop, and air biscuits - Become the best comedian around with hilarious one-liners, riddles, and quips - Enjoy silly family-friendly illustrations for endless laughs
