Another Fucking Shit List


Book Description

Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Weekly planner pages Sunday through Saturday. Lined, corresponding pages with areas to include "This Week's Shit List" and "Other Important Shit to Remember." This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general, while keeping track of their daily activities (the cause of their stress)! 150 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover. Part of our "Cuss Words Make Me Happy" Series of journals and planners! Visit our author page for more funny gag gift options for your best friends and women in your life!




Leave Me the Fuck Alone, I've Got Shit to Do


Book Description

This one-of-a-kind 150 page daily planner is professionally bound. Each page contains a simple to-do list table, and each page can handle your ink pens, gel pens, and pencils with no problem! This planner can be used during ANY YEAR because YOU set each page's date! This handy book also has a creative softcover with a glossy finish. SIZE: 6"x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) (WHITE PAPER)




Coordinator of the Entire Shitshow: 2022 Sweary Mom Planner: Funny Mom Planner 2022, Mom Sweary Planner with Cuss Word Motivational Sayings, Monthly and Weekly Planner 2022 for Strong Women


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For Strong women use strong language! This planner is motivational notebook for women MOTHERHOOD IS FUCKING HARD. Keep your shit together with this funny mom planner.... and have a laugh while you're at it! This planner is perfect for the mom who isn't offended by the perfectly-placed "fuck" or "shit"! 2022 SWEARY MOM PLANNER FEATURES: Page important contact page Yearly Calendar View Page Monthly Calendar View: Each month features a two page calendar with tons of space to keep track of events, holidays, appointments, birthdays, etc..... 4-Weekly planner for every month Perfect planner Gift for Women Who Swear BOOK DETAILS: Sized 8.5" x 11" - lots of space to keep track of to-do lists, your monthly schedule, and more! Get this unique gift today!




Coordinator of the Entire Shitshow: 2022 Sweary Mom, Monthly and Weekly Planner: Funny Mom Planner 2022, Mom Sweary Planner with Cuss Word Motivational Sayings


Book Description

For Strong women use strong language! This planner is motivational notebook for women MOTHERHOOD IS FUCKING HARD. Keep your shit together with this funny mom planner.... and have a laugh while you're at it! This planner is perfect for the mom who isn't offended by the perfectly-placed "fuck" or "shit"! 2022 SWEARY MOM PLANNER FEATURES: Page important contact page Yearly Calendar View Page Monthly Calendar View: Each month features a two page calendar with tons of space to keep track of events, holidays, appointments, birthdays, etc..... 4-Weekly planner for every month Perfect planner Gift for Women Who Swear BOOK DETAILS: Sized 8.5" x 11" - lots of space to keep track of to-do lists, your monthly schedule, and more! Get this unique gift today!




Breaking Bread


Book Description

Nearly 70 renowned New England writers gather round the table to talk food and how it sustains us—mind, body, and soul A collection of essays by top literary talents and food writers, Breaking Bread celebrates local foods, family, and community, while exploring how what’s on our plates engages with what’s off: grief, pleasure, love, ethics, race, and class. Here, you’ll find Lily King on chocolate chip cookies, Richard Russo on beans, Jennifer Finney Boylan on homemade pizza, Susan Minot on the non-food food of her youth, and Richard Ford on why food doesn’t much interest him. Nancy Harmon Jenkins talks scallops, and Sandy Oliver the pleasures of being a locavore. Other essays address a beloved childhood food from Iran, the horror of starving in a prison camp, the urge to bake pot brownies for an ill friend, and the pleasure of buying a prized chocolate egg for a child. Profits from this collection will benefit Blue Angel, a nonprofit combating food insecurity by delivering healthy food from local farmers to those in need.




