Get Off Your F#cking Ass


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My name is Claire Allan, and I'm back with an all-new swear word motivational weight loss affirmation book. There are lots more Badass words this time than in my previous books. Are you tired of suffering from emotional eating and overeating? Are you searching for an all-natural, straightforward plan to help you heal your body and mind? Do you want to lose weight? Do you want to keep the weight off once you lose it? Do you want to make healthy eating an effortless part of your lifestyle? Losing weight and eating healthy is more complex than it seems. If it were effortless, everyone would be fit and healthy. Well, get off your f--king ass. Stop sugar cravings with self-hypnosis techniques to help you keep the weight off and stay fit and healthy. Focus on daily weight loss goals to help you gain better eating habits. How to retrain your brain to fall in love with exercise and make exercise a joyful experience instead of something you hate. How to eat right with the help of meditation. How to heal your relationship with food. Have you been trying many diet programs without lasting effects? You may have a wrong mental approach that you have yet to discover for some reason, and you cannot be as thin as you wish. Then again, get off your f--king ass. Change your mindset and have a much more positive outlook on life, all thanks to motivational and positive swear word affirmations




Healthy as F*ck


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Are you tired of yo-yo dieting, restrictive eating plans, and short-lived results? It's time to break free from the dieting cycle and embark on a transformative journey toward happiness, confidence, and self-acceptance. Drawing on the latest scientific research and her extensive experience as an award-winning trainer, Oonagh Duncan guides you through a holistic journey that addresses both the physical and mental aspects of wellness. With her refreshing, no-nonsense style, she reveals seven essential habits: Cultivate a positive mindset: Harness the power of your thoughts and beliefs to overcome obstacles and develop a resilient mindset for success. Optimize nutrition: Learn how to nourish your body with whole, nutrient-dense foods, without restrictive diets or complicated meal plans. Master mindful eating: Develop a healthier relationship with food, practice mindful eating techniques, and find joy in the dining experience. Create effective workout routines: Discover the most efficient ways to exercise, build strength, and enhance your fitness level, tailored to your individual needs. Prioritize sleep and stress management: Unlock the secrets of quality sleep and stress reduction to optimize your body's natural healing and fat-burning processes. Foster sustainable habits: Implement practical strategies to make healthier choices effortlessly and create lasting change in your daily life. Embrace self-care and self-love: Learn how to prioritize self-care, develop self-compassion, and build a strong foundation of self-love for a happier, more fulfilled life. Whether you're a fitness enthusiast seeking a new approach or someone who has struggled with weight management for years, Healthy as F*ck provides a clear roadmap to a healthier and more balanced you.




Watch Your F*cking Language


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For Johnson, swearing is essential to effective communication. With this in mind, he has developed this hilarious guidebook on how to curse effectively in detail, with numerous examples taken from everyday life.




You Can't Have It All


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The two-time New York Times bestselling author, OG Vanderpump Rules star, and host of the successful chart-topping podcast Stassi is back and better than ever with a candid guide to rethinking the girlboss life, taking the pressure off, and lessons she’s learned since becoming a mom of two. Before she wrote Off with My Head, a book about hitting what felt like rock bottom, Stassi Schroeder was writing an entirely different story: a basic bitch’s guide on how to be—wait for it—a “girlboss.” But then 2020 came along and after a global pandemic, losing her job, becoming pregnant and having her first child, and getting married, suddenly being a girlboss wasn’t the vibe. Instead of giving up, Stassi grew up and learned from her mistakes (you know, just standard evolution). After two and a half years in limbo, Stassi was ready to launch her career again. She’d come a long way from that temperamental Season One Stassi. She’d gained a new perspective on what she wants out of business, her career, and life: to carve a path for herself, on her terms. The thing is, all of this pressure to “have it all” while girlbossing it up…it’s exhausting, and Stassi isn’t sure it’s the ticket to happiness that we all thought it was. That’s truly what this book is about: the desire for joy. It’s about accepting the fact that you may not be the “perfect” parent/partner/friend/human at all times, and that’s okay. Instead of letting mom guilt or work guilt get her down, Stassi is trying to learn and to encourage us all to take the pressure off, give ourselves grace, and lean into the things that bring happiness. And if you need a little sauvignon blanc or Aperol spritz to get you through the tough days…so be it.




