The Backyard Goat Whisperer


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Unlock a world where gentle bleats fill your mornings and the satisfaction of self-sufficiency is just a step outside your backdoor with "The Backyard Goat Whisperer". Dive into this enlightening guide that will expertly navigate you through the captivating journey of backyard goat farming, an adventure that promises to enrich your life in ways you never imagined. Explore the unparalleled joy that comes with raising goats, a choice that will elevate both your heart and homestead. This essential eBook begins by laying the foundation of understanding what it takes to care for these charming creatures and the benefits they bestow. Have you ever considered the variety of goat breeds available and which one is right for your needs? "The Backyard Goat Whisperer" presents a comprehensive examination of dairy, meat, and dual-purpose breeds, ensuring that you make an informed decision that fits your lifestyle and goals. Get up close and personal with goat psychology, herd dynamics, and social structures. Unpack the mysteries of goat behavior to deepen your connection and enhance your expertise in handling your hoofed friends. Learn the ropes of creating a sanctuary for your goats, from designing an idyllic goat shelter to mastering the intricacies of nutrition, breeding, milking, and more. This guide is packed with expert insights on providing the ultimate care, from the basics of goat anatomy and healthcare to the details of kid rearing and dairy production. Venture beyond the basics as you step into the world of fiber production, meat processing, and even the art of creating goat-related products. Whether you aim to craft artisanal cheeses or sought-after goat milk soaps and lotions, the possibilities are infinite. Navigate the seasons with our chapter on care adjustments, safeguarding the health and happiness of your herd all year round. Plus, delve into the economics of your venture, understanding everything from budgeting basics to exploring potential income streams that can transform your hobby into a thriving enterprise. With a nod to the broader community implications, "The Backyard Goat Whisperer" also addresses the importance of legal considerations, neighborhood relations, and sustainable practices in farming. Whether you dream of ribbons from goat shows or seek solace in the company of these gentle animals, you’ll find endless inspiration. This guide doesn't just offer you a manual; it extends an invitation to join an ever-growing community of enthusiasts and friends. Embark on this journey with "The Backyard Goat Whisperer," and let it be your guide to embracing a lifestyle that is as rewarding as it is fun. Your ultimate guide to backyard goat farming awaits – a pastoral adventure that begins with the whisper of a goat and blossoms into a lifetime of fulfillment.




Goats Gone Digital


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""Goats Gone Digital"" follows Ethel Woolsey, a 65-year-old technophobe, who inherits her late husband's struggling goat farm in the charming town of Meadowbrook. Determined to save her legacy, Ethel reluctantly dives headfirst into the digital age, transforming her humble farm into an unexpected viral sensation. With the help of her tech-savvy teenage granddaughter and a colorful cast of small-town characters, Ethel navigates the bewildering world of social media, online marketing, and the peculiar demands of ""influencer"" goats. This heartwarming tale blends laugh-out-loud moments with touching reflections on personal growth and adapting to change. As Ethel fumbles through internet slang and dresses her goats in outrageous costumes, she discovers that even old goats can learn new tricks. The novel's deadpan humor and running gags provide a delightful backdrop to deeper themes of intergenerational bonds and finding one's place in a rapidly evolving world. Through Ethel's misadventures, readers are reminded that it's never too late to reinvent oneself – or an entire herd of goats.




The Fine Color of Rust


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Single mother Loretta Boskovic campaigns to save the local school and it soon becomes clear that more than the school is in trouble.




Planet Talzor Needs Brides (Shalhinari Space Chronicles)


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Mitzi leads a quiet life as a professional matchmaker. Her cozy life is turned upside down when she is chosen as the matchmaker for an alien species searching for wives. Naturally, she refuses. Unfortunately, she’s having a hard time saying no to the dashingly handsome but domineering alien warrior. Although, he makes her heart flutter, it’s a good thing he’s not her type. Jax, captain of the Talzor starship, is ordered to hire a shalhinari, a spiritual matchmaker, to find soul mates for six of his men. He locates the best shalhinari on Earth; yet, Mitzi Selig the earthbound woman tries his patience. To his distress, he is drawn to her beauty, questioning his judgment. Worse, his long suppressed empathy gene awakens, a trait not seemly for a warrior. The magnetic pull between Captain Jax and Mitzi is astronomical. Yet, can a tormented warrior and a woman who refuses to leave Earth find love? A long light-year distance relationship is one thing, but looming danger could curtail any chance for their star-crossed passion.




