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Grab onto Your Shorts

Author : Rick Vercillo

Publisher : Abbott Press

Page : 503 pages

File Size : 31,73 MB

Release : 2013-01-03

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1458206955

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Grab Onto Your ShortsA Farce in Space is an easy read, near future story; the first in a series highlighting the unpredictable adventures of a group of quirky scientists in their haphazard attempt to explain the inexplicable. Does a higher power exist? How was the universe created? What is the single most important guiding principle throughout creation? Are we alone in the cosmos or does other intelligence exist? Is intergalactic space travel possible given the constraints of time, space and the speed of light? What about an afterlife? Is our existence limited to our short stay on Earth? Can a juicy Italian roast beef sandwich be consumed after being stored in the front pocket of a pair of trouser for three days; how about a bologna sandwich after a week in a back pocket? Who makes the best donuts in the world? Climb aboard the starship Probably with Captain Phizz and his crew as they take you on a wild voyage through the cosmos entertaining these and other mysteries of the universe.



Hold on to Your Pants

Author : Joseph L. Parsley

Publisher : Xlibris Corporation

Page : 25 pages

File Size : 36,25 MB

Release : 2020-02-14

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1796088498

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This is a story poem about a make-believe animal family that feels like they need to wear pants but can’t seem to get it to work for them. (Pants falling down is always funny). It is a made-up story, so it seemed appropriate to use a made-up animal. I took the cutest parts of two cute animals which are real, then put them together to make a cute make-believe animal. It is not too farfetched because a Koala Bear is not a bear, they are both marsupials. Who knows, some day it could happen. I took part of the names of those animals, (Koala Bear and Wallaroo) and made the name Kallaboo. If a Kallaboo were a real animal, I think they would get along well with humans because we would adore them. I think we would patiently help them with their pants problem. I am looking forward to writing more Kallaboo stories.



Short-Straw Bride

Author : Karen Witemeyer

Publisher : Baker Books

Page : 368 pages

File Size : 42,5 MB

Release : 2012-06

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 0764209655

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When repaying a debt suddenly goes awry, Meredith finds four brothers drawing straws for her hand! Can the future hold love for this short-straw-bride?



GOTCHA!!! A Jon and Kallie Saga 2nd Edition

Author : SR Wainright III

Publisher : SR Wainright 111

Page : 282 pages

File Size : 34,49 MB

Release : 2021-01-31

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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GOTCHA!!! is a crime/action novel with a romantic twist. The two protagonists are 65+ year old volunteers with Putnam County Fire Rescue. Much of GOTCHA!!! comes from actual activities of the Putnam Fire Rescue, REHAB 111 unit. The author volunteered for ten years with REHAB 111 and this first hand experience gave him a wealth of real stories to fictionalize. GOTCHA!!! is a fun and interesting read; appealing to a mature audience.



Revelation: Hold Onto Your Faith

Author : Kathleen Mueller

Publisher : AuthorHouse

Page : 273 pages

File Size : 17,12 MB

Release : 2011-10-25

Category : Religion

ISBN : 1452077673

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Revelation reveals the truth about the last days and the signs leading up to the last days. This book is an in depth study of the book of Revelation. It is a verse by verse study put together in a chronological sequence. It reads like a novel, but it is truly non-fiction. This book is unique in that it describes a different, but more scripturally accurate time line for the Rapture, Seals, Trumpets and Bowls than the current and popular view. This book will answer questions like these: * What are the signs of the end times? * What is the Rapture? * What events immediately preceed and follow the Rapture? * What is the Tribulation? * What happens during the Tribulation? * How long does the Tribulation last? * Why do I need to be concerned with this anyway? God does want us to know about the end times. He has revealed the truth to us in the book of Revelation. Come with me on this journey and let's take a look at it.



Gotcha!

Author : S. R. Wainright

Publisher : Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.

Page : 291 pages

File Size : 36,84 MB

Release : 2022-02-22

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1638746095

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The author hails from Florida, growing up in the Miami Dade area. There, the young S. R. was surrounded by fire rescue and law enforcement neighbors. One notable influence was City of Miami Fire Chief Dan "Rock" Rooney. Rock moved next door in a home constructed by young S. R.'s father. This became a lifelong familial relationship. When S. R.'s family moved to Opa-Locka, Florida, the Rooneys followed, moving in right next door. After naval tours of service in Vietnam and Korea, S. R. returned to South Florida, completing his bachelor of science degree at Florida International University. S. R. took a job as an insurance adjuster. He adjusted all types of claims, including fire, theft, property damage, and liability insurance. More than once, S. R. found himself in court as a material witness in both civil and criminal cases. S. R. married and moved to Putnam County, Florida. There he volunteered with Putnam Fire Rescue as a REHAB 111 member. Several years later, his wife joined him in fire rescue, becoming Team W. "Hope you enjoy the read as much as I have enjoyed writing it" (Team Wainright).



The Chronicles of Ghosts, Cupids, Witches, the Devil and God! Oh, and Real Live People Also!

Author : C.D.

