Author : Judas Peters
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 166 pages
File Size : 17,59 MB
Release : 2015-07-01
Category :
ISBN : 9781514211274
Fuck Jesus exposes the miserable words and works of Jesus Christ and clearly shows that Jesus is not good. Fuck Jesus uses the actual verses from the King James Bible (KJV) and clearly shows that Jesus sets a horrible example for all of humanity to follow. Fuck Jesus is meant to be a tool for atheists to use in discussions, and a resource for liberal Christians to contemplate the person they think is their Savior.
Author : Sarah J. Robinson
Publisher : WaterBrook
Page : 257 pages
File Size : 34,8 MB
Release : 2021-05-11
Category : Religion
ISBN : 0593193539
A compassionate, shame-free guide for your darkest days “A one-of-a-kind book . . . to read for yourself or give to a struggling friend or loved one without the fear that depression and suicidal thoughts will be minimized, medicalized or over-spiritualized.”—Kay Warren, cofounder of Saddleback Church What happens when loving Jesus doesn’t cure you of depression, anxiety, or suicidal thoughts? You might be crushed by shame over your mental illness, only to be told by well-meaning Christians to “choose joy” and “pray more.” So you beg God to take away the pain, but nothing eases the ache inside. As darkness lingers and color drains from your world, you’re left wondering if God has abandoned you. You just want a way out. But there’s hope. In I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die, Sarah J. Robinson offers a healthy, practical, and shame-free guide for Christians struggling with mental illness. With unflinching honesty, Sarah shares her story of battling depression and fighting to stay alive despite toxic theology that made her afraid to seek help outside the church. Pairing her own story with scriptural insights, mental health research, and simple practices, Sarah helps you reconnect with the God who is present in our deepest anguish and discover that you are worth everything it takes to get better. Beautifully written and full of hard-won wisdom, I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die offers a path toward a rich, hope-filled life in Christ, even when healing doesn’t look like what you expect.
Author : Judas H. Peters
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 166 pages
File Size : 19,95 MB
Release : 2016-11-07
Category :
ISBN : 9781539986195
Forget Jesus (Also published as "F--- Jesus"), by Judas Peters, documents and outlines the failures of the Gospel of Jesus using direct quotations from the King James Bible, with additional context and commentary from the author. If you are an atheist, you will find that this book lays out the most reasonable arguments proving that Jesus Christ was an evil person with bad ideas and psychotic tendencies. If you are a Christian who is beginning to doubt your faith, you will find that this book will help reveal the true uninspiring Jesus as he truly is, using scripture your priests try to avoid on Sundays. The book itself is designed with an alphabetical index, chapter divisions, and bold morals on each page to help you access Jesus' evil doctrines quickly and efficiently when in a heated impromptu debate. Carry the book around with you so that you are uniquely armed to deal with family during the Christmas (or Easter) holidays. Have a copy on hand for when Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons come to your door. Give the book as a gift to your nieces and nephews on their Confirmations or Baptisms. At the very least, read the book and rest in the comfort that you are not worshiping the despicable and ignorant Jesus of Nazareth.
Author : John Crowder
Publisher : Destiny Image Publishers
Page : 350 pages
File Size : 11,87 MB
Release : 2018-12-01
Category : Religion
ISBN : 0768496993
Ecstasy, or extasis, is the Greek term for trance, and is linked with a pleasurable, God-given state of out-of-body experience recorded throughout the New Testament and the church age. Starting with the apostles ecstatic experiences on Pentecost, the Book of Acts further records trances in the lives of Peter and Paul. From the early church to the Christian mystics of the Middle Ages and the famous revivalists of centuries present, God s movements on the earth have always been marked by these supernatural experiences. In this book, John Crowder takes us on a journey from Old Testament ecstatic prophets such as Samuel and Elijah, to the future ecstatics who will usher in a massive wave of harvest Glory to the streets in these last days. God has always wanted a people who live in the Heavens, even as they walk on the Earth. And the world is hungry for the demonstration of a gospel of supernatural power that flows from a life of divine pleasure. More than a state of mind, you will see how the nature of God s ecstasy is found in the joy, bliss and inner raptures of His presence. In this book, you will be encouraged to drink from the river of His pleasure! (Ps. 36:8)
Author : Mary Magdalene
Publisher : Blurb
Page : 264 pages
File Size : 49,52 MB
Release : 2016-11-18
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781366812094
When the pubescent Jesus Christ had wet dreams, did He spill The Divine Seed upon the ground? Would an omniscient and omnipotent lover be too much for a mere mortal to handle? And with all the sick shit they air on My Strange Addiction, why won't anyone admit to compulsively masturbating to God? These are the questions that Jesus Banging Christ, a three-story erotic anthology that explores the sexuality of Jesus, seeks to answer. Jesus Christ: Porn Star imagines the life of the Messiah in a Kardashianized society, where celebrities are gods and Christ must resort to pornography to get the attention of his disciples. The Second Cumming is an erotic interpretation of the Book of Revelation, and finally, Holy Fuck pits God against the Devil in a homoerotic battle for one woman's immortal soul.
Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Akashic Books
Page : 18 pages
File Size : 13,54 MB
Release : 2011-06-14
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1453271023
The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
Author : Glenn Young
Publisher : Hal Leonard Corporation
Page : 222 pages
File Size : 20,85 MB
Release : 2001
Category : Performing Arts
ISBN : 9781557834515
A collection of one-act plays from American playwrights, which cover such themes as love, fantasy, politics, grief, marriage, crime, and deceit.
Author : Bill Cain
Publisher : Dramatists Play Service Inc
Page : 92 pages
File Size : 33,91 MB
Release : 2013
Category : Drama
ISBN : 9780822225935
THE STORY: A psychological thriller based on actual events, 9 CIRCLES tells the story of an American soldier on trial for his life. The young soldier--honorably discharged but then accused of an unspeakable war crime in Iraq--Daniel Reeves is forced
Author : James Fredrick
Publisher : iUniverse
Page : 326 pages
File Size : 21,94 MB
Release : 2001-08
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 0595197019
“…what’s the best way to tell everyone that they don’t need to conform to the established, prejudiced religions, or the self-serving corporations and government…or the media and celebrities who dictate what’s important and/or fashionable? And how do you get noticed?” - Jackson Cross, The Judas Conspiracy A Cross to Bare is the fictional biography of Jackson Cross, media manipulator, stand-up comic, and author of an extremely inflammatory novel involving the Crucifixion. It is a satirical, theological, sci-fi thriller, with elements as esoteric as the teenage clones of the Rat Pack, Howard Stern as Satan, Timothy Leary’s blood genetically engineered into a synthetic hallucinogen, Paul McCartney as Death, and more. Jackson Cross. He’ll doubt for you. Join the Conspiracy at www.judasconspiracy.com
Author : George Carlin
Publisher : Hachette Books
Page : 309 pages
File Size : 12,86 MB
Release : 2004-10-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1401381715
On the heels of George Carlin's #1 New York Times bestseller Napalm & Silly Putty comes When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? -- infused with Carlin's trademark irreverent humor and biting cultural observations. Here we go again . . . George Carlin's hilarious When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? offers his cutting-edge opinions and observational humor on everything from evasive euphemistic language to politicians to the media to dead people. Nothing and no one is safe! Despite the current climate of political correctness, Carlin is not afraid to take on controversial topics: Carlin on the media: The media comprises equal parts business, politics, advertising, public relations, and show business. Nice combination. Enough bull for Texas to open a chain of branch offices. Carlin on the battle of the sexes: Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. Carlin on hygiene: When did they pass a law that says the people who make my sandwich have to be wearing gloves? I'm not comfortable with this. I don't want glove residue all over my food; it's not sanitary. Who knows where these gloves have been? Carlin on evasive language: Just to demonstrate how far using euphemisms in language has gone, some psychologists are now actually referring to ugly people as those with "severe appearance deficits." Hey, Doctor. How's that for "denial"? Carlin on politics: No self-respecting politician would ever admit to working in the government. They prefer to think of themselves "serving the nation." To help visualize the service they provide the country, you may wish to picture the things that take place on a stud farm. The thinking person's comic who uses words as weapons, Carlin puts voice to issues that capture the modern imagination. For instance, why are there Ten Commandments? Are UFOs real? What will the future really be like? This brand-new collection tackles all that and more. In When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? Carlin's razor-sharp observations demolish everyday values and leave you laughing out loud--delivering exactly what his countless fans have been waiting for.