Where's My F*cking Latte (and Other Stories About Being an Assistant in Hollywood)


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The Kindle Bestselling book featured on TV's "ACCESS HOLLYWOOD" DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS... Every movie and TV star has one. So does every agent and manager. Some producers and studio execs have two or even three. I'm talking about an assistant. Someone to answer your phones, pick up your dry cleaning. Someone to hide your drugs. Your assistant knows what you eat, who you're sleeping with and what medications you're taking. They listen in on your phone calls. They are the eyes and ears of Hollywood... and occasionally they talk. Culled from dozens of interviews with former and current Hollywood assistants, Where's My F*cking Latte is a no-holds barred insider's look at what really goes on behind Tinseltown's closed doors. PRAISE FOR "WHERE'S MY F*CKING LATTE?" "I can tell you firsthand that what goes on behind-the-scenes of Hollywood's glittering facade is usually shocking, insane and full of sex offers. Where's My F*cking Latte perfectly captures the abusive and often hysterically unbelievable world of celebs and Tinseltown power-brokers and the culture of excess and entitlement they live in. Two thumbs WAY, WAY UP!" - Daniella Cracknell, Publicist to many of TV's iconic stars from Dick Clark, Howie Mandel, Geraldo Rivera, Mario Lopez to name a few... ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff is a bestselling and award-winning author living in Los Angeles who has been known to occasionally moonlight as a TV host, voice-over artist and rock journalist. A professional composer of music for television for many years, opportunity knocked and transformed him into a screen/TV writer and author featured on "Access Hollywood." Then a podcast recorded in his car became a weeknightly drive-time radio show on Sirius Sateillite Radio. This led to a handsome feature in Playboy Magazine that compared Mark to Howard Stern and Jon Stewart.




Her Filthy F*cking Point Of View


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Sexual Equality in the Bedroom! Look Through Her Eyes! Fifteen taboo stories told from the desired and sexy female's point of view. Satisfy your filthy urges, put yourself in her wet panties, and experience her sensual satisfaction when she peaks with the alpha male. Long unprotected title list: Checked In Princess Costumed Princess Reunion Princess Losing Her Flower Teaming Her Overtime Her Filthy Neighbor Plays Games In the Attic Tricked Into A Threesome By Her Filthy Neighbor Sugared Cherry Stirs Taboo Holiday Cookie Peaks Taboo Cherry Unprotected For Free Candy Secret Older Man Obsession Desiring An Older Man Super Hard Older Man Hero Sneaky Training For A Bimbo Bimbo’s Heated Training Trained In The Car Bimbo What are you waiting for? Experience multiple climaxes with this erotic short story bundle of stories from HER point of view. Tap the buy button and possess fifteen satisfying endings for yourself.




Remember to Die


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The Romantic Soldier King


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He was originally a king of soldiers. After retiring, he was going to rely on his brother, but met a great beauty on the train. The beauty was attracted by his handsome appearance, and fell in love with him at first sight. The two met again afterwards. The beauty discovered that the soldier was the one who saved her three years ago, and she loved him a little more.In addition, he also successively attracted other different girls, and the luck with the opposite sex continued.☆About the Author☆You Liao De Yu, a well-known online novelist, author of many works, most of which are related to the army and soldiers. Her representative works are: Personal soldiers of the female president, Most powerful soldiers and kings, The Romantic Soldier King and so on. Her novels are welcomed by most of the readers.




Get a F*cking Grip


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- You know the key to having more energy has nothing to do with crystals and chakras... and everything to do with how much sleep you get. - You know that neglecting your friends will leave you destitute and lonely... but you're still too damn lazy to pick up your phone and get in touch. - You know you could get through your to-do list in half the time... yet you're still stalking your ex on Facebook. - You know you just need a kick up the backside... and that's what you'll find within the pages of this book. Get A F*cking Grip is the self-help book for people who hate self-help, offering simple no-nonsense advice that you can implement into all areas of your life, allowing you to get on with everything you've always wanted to do. Learning how to get a f*cking grip is the key to taking back control of your life.




What's Your F*cking Sign?


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Your astrological makeup is no f*cking joke. Amelia Wood's What's Your F*cking Sign? is your opportunity to better relate to your managers, coworkers, love interests, friends, and family and know why they do all the sh*t they do. If you have ever wondered why your Aries boss is such a hard-ass, been convinced that a Virgo in your life sleeps with a label maker under their pillow, or tried to get your Capricorn friend to lighten the f*ck up, just look to the stars. Full of sun-sign-specific details about all twelve members of the zodiac, you can discover all the right ways to attract, befriend, love, and otherwise handle the people in your life based on their cosmic DNA. When your Pisces friend is emoting, show them a little love! When that Aquarius in your social feed is on their soapbox, have a listen! And when your Leo lover wants the spotlight, know they'll give you plenty of warmth from that glow, too. Embrace all the incredible ways astrology is there to guide you through your batsh*t interactions, curious crossroads, and sweetest moments with each and every sign. So, What's Your F*cking Sign?