Publisher : AuthorHouse

Page : 183 pages

File Size : 44,55 MB

Release : 2017-02-10

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 152465700X

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Hi folks, I'm C.D. and if my writing sells you'll find out what C.D. stands for, because I put myself in the book and I don't come along as more than C.D. until a future book. Now I'm new at this writing business and before starting to write I was setting around one day, after retiring, and thinking, now what do I do with myself ? I could go back to work, but I was laid off from my last job and I really don't won't to, not for someone else anyway. Even if someone would hire me at 66 which is unlikely. Well, To make a long story a bit shorter. I racked my brain on what to do with myself and came up with writing then writing fiction, not much research in that, then came up with putting all my friends in it, whether alive or not with us any longer also family members most of which are pushing up daises ! which makes for good ghosts ! I do hope you buy it and enjoy it. If not maybe I'll go back to work after all. Yours truly C.D. P.S. I plan on giving most if not all of the money made by me on this to charity, or even forming a charity the book profits would go strait into, but of course thats to worry about after I sell some books. "



A Nursery Rhyme Mystery - Boxed Set

Author : Lee Strauss

Publisher : La Plume Press

Page : 773 pages

File Size : 39,5 MB

Release : 2016-03-25

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ISBN :

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3 Killer Nursery Rhymes GINGERBREAD MAN When that cute chick you met online is murdered- but shows up for your next internet meeting anyway. Marlow's just a regular geeky college freshman with little to no experience with girls, so when he has a semi-flirtatious chat with a cute girl online, it's almost more than his nerves can handle. Then the girl is brutally murdered. Or is she? Marlow finds himself teamed up with intelligent and savvy Sage Farrell, a girl so far out of his league he feels blinded in her presence - literally - damned glasses! Together they work to find the identity of @gingerbreadman. Can they stop the killer before he strikes in more worlds than one? *** FRINGE meets ELEMENTARY in this Science Fiction Mystery Romantic Suspense by Amazon best-selling author Lee Strauss. LIFE IS BUT A DREAM When danger lurks in your sleep... dreams aren't real unless they are when someone wants to watch you drown you better pay attention Sage and Marlow are reunited in this second book of A Nursery Rhyme Suspense serial series. When Sage's dreams merge with Marlow's they know something strange is connecting them. But when the drowning dreams start to come true, Sage wonders if she can prevent her own death. HICKORY DICKORY DOCK When the Future is Murder. After a tumultuous freshman year at Detroit University, Marlow Henry and Sage Farrell look forward to a calm, uneventful summer break. Not gonna happen. Before Marlow can even make his blossoming relationship with Dakota official, Sage pulls him into her new discovery - a math equation that opens a window in time and space. Then they witness a murder. Fate pulls them into a war-torn and deserted version of Marlow's neighbourhood where they are forced to help a rebel group counterattack. The group's ethics are questionable and Marlow has a personal reason to distrust the leader. Plus, members of their small community keep dying. The situation is more dire and twisted than Marlow and Sage can imagine. No one is safe. No one can be trusted. They don't even trust each other. How can they save the world, if they can't save themselves? Keywords: teenage angst, teen romance, family issues, crush, family issues, mystery, murder, internet, chat room, spy, ethics, Detroit University, freshman, romance, killer, captive, kidnapping, kidnap, hostage, geek, beauty, popular, college, university, time warp, alternate reality, war, math, philosophy, time, space, dreams, drowning, danger, cute chick, nursery rhyme, suspense, gingerbread man



Darren Johnson's Best Short Stories of 2019

Author : Darren Johnson

Publisher : Darren Johnson

Page : 312 pages

File Size : 15,94 MB

Release : 2019-11-29

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1393227902

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Flying monuments. Quantum, time-traveling historians. Controllable back hair. Unidentified bussing objects. 14 separate tales plus one immense crossover bringing them together because why not: SPEEDING STEALTH BUS: Its attacks on pedestrians both terrorized and crippled the nation. Now it's back and just as stealthy — and violent — as ever. THE GREATEST LOVE STORY THAT ALMOST WAS: They had the perfect relationship until fate stepped in. You won't see *this* sappy story around the holidays. SINGLE ELIMINATION EARTH: Eight billion competitors forced to fight to the death against their will. One winner. THE LAST CHANCE: He's been unsuccessful for ages. It consumes his every thought. And now, as the last human on Earth, he has one more chance. SITUATIONAL: Even though their lives are the same, they don’t feel quite right. Something is either wrong with them — or everyone else. A QUICK, NEIGHBORLY PROBLEM: The ride's over and your language skills suck. Let the insults fly! 5 YEARS THE VILLAIN: Kidnapped by aliens, he’s been given five years to help humanity clean up their act. The catch? He’s marooned in an alien spacecraft stuck in orbit. One can’t save the human race without pissing a few billion of them off. THE LESSON: If you don't brainwash your kids, who will? Oh, Father O'Malley! Yay! THE UNWONTED 5: Five strangers with "useless" powers come together to form something more. Sorry, bad guys. THE REARRIVALS: The old gods are back and tearing things up, baby! You know, maybe someone *should* question them. INTERVIEW WITH A CANDIDATE: A HORROR STORY: Even the devil would be disgusted by this guy. Do they not care in Alabama, or what? STUR TRONK: Captain Alex Q.T. Pecks has been charged with maintaining the peace. I give it a week. LIMO RIDER: He's used to riding in limos. However, he's also used to being let out. TIME TRAVEL ROMANCE: As Written by a 12-year-old Purely for the Money: subtitle says it all. THE GREATEST CROSSOVER OF ALL TIME 2: All the bad guys from the stories above are teaming up to take over the world(s) and then some. All the good guys are trying to stop them. Note: knowledge of the first (2018's) Greatest Crossover is NOT required. Heck, it's not even recommended. You like crossovers? Well, this is crossover-er than any of them!



Hell's Flowers

Author : David White

Publisher : Xlibris Corporation

Page : 383 pages

File Size : 39,19 MB

Release : 2006-08

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 142571997X

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