Grampa's Way


Book Description

When thirteen-year-old Nathan loses both his parents, Social Services seems likely to be his next stop. Surprisingly, his maternal grandfather, a freewheeling soul if ever there was one, steps in to offer guardianship and support. Can Grampa nurture the young teen appropriately? Will Grampa help Nathan navigate the trauma he suffered at the hands of his abusive father? Does Grampa understand what happens at school? Can he advise Nathan about girls and dating and sex? Can Nathan live up to his grandfather’s principles? Although Grampa is a pot-smoking, latte-drinking, porch-sitting kind of guy, he is also a force to be reckoned with. Having rejected many of society’s norms for himself, how will he react if Nathan chooses not to follow his lead? Will Grampa’s stories, outlook on life, and unique philosophies be sufficient to guide Nathan through all life has to offer—the good, the bad, and the otherwise? Will Grampa’s powerful example provide the tools that Nathan needs to become the man he wants to be? Grampa’s Way is a simple coming of age tale for Nathan and a heartwarming story about a boy and his grandfather. This story offers an alternative way to think about the structure of family, to imagine wealth, and to exist as individuals in an often complex and hurtful world. Grampa’s Way encourages respect, acceptance, kindness, and generosity as lifelong pursuits.




Through Grandpa's Eyes


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On John's visits to Grandpa's house, his blind grandfather shares with him the special way he sees and moves in the world.




Night of the Living Eggnog


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This wonderfully weird and wacky early reader series delivers laugh-a-page humor that is perfect for reluctant readers. In the seventh hysterical tale, a carton of rancid eggnog bubbles to life, devouring unfortunate citizens and plastic reindeer on the lawns of Gingham County. With the power to morph into the shape of people, the eggy menace seems unstoppable, withstanding spitballs and even a group of relentless Christmas carolers. Will Wiley and Grampa, with the help of Roberto Claus--the fruitcake-wielding owner of Santa's Happytown Shanty Village--save the day, or will the killer eggnog leave a trail of chaos and nutmeg in its slippery path?




Grampa's Naughty Bedtime Stories & Other Stuff


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A Rabelaisian collection of prose and poesy as recalled by that Old Curmudgeon, Grampa. The stories, limericks and one-liners range from rather bland to quite blue. Many Golden Oldies are included in the book. Warning:This collection is definitely not for children.




th!s


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Humanity has fractured resulting in the emergence of the constitutionally protected Homo beatus species, a Superclass of humans defined by their extreme wealth and nearly infinite level of scientifically-proven motivation. When society begins to crumble under the weight of social inequality, absurdity becomes the norm as citizens scramble to find meaning and happiness in a world gone mad. Seven people from across the social strata give a personal account of how to persevere in the worst of times. One's wife moonlights as a prostitute to afford her mounting religious debts, a politician achieves immortality through a pedophilia addiction and a impoverished orphan finds peace and contentment in nihilism. Narrated from seven meticulously interconnected perspectives, th!s aims to overshoot in its attempt to find reason in a perfectly irrational world. Only through an exploration of philosophy, science, technology, economics and religion can readers understand how citizens cope inside an inverted totalitarian society.




The Journey Home from Grandpa's


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The purple train speeds along the shiny railway track, the shiny railway track, the shiny railway track. The purple train speeds along the shiny railway track, on the journey home from Grandpa s.




Grampa's Garden


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This is a story about faith, hope, and love; that takes us on a journey through the lives of Grampa, George, and Uncle Red. How a garden, and some special seeds, will help build and bond together their relationships. All that is sown, in love, will follow them into eternity. When lives meet and come together, there is always seed sown. Good seed or bad seed; that's up to each individual. We reap what we sow! Grampa had gone out for his evening walk. He wasn't expecting anything out of the ordinary. "When he looked down again, the man was gone, vanished, no where to be seen!" George found himself facing a challenge that he hadn't planned on. "This could be a disaster, he thought to himself; as the fear began to tighten it's grip around his heart and mind" Uncle Red has been making a steady comeback from the land of the lost. "There was Uncle Red staring at George with that big ol' grin running across his face; as he showed off the dead spider on the table." "That's when George knew that Uncle Red was completely crazy" Darlin, Grampa's beloved dog, "Looked up in total agreement" Some of the events in this story are true, while others are not. Which are true? I'm not telling. I will leave that up to your own imagination. Now don't miss the short story at the back of this book, just a few pages in reverse. "THE CROW, THE FLEA, AND THE GRASSHOPPER" Not much in length, but then again; it might just give you something interesting to think about!




Grampa Hal Comes to Visit


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In this initial book of the Grampa Hal series, we meet and get to know Grampa Hal, Mama and little Davey Gibson. Grampa shows up with his first set of grey duct taped boxes that always hold a very special adventure inside. Grampa announces a project in Mama's backyard and scares Little Davey with his machine with the big spinning teeth on the front. The reader gets to go along with the family to a special park where many golden memories will be made through the adventures to come. Davey receives his first official licker card, but has no idea what it is, or exactly, how to use it. Come along, and go with us to meet this fun loving little boy and become a part of the sweet family stories that await.




Grampa Simpson's Guide to Aging


Book Description

They say, “Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it!” Then again, those who have forgotten the past are most likely living in the Springfield Retirement Castle, repeating themselves over and over again. Get to gabbin’ with the grand poo-bah of the Greatest Generation as he relives the glory days, and if you take time to listen, he may very well pass along some words of wisdom. So plug in your recliner and sit way, way back . . . as Gramps Simpson explains and explains and explains it all to you! Copyright © 2015 by Matt Groening Productions, Inc. All rights reserved. The Simpsons™, created by Matt Groening, is the copyrighted and trademarked property of Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation.




You Must Remember This...


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When obstacles prevent you from moving forward in your life, do you give up or find a way around those obstacles? That is what Kacey begins to discover with the help of a grandfather that she loves. A man who had to overcome an emotionally abusive father, bullying at school, social and emotional isolation, and a failed marriage. How a chance meeting in a motion and music class for children changed his life but created more obstacles that were in the way of achieving the one thing he has always wanted, to be happy and to be loved. As Kacey reads her grandfather’s notebook, she begins to learn who should decide how she lives, how to go around obstacles to achieve her goals, and decide if they are the goals she really wants.