Geezer at Large


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The actress Bette Davis once said, Old age is no place for sissies. Ms. Davis knew of what she spoke since she lived to a ripe old age of eighty-one years. Geezer at Largea tongue-in-cheek titlepresents physician Joseph Craigs thoughts on aging, because like Bette Davis, he and many others have reached old age. In fact, there is an aging epidemic going on in America. Craig explores this aging epidemic and its many physical, mental, and spiritual demands. Geezer at Large offers a focused look at the ups and downs that come with old age. Your understanding of this season of life will be enhanced through the work of Joseph Craig.




The Ultimate Cockney Geezer's Guide to Rhyming Slang


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Would you Adam and Eve it? Over a hundred years after it was first heard on the streets of Ye Olde London Towne, Cockney rhyming slang is still going strong, and this book contains the most comprehensive and entertaining guide yet. Presented in an easy-to-read A to Z format, it explains the meaning of hundreds of terms, from old favourites such as apples and pears (stairs) and plates of meat (feet) to the more obscure band of hope (soap) and cuts and scratches (matches) through to modern classics such as Anthea Turner (earner) and Ashley Cole (own goal), as well as providing fascinating background info and curious Cockney facts throughout. Also included are a series of language tests so that readers can brush up on their newfound knowledge on their way to becoming a true Cockney Geezer. All in all, The Ultimate Cockney Geezer's Guide to Rhyming Slang is well worth your bread and honey to have a butcher's.




A Geezer's Guide to the Universe


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From his youth in the cattle-covered Sandhills of Nebraska to a small French farming village, Dennis Glaser is enjoying an ever-changing, experience-filled life. And he here recounts some of those experiences to entertain and inform his readers. Writing with a rare combination of wit and wisdom, Glaser discusses life, love, laughter, nature, pets, work, and travel as essential elements of the well-lived existence. The universe covered within these pages is drawn from the lessons he has learned from growing to manhood to present daynot retired, he says, but re-wired. Glasers vignettes utilize a reporters insightful observation of events and the profiles of the people involved. The locales include small towns, big cities, and the rural countryside where he learned natures lessons first hand. Always he writes with an unerring ability to find the essential heart of each experience. Glaser exemplifies advice he received early-on: Find a job you love and youll never work another day in your life!




A Geezer's Guide to Mullet Maintenance and Combover Care


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You only need to look at the story of Samson and Delilah to see just how important a man’s hairstyle can be. Thankfully, A Geezer’s Guide to Mullet Maintenance and Combover care is guide to selecting, growing and maintaining a stylish, comfortable and well-groomed hair helmet. Including: manly grooming tips; a breakdown of barnets to try out, such as the Curtain Cut (try to look like Johnny Depp; try not to look like Worzel Gummidge) or the Quiff (try to look like Alex Turner from the Arctic Monkeys; try not to look like Nick Grimshaw); a perambulation through hirsute history; a rundown of famous hair aficionados, from Albert Einstein to Paul McCartney via Adolf Hitler; hair and hairstyling records (can you beat the Longest Time Hanging by your Hair record?); the most ridiculous names for hair salons (Crops and Bobbers vs Shear-N-Dipity). The perfect gift for every man: from the metrosexual to those who just want to progress from their mum’s bowl cuts; whether he wants to learn how to carefully calm his cowlick or skilfully shine his skinhead.




Old Geezer's Dictionary of Irritants. From Aaaah to Zoo, over a thousand annoying aspects of British life


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All day, every day we're surrounded by things that annoy us. So it's surprising we've had to wait until now for a reasonable list. Speaking up for irritated people all over Britain, the Old Geezer's Dictionary of Irritants points a decisive finger at offenders, with both gusto and humour.




Geezers' Guide To Football


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Football isn't all about players, tactics or even satellite telly. It's about a culture. A culture born out of the obsession, fanaticism and humour that is football fandom. The ultimate product of that culture is the Geezer. The sexist, elitist and abusive yob who, clad in his designer clothes, follows his chosen team week in, week out. Every club has them in their hundreds, but who or what are they? And just why do they do what they do?




A Street that Rhymed at 3AM


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Sharman's Christmas with his daughter Judith starts with the worst of gifts: news that his ex-wife, Laura, her new husband and their baby son have been killed in a bomb explosion on a plane. Sharman and Judith seek what little consolation they can from each other, but she instinctively knows that Sharman needs to take his mind off things. Pushed by her, he accepts a seemingly straightforward, if unlovely job babysitting a big-time American dealer who is in custody but doing one last deal - only this time on the right side of the law. But when Sharman's around, babysitting is one step away from carnage and disaster; wanted by the police, he turns for help from the most unlikely of sources - the Yardie gangs that infest the estates of 'sarf London'. What begins as work turns to vengeance for his ex-wife's murder and battle to save the innocence - and life - of his daughter.




Geezer Sex


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Geezer Sex is a collection of short stories that includes romance, chance meetings, fantasy and science fiction, tragedy, and nostalgia—all viewed from the perspectives of people who are no longer young but remain youthful in the face of passing years. The stories explore memories from the past, parallel universes, the death of a child, a second chance at love, teeth, and, of course, geezer sex. Varied in content, these twelve stories will evoke laughter, tears, and warm memories for the mature reader.




Starstruck: Old Proldiers Never Die


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The continuation of the classic science fiction epic with digitally re-mastered art and brand new colors, more than half of which is collected here for the very first time! What does a guy do when his droid goes missing? And not just any droid, an extremely rare pleasure droid that's a dead ringer for his long-lost love! As bartender Harry Palmer—ex-rebel, ex-mercenary "proldier"—combs Rec 97, a perilous, planet-sized, vacation station, following clues and fending off enemies, he must also delve into his own past to do battle with his personal demons. Will Annie's abductor be an old pal, a hidden foe, or two inebriated fem-fighters that frequent his bar?




Experiencing Black Sabbath


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Black Sabbath has often been credited with inventing heavy metal with their first album released in 1970. Their new style of music was loud, brutal, scary, innovative, and it has greatly influenced heavy metal bands since then. Their five decades of music cross generations of fans, and they remain relevant to this day, with their 2013 album charting #1 in the United States and at least five other countries. In Experiencing Black Sabbath: A Listener’s Companion, musician and scholar Nolan Stolz leads the reader through Sabbath’s twenty studio albums and additional songs, closely examining their music and the storied history of the band. Along the way, Stolz highlights often-overlooked key moments that defined Sabbath’s unique musical style and legacy. Band members’ own words illuminate certain aspects of the music, and Stolz makes connections from song to song, album to album, and sometimes across decades to create an intricate narrative of the band’s entire catalog. Experiencing Black Sabbath reveals the underappreciated genius of these heavy metal progenitors to all rock music lovers and gives even the most fervent Sabbath fans a new perspective on the music.