Fuck This Shit Show: a Gratitude Journal for Tired-Ass Women


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Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Gratitude journal pages with prompts including: asshole of the day, I am proud I didn't, I'm lucky to have and more! Corresponding pages with areas to include important shit to do today and other important shit to remember. This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general. 152 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover.




Fuck This Shit Show: a Gratitude Journal for Tired-Ass People


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Let that sh*t go! We know there are days we all need to rant, kick a wall, and move on. This journal is the perfect way to express your feelings and move onto to happier days. Our Gratitude Journal for Tired-Ass People includes: Four different design layouts with varying quotes and activities, including: Asshole of the Day, Rant On, Shit List, Today I'm Proud I Didn't, I'm Happy I Did and so many more snarky and fun notes and activities. Rate your mood (in middle finger) Plenty of space to capture random ideas and thoughts. Date and day of the week 148 pages; convenient 6" x 9" size with matte cover and white interior pages. Our customers love our products and they make the perfect gift for a coworker, family member or friend who may be having a rough day! Proudly designed in the USA. Part of the Best-Selling Cuss Words Make Me Happy(tm) series: F*ck This Shit Show: A Gratitude Journal For Tired-Ass Women Another F*cking Shit List: Another F*cking Shit List: Blank Weekly Planner and Journal So F*cking Booked: 2019 Desk Size Monthly Calendar




Another Fucking Shit List


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Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Weekly planner pages Sunday through Saturday. Lined, corresponding pages with areas to include "This Week's Shit List" and "Other Important Shit to Remember." This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general, while keeping track of their daily activities (the cause of their stress)! 150 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover. Part of our "Cuss Words Make Me Happy" Series of journals and planners! Visit our author page for more funny gag gift options for your best friends and women in your life!




Diary of an Oxygen Thief


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Hurt people hurt people. Say there was a novel in which Holden Caulfield was an alcoholic and Lolita was a photographer’s assistant and, somehow, they met in Bright Lights, Big City. He’s blinded by love. She by ambition. Diary of an Oxygen Thief is an honest, hilarious, and heartrending novel, but above all, a very realistic account of what we do to each other and what we allow to have done to us.




Women's Libation!


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“Finally, a celebration of strong women and strong cocktails! Lovingly hand-drawn and deliciously punny, Merrily Grashin's collection of enhanced classic cocktails and original artwork is a tribute to women—like Grashin herself—who inspire us to break all the rules.”—Stephanie Danler, New York Times bestselling author of Sweetbitter The perfect mix of punny humor, feminist verve, and practical instruction, Women's Libation! is a cocktail guide for the lady who likes to shake things up (and not just her martinis). In it, Brooklyn-based illustrator and long-time bartender Merrily Grashin toasts the feminist heroes who've come before us and the social movements that have helped shape us, honoring each with a delicious, imaginative cocktail. Beautifully appointed in a paper-over-board package with two-color interiors, each spread features an original illustration for every boozy beverage and a brief reflection on the historical figure, event, or movement in women's history on which the drink is based. With new twists on classic cocktails as well as inventive new libations, Grashin's recipes will educate you as you imbibe, including such gems as: • Joan of Arc & Stormy • Vermouth Bader Ginsberg • Emma Gold-Manhattan • Rosé the Riveter • Simone de Boulevardier • Margaret Sanger-ia Featuring 75 recipes that even the novice bartender can make at home, Women's Libation! is the perfect host gift to share at a party or to give to a feminist friend in need of some cheer.




The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Cookbook


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Collects recipes for sixty five pizza dishes inspired by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, including New York-style pepperoni pizza, Leo's katana slashes, and pizza potstickers.