Elementary Romantic Calculus


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Mia has had her whole life mapped out since she was 18. She’s supposed to follow up her math PhD with a research postdoc, but her 20-year tenure plan takes a surprise deviation when she’s forced to settle for a temporary teaching job at a small-town university. It’s not easy adapting to rural life when you’re an inveterate city girl, but Mia tries to make the best of it until she can get the heck out of Podunk—er, Crowder, Texas. Things finally start to look up after a run-in with some terrifying local wildlife sends her careening into the arms of a sexy goat farmer/cheesemaker. Mia finds herself unexpectedly drawn to Josh’s gruff cowboy charms, especially after she learns what lies behind the thick walls he’s built around his heart. The deeper their connection grows, the more Crowder starts to feel like home. But Mia can’t afford to stay. Not unless she’s willing to give up on her dream—or trade it in for a new one. ELEMENTARY ROMANTIC CALCULUS is a full-length standalone novel and the sixth book in the Chemistry Lessons series of contemporary romances featuring STEM heroines. Each book in the series focuses on a brand new couple with their own happily ever after and can be read in any order.




Goatscaping Gone Wild


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In ""Goatscaping Gone Wild,"" retired accountant Eloise Peabody trades spreadsheets for shrubbery as she embarks on a hilarious journey into the world of goat-based landscaping. Set in the charming town of Meadowbrook, this uproarious tale follows Eloise's transformation from a buttoned-up number-cruncher to the infamous ""Goat Lady"" as she grapples with her midlife crisis in the most unconventional way possible. As Eloise's caprine crew munches their way through manicured lawns and prized rose gardens, chaos ensues, entangling her in a web of small-town politics and eccentric personalities. Each chapter unfolds a new landscaping disaster, from runaway goats crashing garden parties to four-legged vandals redecorating the town square. The story crescendos to a side-splitting climax during the annual garden competition, where Eloise's hoofed helpers stage a town-wide invasion. Amidst the mayhem, readers will delight in the dry wit, situational humor, and the unique ""goat's-eye view"" interludes that offer a comical commentary on human behavior.




A Killer Retreat


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When Kate Davidson gets an offer to teach yoga classes at the Elysian Springs resort, she jumps at the opportunity—even if it means enduring the wedding ceremony of the center's two caretakers. But avoiding the M-word turns out to be the least of Kate's problems when a wedding guest is found floating face-down in the resort's hot tub, shortly after a loud, public fight with Kate. The police pick Kate as their number-one suspect, so she teams up with her boyfriend Michael, best friend Rene, and German shepherd sidekick Bella to find the real killer. They must solve the crime before the police arrest Kate, or her next gig may last a lifetime—behind bars. Praise: "Cozy readers will enjoy the twist-filled plot."—Publishers Weekly "[Kate's] path to enlightenment is a fresh element in cozy mysteries...An entertaining read."—Library Journal "Weber's vegan yoga teacher is a bright, curious sleuth with a passion for dogs. A well-crafted whodunit with an intriguing mystery and a zinger of a twist at the end!"—Krista Davis, New York Times bestselling author of The Domestic Diva and Paws and Claws Mysteries "An engaging mystery full of fun and fascinating characters and unexpected twists. An intriguing read that includes yoga lessons and feisty dogs."—Linda O. Johnston, author of The Pet Rescue Mystery Series "Fans of Tracy Weber's charming Murder Strikes a Pose have eagerly awaited the return of yoga instructor Kate Davidson and her challenging yet lovable German shepherd, Bella. Happily, Weber's second yoga mystery, A Killer Retreat, is as delightful as her first. Readers will love the setting, the complex mystery, and the romance of Kate's second adventure. Especially noteworthy in this popular series is the appealing combination of strength and vulnerability that Kate and Bella share. Enjoy!"—Susan Conant, author of The Dog Lover's Mystery Series "Whether yoga instructor, Kate Davidson, is wrestling her hundred-pound dog, her new love life or trying to solve a murder, A Killer Retreat is simply a killer read! Witty, fun and unpredictable, this is one cozy mystery worth barking about!"—Shannon Esposito, author of The Pet Psychic Mystery Series "Fun characters, a gorgeous German Shepherd dog, and a murder with more suspects than you can shake a stick at. A Killer Retreat is a must read for cozy fans!"—Sparkle Abbey, author of The Pampered Pet Mystery Series




