Funny Shit My Students Say


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Funny Shit My Students Say: Funny Teacher Gift Journal, Blank Lined Notebook This teachers notebook is perfect for writing all those humorous and hilarious conversations and things your students say in the classroom. What a fun way to write, record and remember all those cute memorable quotes you heard worth jotting down! No matter how you feel, students can always come up with the pretty darndest things that makes you smile and make your heart full. Whether teachers like documenting in private or sharing the outrageous quips with family and friends, they'll love having those lasting memories of their classrooms. Filled with 120 pages, that can be used for shopping lists, notes or use as a diary. Will make great gifts for birthday, Christmas, a new teacher or well seasoned, women or men. Each page features white college ruled paper. Book size is 6x9. Matte finish cover.




Funny Things My Kids Say: Keepsake Parents Journal Childhood Memory Book Red Black


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Kids say the funniest things. Keep track of those special memories with this cute notebook. You'll love looking back and remembering those times when your kids had you rolling on the floor with laughter or having you blush with embarrassment. Every moment is special so grab this journal and keep notes, you'll be glad you did! It's the perfect gift for new moms, parents of toddlers and small children or any family member who wants to look back on those special times with the kids they dearly love. 6x9 Paperback Bound Book 122 pages Find other kids quote journal designs and different notebooks by selecting the hyperlink for "authors name" near the top of this listing.




When Unicorns Poop


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Celebrate all things sparkly, including unicorn poop, with this rainbow-filled, humorous story! Did you know that when a unicorn poops, rainbows arch across the sky? And when they toot, shiny bubbles float all around! What happens when a unicorn sneezes or spits or cries? More magical whimsy occurs when unicorns do all these things, of course. Just don't step in their poop-eww! Complete with stunning, bright, and magical full-color illustrations, When Unicorns Poop is sure to delight kids as well as be the perfect gift for any unicorn-crazed adult.




More Shit My Dad Says


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"Growing up, every time I saw a men's magazine cover that had a headline about '73 Ways to Please Your Girlfriend', all I could think was 'I'm good with one; just tell me one way to please her. Also, I don't have a girlfriend. Is there an article about that?'" Soon after Sh*t My Dad Says began to take off, comic writer Justin Halpern decided to propose to his then girlfriend. But before doing so, he asked his dad's advice, which was very, very simple (and surprisingly clean): "Just take a day to think about it." This book is the story of that trip down memory lane, to the adventures and misadventures of teenage relationships. Crossing the warmth of The Wonder Years with the candour and observational humour of David Sedaris, this follow-up to the hottest comedy debut of last year is a hilarious, toe-curlingly true book about life, and love.




Firefly Lane


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From the New York Times bestselling author Kristin Hannah comes a powerful novel of love, loss, and the magic of friendship. . . . now a #1 Netflix series! In the turbulent summer of 1974, Kate Mularkey has accepted her place at the bottom of the eighth-grade social food chain. Then, to her amazement, the "coolest girl in the world" moves in across the street and wants to be her friend. Tully Hart seems to have it all—beauty, brains, ambition. On the surface they are as opposite as two people can be: Kate, doomed to be forever uncool, with a loving family who mortifies her at every turn. Tully, steeped in glamour and mystery, but with a secret that is destroying her. They make a pact to be best friends forever; by summer's end they've become TullyandKate. Inseparable. So begins Kristin Hannah's magnificent new novel. Spanning more than three decades and playing out across the ever-changing face of the Pacific Northwest, Firefly Lane is the poignant, powerful story of two women and the friendship that becomes the bulkhead of their lives. From the beginning, Tully is desperate to prove her worth to the world. Abandoned by her mother at an early age, she longs to be loved unconditionally. In the glittering, big-hair era of the eighties, she looks to men to fill the void in her soul. But in the buttoned-down nineties, it is television news that captivates her. She will follow her own blind ambition to New York and around the globe, finding fame and success . . . and loneliness. Kate knows early on that her life will be nothing special. Throughout college, she pretends to be driven by a need for success, but all she really wants is to fall in love and have children and live an ordinary life. In her own quiet way, Kate is as driven as Tully. What she doesn't know is how being a wife and mother will change her . . . how she'll lose sight of who she once was, and what she once wanted. And how much she'll envy her famous best friend. . . . For thirty years, Tully and Kate buoy each other through life, weathering the storms of friendship—jealousy, anger, hurt, resentment. They think they've survived it all until a single act of betrayal tears them apart . . . and puts their courage and friendship to the ultimate test. Firefly Lane is for anyone who ever drank Boone's Farm apple wine while listening to Abba or Fleetwood Mac. More than a coming-of-age novel, it's the story of a generation of women who were both blessed and cursed by choices. It's about promises and secrets and betrayals. And ultimately, about the one person who really, truly knows you—and knows what has the power to hurt you . . . and heal you. Firefly Lane is a story you'll never forget . . . one you'll want to pass on to your best friend.




