Knock-Knock! Who's There?


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The follow-up to LOL: A Load of Laughs and Jokes for Kids, this jam-packed knock-knock joke book is perfect for young comedians! Knock-Knock! Who’s there? Justin! Justin who? Justin time for dinner! With over 700 silly knock-knock jokes, this book is ready to knock down your door with hours and hours of the wackiest “Who’s There?” answers ever. Perfect for sharing with friends, Knock-Knock! Who's There?: A Load of Laughs and Jokes for Kids will have your young comedian howling with laughter!




Belly Laugh Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids


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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you! Belly Laugh Jokes for Kids is packed with both classic and original knock-knock jokes to make readers keel over in laughter. Developed to meet the needs of the millions of children eternally hungry for joke books, this collection is complete with 350 hilarious knock-knock jokes for kids. This unique volume is complemented by witty line drawings created by talented illustrator Bethany Straker. Its seemingly endless supply of fresh content and splashy, engaging design make this book a sure source of fun for young readers as well as parents, siblings, and friends! Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home.




Ask a Manager


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From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together




Knock Knock!


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Funny and Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes You will giggle so hard at these funny knock knock jokes for kids. There are over 100 super-funny and hilarious knock knock jokes created to make you laugh! Over 100 knock knock jokes Excellent for early readers Fun for kids, teens, or adults Knock knock! Who's there? Genoa! Genoa who? Genoa any good jokes? Knock knock! Who's there? Alfredo! Alfredo who? Alfredo the dark! Knock knock! Who's there? Vanna! Vanna who? Vanna go see a movie tonight? Comedy, humor, and joke-telling have many positive benefits associated with it. Jokes can bring a smile to the face of others and put you in a great mood! Here are a few more benefits associated with joke-telling: Help you bond with friends and family Lighten tense situations Help you make friends Great conversation starters Perfect for texts and status updates Scroll up and click buy to start laughing today!




I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings


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Here is a book as joyous and painful, as mysterious and memorable, as childhood itself. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings captures the longing of lonely children, the brute insult of bigotry, and the wonder of words that can make the world right. Maya Angelou’s debut memoir is a modern American classic beloved worldwide. Sent by their mother to live with their devout, self-sufficient grandmother in a small Southern town, Maya and her brother, Bailey, endure the ache of abandonment and the prejudice of the local “powhitetrash.” At eight years old and back at her mother’s side in St. Louis, Maya is attacked by a man many times her age—and has to live with the consequences for a lifetime. Years later, in San Francisco, Maya learns that love for herself, the kindness of others, her own strong spirit, and the ideas of great authors (“I met and fell in love with William Shakespeare”) will allow her to be free instead of imprisoned. Poetic and powerful, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings will touch hearts and change minds for as long as people read. “I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings liberates the reader into life simply because Maya Angelou confronts her own life with such a moving wonder, such a luminous dignity.”—James Baldwin From the Paperback edition.




Knock-Knock Jokes and Silly Stories for Kids


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Calling all kid comedians! Hundreds of laugh-out-loud knock-knock jokes and silly stories to help kids level up their reading confidence and joke-telling skills. For kids ages 5 and up! In this book of knee-slapping knock-knocks and silly stories, kids will discover swallowed gum, peanut butter–eating elephants, and monsters roaming the desert. Best of all, with Knock-Knock Jokes and Stilly Stories for Kids, children will boost their reading skills and confidence all while becoming proud joke-tellers along the way. Jokes galore! Hundreds of knock-knock jokes and silly stories to keep kids entertained at home, in the car, or on the go! The power of silly: LOL-funny jokes and silly stories motivate kids to read aloud and create fun, shared memories with friends and family. Early reader–friendly: Tailored to early and reluctant readers, the book begins with bite-sized jokes and progresses to full-page stories, making reading fun and easy for those just getting started. Look here! Funny illustrations to bring kids deeper into the joke and help little ones with comprehension.




Knock Knock! 150+ Knock Knock Jokes for Kids


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Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean knock knock jokes for children. 150+ funny knock knock jokes! Excellent for early and beginning readers Hours of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious knock knock jokes for kids Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny knock knock joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Knock knock! Who's there? Cheese! Cheese who? Cheese a cute girl! HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Abbey! Abbey who? Abbey stung me on the nose! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Dewey! Dewey who? Dewey have to keep doing this? HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Moo! Moo who? Are you a cow or an owl? Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) This funny joke book is full of funny knock knock jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These knock knock will make you and your friends giggle. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Joke Book Author, Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing is a best-selling children's joke book author. He is a jokester at heart and enjoys a good laugh, pulling pranks on his friends, and telling funny and hilarious jokes! He has a wide variety of published joke books and a very successful joke website. Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today! tags: knock knock, knock knock jokes for kids, funny knock knock jokes for kids, funny joke, funny jokes, lol, jokes, food, joke book, knock knock book, ebook, books, funny, knock knock jokes, ebooks, funny jokes, kids, haha, hilarious, children, joke, kid, funny jokes for children, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book, kids books, funny knock knock jokes, joke book, food book, joke books, hilarious, lol, laughing, knock knock jokes for kids, knock knock jokes, laughter, knock knock, funny jokes, funny joke book, book for kids, kindle book, kindle ebook, jokes online, comedy, ages 5-12, ages 6-8, preteen, humor, early reader, beginning reader, laugh, laughter, funniest jokes, laughing, humor, comedy,jokes, jokes for kids, yo momma jokes, cheesy jokes, free knock knock jokes for kids, short jokes, best joke book, dog jokes, stupid jokes, medical jokes, children joke books, sports jokes, funny kids jokes, free joke books, kids comedy




