Book Description

Highly relevant! Perhaps one of the most relevant pieces of writing out there today. An instant landmark classic of indecency that means more than it says. This book is not for the faint of heart and great caution and maturity should be observed if you must venture into it. Sophisticated readers, however, will find the terrible ideas of our hero, "Mr. Crump," devilishly entertaining. Seriously though, this book is a crude social commentary on the character of our most newly elected president. The book consists of maniacal visions and advice on how to sexually assault women. Its purpose is to call into question the nature of abusive rhetoric and our willingness to be complacent in the face of it. Furthermore, it demands accountability not only from our so called "president," but from those of us who elected him as well. The book is written in a racist and misogynistic tone, and there is plenty of vulgarity to go around. It is mostly founded on the premise of the superiority of white men. The narrative takes full advantage of the attitude against political correctness and openly addresses issues that are often hard to discuss. There are themes of race, gender, xenophobia, white supremacy and idiocy that will keep any student of philosophy entertained. The book is insulting to the reader, but it is all part of the act. Mr. Crump treats the subject of sexual harassment as a sport and outlines tactics and criteria for playing such a sport. He references the sexual revolution of the '60s, deranged ideas about penis envy, and male sexual entitlement. He advises against falling in love and warns men about the strength of the weaker sex. He is an avid advocate of sexual dominance, and to that effect he proposes the ideas of money, power, race, good looks, and the right mental attitude as fundamental to achieving that goal. Crump goes on to clearly detail "how to grab women by the pussy." He talks about how to get started: where to train, what to expect, how to choose your victims. He establishes levels of difficulty in the game, and how to overcome those challenges. Heavily influenced by pop culture, Crump references several movies and news stories of the scandalous sort: Schwartzenegger's love child, Bill Cosby's allegations of sexual abuse, etc. Finally, Crump admits that in his game, as fun as it may be, there will always be a price to pay. He admonishes the reader of the consequences of engaging in such foul behavior, and concludes by predicting the rise of Trump. In spite of its silliness and shameful content, this book should not fail to challenge our notions about truth and decency. When filth, deceit and arrogance become a source of entertainment and leverage rather than condemnation, then it's time to start asking some serious questions about ourselves. There are things, awful, terrible things. festering under the surface of seemingly innocent boys' locker room talk. And these are things that we really must have a conversation about. The subject matter of this book is not to be taken seriously. However, what should be taken seriously is the fact that it exists, and that its source of inspiration is none other than the president of the United States. All in all, if there is one thing that the success of this book will do is prove one of the most valued tenets of the United States; a principle that Trump's own election has come to endorse. And that is that anything is still possible in this great country of ours.