Sh*t My Dad Says


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“This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society.” —Chelsea Handler “Read this unless you’re allergic to laughing.” —Kristen Bell “If you’re wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud yes.” —Christian Lander, New York Times bestselling author of Stuff White People Like Tuesdays with Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious book about a son’s relationship with his foul-mouthed father by the 29-year-old comedy writer who created the massively popular Twitter feed of the same name.




Stupid Shit My Wife Says


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Funny Adult Humor Notebooks Novelty Journal To Write In Perfect funny gift for anyone with a sense of humor to use for scheduling, taking notes, as a daily diary, a dream journal, a prayer journal, and much more. Convenient 6 x 9 size perfect for fitting in your pocket or purse. Use it for work, business, travel or daily life. 6" x 9" size, perfect for on the go use Simple designer cover with a funny quote 120 blank lined pages Our notebooks make great gag gifts for women, men, coworkers, employees or boss.




Don't Eat Shit: My Recipe Book Contains Awesome Recipes


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Looking for funny gift for a baker, cook or chef? This useful gag gift is an easy way to organize and collect all your wonderful recipes! Keep this in your kitchen all of the time or at Christmas and Thanksgiving and every time you pull it out, you will be sure to get a laugh. Have guests write down their wonderful recipes as well! The book allows for 100 recipes. So write down any recipes that you love! From cookies to turkey...there is space for it all. There is also a Table of Contents at the beginning to keep you organized. Other Features: Uniqe cover with glossy finish Soft paperback in handy 6X9 size Bright white paper with cute lettering




Sh*t My President Says: The Illustrated Tweets of Donald J. Trump


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FDR had radio. JFK had TV. Trump has Twitter. Eisner-winning cartoonist Shannon Wheeler depicts the "fire and fury" unleashed daily on Twitter by Donald Trump, our "very stable genius" and president. For the first time, these revealing snapshots of the world’s most powerful man are collected, curated, and brought to memorable new life as cartoons. Some people are saying, I don’t know, you tell me, but a lot of people are saying this is the greatest book of the year. This guy, Shannon Wheeler, he draws these cartoons for the New Yorker, MAD, the Onion — he’s very, very, good, okay? Now he’s illustrated the most incredible tweets. Wow! You won’t believe what he does with these tweets. I mean, these tweets changed the world, folks. It’s true! It’s very true. EVERYONE is going to want this book — even the haters and losers (Sad!). In Sh*t My President Says, Donald Trump's most revealing tweets are transformed into razor-sharp cartoons, offering a subversive and illuminating insight into the mind of the most divisive political figure of our time. Whether you love him or hate him, this take on Trump will help you come to grips with the man and his ideas thanks to Wheeler's signature mix of slapstick and sophistication. Nominated for the 2018 Ringo Award for Best Humor Comic.




Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!


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Curious but not concerned as to where they would sleep that night, Bimisi and Sumguyen aimlessly meandered down the cobblestone calles of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. As the sun set over the Pacific they found themselves sequestered by a weathered native peddler who mimed towards his cart and through his guttural broken english encouraged them to "Put Tony's nuts in your mouth..."60 pesos later, as a cold cerveza washed down the first of Tony's nuts,pen was put to parchment and book four of season one came to be.Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth is the fourth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.