Bad Dad Jokes


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The dad joke is a delicate thing. Part knowing humor, part lack of humor, it's only requirement is that it elicits not a laugh from its audience but the annoyed response: "Daaaaaaaaad." Bad Dad Jokes is the biggest, baddest collection of "so bad they're actually good" jokes that are guaranteed to deliver a daily dose of groans and giggles. Bad Dad Jokes is a one of a kind collection of extraordinary humor in one book. By giving this collection as a gift you will bring humor and lasting memories to events for years to come.




More Knock Knock Jokes for Kids


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The Best Knock Knock Jokes for Kids 2017Ultimate Collection of hilarious family-fun Jokes!FREE on Kindle Unlimited"Laughter is the best medicine"Keep your kids laughing and entertaining their friends with this book of funny and family friendly knock knock jokes. Help them entertain their friends at school, make those long car trips more fun, and get a giggle for yourself along the way! These funny knock knocks jokes, and riddles will entertain the entire family. And for those budding comedians in the house, several types of jokes to try out and find your own style.With artist illustrations showing just how funny these jokes for kids can be, this joke book will never be far out of reach.They say laughter is the best medicine so this book is perfect for:* A long car trip* The waiting room at the doctor's office* The first day of school* Birthday gifts that are sure to please* An opening joke for the big presentation at school* Encouraging your child to read * Cheering you up after a hard day at workDownload now and always be ready to crack a smile!Knock, knock.Who's there?Canoe.Canoe who?Canoe help me with my homework?Knock, knockWho's there?Merry.Merry who?Merry Christmas!Knock, knock.Who's there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you going to let me in?Knock, knock.Who's there?Anee.Anee,who?Anee one you like!Knock, knockWho's there?Iva.Iva who?I've a sore hand from knocking!Knock, knock.Who's there?Dozen.Dozen who?Dozen anybody want to let me in?Knock, knock.Who's there?Needle.Needle who?Needle little money for the movies.Knock, knock.Who's there?Henrietta.Henrietta who?Henrietta worm that was in his apple.Knock, knock.Who's there?Avenue.Avenue who?Avenue knocked on this door before?Knock, knock.Who's there?Harry.Harry who?Harry up, it's cold out here!Knock, knock.Who's there?A herd.A herd who?A herd you were home, so I came over!Knock, knock.Who's there?Adore.Adore who?Adore is between us. Open up!Knock, knock.Who's there?Otto.Otto who?Otto know. I've got amnesia.Knock, knock.Who's there?King Tut.King Tut who?King Tut-key fried chicken!




Silly Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Book


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Silly Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Book Give your kids the gift of humor! The Knock Knock Jokes for Kids book is the perfect introduction to telling jokes and humor. Early Reader Book Do you have a child who is starting to read? The knock knock book makes a GREAT early reader book featuring large print and pictures thru-out. This joke book was designed to entertain and not overwhelm the beginner reader. With over 100 pages, there is plenty to read and kid jokes to tell! Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids Filled to the brim with silliness, these laugh out loud jokes for kids will be read and recited to family and friends. Write Your Own Jokes Because reading jokes is super fun, but teach your child the art of creative thinking and writing by using the template at the end of the book for your kids to write their own jokes! With an easy to fill in knock knock joke guide, your child will be able to fill in their own words for their own jokes! Encourage Communication In addition to helping your child read, the knock knock jokes book is perfect in helping encourage your child to communicate by telling jokes. Have them bring the book to the grandparent's house and to tell jokes or to share with a friend. Silly Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Book is the perfect joke book featuring: Great for Beginner Readers - Large print, illustrations and simple design for early readers. Perfect Bonding Time for Siblings - Get brother and sister involved in the laughter. Encourages Communication, Creative Writing and Thinking - Writing prompts for the future comedian. Perfect Book for Travel - Keep the kids busy on your next road trip or airplane ride. Makes a GREAT Gift for Kids -Chock full of funny kid jokes for all ages. Have your kids getting their sillies out by laughing, learning, reading and sharing for hours with the Silly Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Book!