Save Your Asks


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Despite being more connected than ever before, many are also more isolated. The tools and technology available today have pushed business owners, entrepreneurs, and motivated professionals toward shallow, surface-level engagement, robbing them of connections, opportunities, profits, and fulfillment. In Save Your Asks, bestselling author Chris Tuff shares his transformative approach to building genuine, productive business relationships. No more stale bagels or burnt coffee, no more “speed dating” networking meetings, and no more high-pressure networking groups. Just a simple, innovative system that encourages genuine interaction and fulfillment while building deep connections with prospects and referral partners. Featuring some of the most innovative CEOs, athletes, auctioneers, surfers, and others, Save Your Asks will help you: Develop an authentic personal brand that people actually remember Identify your “networking currency” and use it to generate results Avoid the “askholes” and others who will hold you back Land more business by mastering “the art of the ask” Chris Tuff is on a mission to help business leaders create connections that make work cultures thrive, improve retention rates, and multiply sales. Save Your Asks is the motivated networker's ticket to achieving those results, and more!




The Sins on Their Bones


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Set in a Jewish folklore-inspired reimagining of 19th century Eastern Europe, this queer dark fantasy debut pits two estranged husbands and a daring spymaster on opposite sides of a civil war. Perfect for fans of Leigh Bardugo, C.S. Pacat, and Katherine Arden. Dimitri Alexeyev used to be the Tzar of Novo-Svitsevo. Now, he is merely a broken man, languishing in exile after losing a devastating civil war instigated by his estranged husband, Alexey Balakin. In hiding with what remains of his court, Dimitri and his spymaster, Vasily Sokolov, engineer a dangerous ruse. Vasily will sneak into Alexey’s court under a false identity to gather information, paving the way for the usurper’s downfall, while Dimitri finds a way to kill him for good. But stopping Alexey is not so easy as plotting to kill an ordinary man. Through a perversion of the Ludayzim religion that he terms the Holy Science, Alexey has died and resurrected himself in an immortal, indestructible body—and now claims he is guided by the voice of God Himself. Able to summon forth creatures from the realm of demons, he seeks to build an army, turning Novo-Svitsevo into the greatest empire that history has ever seen. Dimitri is determined not to let Alexey corrupt his country, but saving Novo-Svitsevo and its people will mean forfeiting the soul of the husband he can’t bring himself to forsake—or the spymaster he’s come to love.




Make Hay While the Sun Shines


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A SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER For five generations, the Pemberton family have farmed at Birks Farm in the picturesque town of Lytham on Lancashire's Fylde Coast, working at the heart of the area since the 1830s and supplying dairy produce to the local community ever since. In 2016, Tom Pemberton uploaded a one-minute video to YouTube about how to use the farm shop's new raw milk vending machine. He thought a handful of people would watch it. It turns out many more did. And so he began uploading regular videos, every Tuesday, Friday and the occasional Sunday to show what he gets up to on the farm. Things don't always go to plan, especially when you're the farmer's son, but every day's a learning day and Tom approaches work as he does life in general: stay positive and don't take yourself too seriously. Make Hay While the Sun Shines takes us behind the farm gate and follows a year on the farm: from calving to maintaining machinery, from mucking out to planning and building a brand-new cow shed. Tom gives us a unique insight into everyday life on a busy dairy farm with all its highs, lows and hard graft. Full of heart, amusing anecdotes and unforgettable characters like Tom's dad, Andy - aka the Ginger Warrior - this is Tom's story of determination, adventure and how to keep a smile on your face even when you're knee-deep in cow poo. Sunday Times bestseller in May 2022