SEALs in Paradise


Book Description

Contains these 6 titles: HOT SEAL, DIRTY MARTINI Clay & Tasha "adorably hilarious love story!" A Navy SEAL who wants seclusion. A diva who craves the spotlight. The deal they make could give them both what they need, if they don't kill each other from being trapped in the same house together first. HOT SEAL, TIJUANA NIGHTS Zach & Gabby "sexual tension out the wazoo!” This Navy SEAL survived Houthi rebels, but he might not survive his sister’s best friend. HOT SEAL, RUNAWAY BRIDE Nick & Dani "deliciously page-turning" Friends? No. Enemies? Maybe. Lovers? Never! Ten years isn't nearly long enough for her to forgive or forget the boy next door. HOT SEAL, HEARTBREAKER Brian & Alicia “adorable & funny Navy-SEAL-fake-date-Valentine's-Day love story!” When one Navy SEAL heartbreaker gets a dose of his own medicine and falls hard, he has to convince the commitment-adverse woman he's fake dating that love isn’t the enemy. HOT SEAL, COLD WATER Joanne Rossi & Jacob "Swoon of major proportions" When a Navy SEAL on leave clashes with a Hollywood producer with bad directions and a worse attitude, they both find a love they didn’t know they were looking for. HOT SEAL, UNDER PRESSURE Stefan & Shelly “full of action, romance and lots of fun” One SEAL gets embroiled in more than he can handle when he’s ordered to train and compete with a sexy civilian female in a reality show that tests him in ways the Navy never did.




Rookie's Regret


Book Description

Lioness. That’s the first word that comes to mind when I see the brilliant redhead selling cupcakes at the hockey arena. With the soul of an artist and the spirit of a nomad, Bea Turner is gorgeous, quirky, and refreshing. She’s also my teammate’s little sister. As the Tennessee Thunderbolts' Rookie, I should steer clear. I’m here to play hockey and provide much-needed financial security for my family. To do that, I need to avoid distractions. Bea doesn’t just distract me; she flips my world upside down. One bad joke has me pursuing her. One date and I crave more. Calling her mine? Well, now I’m dreaming of a future. The life of a hockey player — trades, travel, uncertainty — isn’t for the heart of a creative. Bea desires adventure and possibility, not early morning skates and strict exercise regimens. When I’m thrust into a situation at odds with Bea’s dream career, I know I can’t hold her back. If we’re meant to be, we’ll make it work. But what if we’re not? ​​​​​​​ What if my greatest regret is letting my lioness go?




Cold Cases and Bruised Hearts


Book Description

When your only goal is to save the world, who's there when you need to be rescued? Boss For most of my life, I'd been the savior and sought after when anyone found themselves in trouble. It could be to atone for sins of my past or because I was a natural caregiver. Whatever it was, I didn't understand how to do anything else. My Outreach program cared for everyone in the city who needed help, and I wouldn't say I hadn't made enemies, but when the protector needed protection, I wasn't prepared for Dolan Sharp. Dolan No one did anything for free or out of the kindness of their hearts. That wasn't how the world worked, and it was always survival of the fittest. I didn't care what anyone said about the man named Boss. When I witnessed Boss in action, what I thought I'd believed shattered, and I didn't know how to handle that. There are always threats at every turn. It's just a matter of when they catch up to you, but when one jaded man and another with a seemingly deep death wish have to work together, who's going to survive the aftermath? (TW: Mentions of childhood sexual, physical, and mental abuses. Passive Suicidal Ideation, self-harm, and mental illness. These are mainly off-page, but there are details flashbacks and conversations of said acts. Yet if these are triggering for you, please feel free not to read the story. Your self-care and mental health are more important. Thank you.)




Glorified


Book Description

Ever since they first became friends in elementary school, Trey and Marlo have been sticking together through all the ups and downs of life on the streets. When desperate times lead them down a dangerous path of crime, they somehow manage to elude the authorities, even after robbing several banks in Orange County, California. But when a threat arises, they must make hard-hitting decisions to save their lives and freedom. After Trey and Marlo destroy evidence—or so they think—they flee to Miami to pursue a new game. When another opportunity presents itself, an inexperienced Trey and Marlo immerse themselves into a drug gang. After they steal a crew from the same dealer, they are supplied with all the connections needed to start the first black drug cartel in America. Although the young men have high hopes of stepping away from the past, they soon discover that life is as unpredictable as their choices. As dangerous lines are crossed yet again, sacrifices must be made—this time for the organization. In this urban thriller, two young men destined for a life of crime learn that living in the fast lane comes with a price.




Tough Guy


Book Description

Tough Guy is the creation story of Jimmy. As he becomes a man, Jimmy's personality, abusive tendencies, and selfishness are deeply ingrained into his psyche. Jimmy has little awareness or concern about the impact he has on the people most deserving of his actual love.