Fuck This Shit Show Gratitude Journal For Tired-Ass Women


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Funny Gift For Tired-AssWomen You are at the right fucking place to take action and start a new life where you leave all that shit behind you, you are going to take this gratitude journal to manifest and practice daily gratitude. You have someone who's suffering from daily stress, then I suggest for you to give her this gratitude journal as a gift and after using it days later she will really thank you cause she will feel better. Don't waste more time reading this description and go buy this gratitude journal




Fuck All Y'All: One Minute a Day of Gratitude and Sass: A Daily Gratitude Journal for Badass Women Who Take No Shit


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Be grateful...that this lighthearted gratitude journal gives zero fucks about what anyone else thinks. Fill out the repeating daily worksheet for a venting session with yourself to identify garbage humans and activities, remember the things worth holding onto, and rate your day in garbage cans. This cute and snarky notebook makes the perfect irreverent gift for friends, coworkers, employees, sisters, or bridesmaids. Features Include: 120 pages with prompts Attractive soft matte cover Portable size at 6" x 9"




Fuck This Shit Show Gratitude Journal For Tired-Ass Women


Book Description

Funny Gift For Tired-Ass Women You are at the right fucking place to take action and start a new life where you leave all that shit behind you, you are going to take this gratitude journal to manifest and practice daily gratitude. You have someone who's suffering from daily stress, then I suggest for you to give her this gratitude journal as a gift and after using it days later she will really thank you cause she will feel better. Don't waste more time reading this description and go buy this gratitude journal




The Book Lover's Cookbook


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Perfect for book lovers and foodies alike—a splendid cookbook featuring recipes inspired by classic works of literature and modern favorites Wake up to a perfect breakfast with Mrs. Dalby’s Buttermilk Scones, courtesy of James Herriot’s All Things Bright and Beautiful and Ichabod’s Slapjacks, as featured in Washington Irving’s The Legend of Sleepy Hollow. There’s homey comfort food like Connie May's Tomato Pie, created with and inspired by Connie May Fowler (Remembering Blue); Thanksgiving Spinach Casserole (Elizabeth Berg’s Open House); and Amish Chicken and Dumplings (Jodi Picoult's Plain Truth) . . . Sample salads, breads, and such soul-warming soups as Nearly-a-Meal Potato Soup (Terry Kay’s Shadow Song); Mr. Casaubon’s Chicken Noodle Soup (George Eliot’s Middlemarch); and Mrs. Leibowitz’s Lentil-Vegetable Soup (Frank McCourt’s Angela’s Ashes) . . . After relishing appetizers and entrees, there’s a dazzling array of desserts, including Carrot Pudding (Charles Dickens’s A Christmas Carol); Effie Belle’s Coconut Cake (Olive Ann Burns’s Cold Sassy Tree); and the kids will love C.S. Lewis's Turkish Delight from The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe. Sprinkled throughout with marvelous anecdotes about writers and writing, The Book Lover’s Cookbook is a culinary and literary delight, a browser’s cornucopia of reading pleasure, and a true inspiration in the kitchen. TASTY RECIPES AND THE BOOKS THAT INSPIRED THEM Jo’s Best Omelette . . . Little Women by Louisa May Alcott No Dieter’s Delight Chicken Neapolitan . . . Thinner by Stephen King Extra-Special Rhubarb Pie . . . The Persian Pickle Club by Sandra Dallas Grand Feast Crab Meat Casserole . . . At Home in Mitford by Jan Karon Persian Cucumber and Yogurt . . . House of Sand and Fog by Andre Dubus III Tamales . . . Like Water for Chocolate by Laura Esquivel Bev's No-Fuss Crab Cakes . . . Unnatural Exposure by Patricia Cornwell Macaroni and Cheese . . . The Accidental Tourist by Anne Tyler Veteran Split Pea Soup . . . The Red Badge of Courage by Stephen Crane Alternative Carrot-Raisin-Pineapple Salad . . . Midwives by Chris Bohjalian Summer’s Day Cucumber-Tomato Sandwiches . . . Women in Love by D. H. Lawrence Refreshing Black Cows . . . The Book of Ruth by Jane Hamilton Dump Punch . . . Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen Not Violet, But Blueberry Pie . . . Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl Innocent Sweet Bread . . . The Bluest Eye by Toni Morrison Daddy's Rich Chocolate Cake . . . Fatherhood by Bill Cosby . . . and many other delectable dishes for the literary palate!