The Not So Nice List


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Marketing exec Cole Frost needs a win. And he can finally get a big one if he can close the endorsement deal he’s been working on for months. Too bad his roommate is Aubrey, lover of loud music and messy art projects. She may be adorable, but she’s annoying. And off limits. If he can get the deal ironed out, he’ll be able to buy out both Aubrey and her brother and have the charming bungalow full of warm holiday memories all to himself. Aubrey Longfellow hates her boss, but she can’t quit her job—even if this one requires her to dress in a skimpy dress and sit on Santa’s lap. Further complicating her bid to prove she’s adulting like a champ is her infuriating stick-in-the-mud roommate, otherwise known as her older brother’s best friend. He disapproves of her choices almost as much as her brother does. Things can’t get worse—until one petty misstep lands Aubrey on the Not So Nice List. Now she has to do three selfless things by Christmas Day or be doomed to the Naughty List. Could helping Cole be her ticket to making the Nice List? Or will the attraction suddenly brewing between them lead to something naughty?




Naughty And Nice


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Nora didn't realize it, but this was going to be the best day of her life. I had it all planned out. Pick her up after work, and zip off to the airport for a spontaneous getaway. Paris - the city of lights. Every girl's favorite destination. It was going to be awesome. Until she screwed it all up by getting kidnapped by rogue elves. Most folks think elves are something out of a myth, and guys like me have worked long and hard to keep it that way. I'm Dustin Cofield, and I'm an Elfsterminator.




A Fine Line Between Naughty and Nice


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How far would you be willing to go to help make someone’s Christmas magical? Would you risk being put on Santa’s Naughty list forever? Would you step into a magic portal, not knowing where it goes or what’s on the other side? Are you willing to give up family and friends, including your BFF and a boy you just figured out you really like to follow in your famous grandfather’s footsteps? That’s the situation Joni, a mischievous elf from Christmas Town, is about to face. She has a secret dream. If she is successful, not only will she make one little girl’s Christmas the most magical ever, but she will also achieve her lifelong quest for adventure. She’s in a race against time. Will she be able to put all the clues together and figure out how to make her dream and Elizabeth’s come true? Or will she wind up on the Naughty list forever and be the reason Elizabeth stops believing in Santa? Joni wants nothing more than to be on the Nice list. She struggles with the whole naughty-and-nice thing. Sometime it seems like things start out as nice but, depending on the outcome, could be perceived as naughty. How can something be both naughty and nice at the same time? Her parents say, “Do as I say and not as I do.” But what does that really mean? I invite you to join Joni on her quest to find the answers to all these questions. Along the way, she will discover that sometimes you just have to risk it all. For if it’s the right thing to do, then “it is better to have tried and failed than to have never tried at all!” That’s her story, and she’s sticking to it, LOL.




Naughty Or Nice, Santa's List


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Who's been naughty and who's been nice? Set this timeless question to rest this holiday season with your very own personal notebook and journal! Naughty or Nice, Santa's List is a handy pocket sized lined notebook (6in x 9in) that contains 110 pages for record keeping. Write down all the good and bad deeds that are worthy of Santa's judgement throughout the year. Parents: let your children know that Santa is watching in the run up to Christmas as you both fill in records with their naughty or nice deeds. All neatly presented in a beautifully printed book that you can keep for years to come preserving the memories you will cherish. A great little gift for kids that includes an introductory 'letter' page from Santa. Perfect gift from grandparents or from a loving aunt or uncle. Have fun at work too: A great gag for grownups too! Use it in the office, for sports teams, clubs and societies during the holiday season. Have fun recording each others naughty or nice deeds at work or at play. A fun costume accessory for a work Christmas party or theme night out with staff. The possibilities are endless. Each Naughty or Nice Santa's List Notebook contains: Introductory Letter page from Santa Claus Date entry Naughty or Nice tickbox at top of page Name of person Notes section for writing Start today!




Mom and Dad's Naughty and Nice List for Santa


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Keep track of kids good and bad behavior with this travel size naughty and nice list book. Show the kids the list you are making, and let them know you are helping Santa with Christmas this year, and sending it to The North Pole for Santa to evaluate.




From Naughty to Nice List


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Naughty or Nice


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One promotion, two dedicated employees, one very inconvenient attraction... Claire Roberts wants one thing this Christmas: to land the big promotion at work and finally shake free of the office gossip that haunts her. What she doesn't need is more competition, especially from a man who is nothing but trouble. Hamish Christianson's Christmas wish is to get that same promotion so he can support those he loves. What he doesn't need is for his 'nice guy' personality to get in the way, or even worse, to fall for his biggest rival. With everything on the line, will Hamish and Claire discover what it truly means to win? Or will their naughty games ruin everything? A delightful holiday novella from our favourite Australian storyteller Lauren K McKellar. PRAISE 'A quick-paced novella with a lot of heart. The main characters are replete with longing, competitiveness, and hope.' - Goodreads review




Naughty Santa


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Who's Been Naughty And Who's Been Nice? Obviously Not You! So You Can Stop Wondering If You Made Santa's Nice List, You Didn't! This Is A Great Gift Or Even An Unusual Alternative To A Christmas Card For Any Fun Loving Family Member, Friend, Work Or Office Collegue. Makes A Fantastic Handout To Give At The Office Party For A.Gag And A Little Light Hearted Banter Description Striking And Funny Glossy Cover 8.5" x 11" 120 White Interior Lined Pages Great Christmas Stocking Stuffer/Filler Order A Copy Now For That Special Friend Or Colleague.




The Complete Richard Dick Mysteries


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From werewolves to witches, vampires to Santa Claus, private investigator Richard Dick has seen it all. From the warped mind of author Wade J. McMahan comes the most hilarious, pun-riddled tales of mystery and deceit ever to grace the virtual pages of an ebook. For the first time, all of the original Richard Dick mysteries are gathered together in one volume. These include: "Bite This!" "Fanged" "Naughty or Nice?" "The Lincoln Park Horror" "Witches Witch?




Santa Psychologist: a Collection of Holiday Poems


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Imagine Santa in a dual professional role as a psychologist. Let your Happy Holidays begin by reading this unique, humorous, and heart-felt series of Santa and Christmas related mental health poetry. Learn what gifts of mental health Santa, the psychologist, will give to his patients; what gifts of well-being he will give to the parents of the children (who typically receive the gifts). And, Santa contending with: resiliency; creative problem solving; HIPAA regulations; and, yes, read his modified 12-Step program for “Naughty & Nice” behavior.