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Swearing Like a Motherfucking School Counselor

Author : Colorful Swearing Dreams

Publisher :

Page : 48 pages

File Size : 29,47 MB

Release : 2019-07-06

Category :

ISBN : 9781078377928

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GAG GIFT IDEA - SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK FOR GROWN-UPS This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Hilarious Nursing Related Swearing Words and Relaxing Designs where men, women, nurses or RN who can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! For Adult Only. Cover Soft Silky Matte Cover Size 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 20 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult Only This Coloring book Contains 20 hilarious Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) Each Swear word is designed around Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers & more Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. Examples of Cuss Words you can find in this Coloring Book "It Takes a Big Heart to Deal with Dipshits" "Parents, Admitting your Child is an Asshole is the First Step" "Bullies, You Better Pray Motherfuckers" "Patients Call it "an Emergency", Nurses Call it "Zero Fucks Fiven" and more! These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for nurses moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY



Agorafabulous!

Author : Sara Benincasa

Publisher : Harper Collins

Page : 200 pages

File Size : 11,79 MB

Release : 2012-02-14

Category : Biography & Autobiography

ISBN : 0062099078

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“Sara Benincasa is one of the funniest writers I know—and I know a disturbing number of them. She is also one of the most honest.” —Sam Apple, author of American Parent and editor-in-chief of The Faster Times “Sara is extremely funny and should have many books out so we can all read them and laugh.” —Margaret Cho Comedian, writer, blogger, radio and podcast host, and YouTube sensation, Sara Benincasa bravely and outrageously brings us “Dispatches from My Bedroom” with Agorafabulous! One of the funniest and most poignant books ever written about a mental illness, Agorafabulous! is a hilarious, raw, and unforgettable account of how a terrified young woman, literally trapped by her own imagination, evolved into a (relatively) high-functioning professional smartass. Down to earth and seriously funny, Benincasa’s no-holds-barred revelations offer readers the politically incorrect hilarity they heartily crave, yet is so often missing from your typical, weepy, and redemptive personal memoir.



The Sackbut Tapes

Author : Natty Bumppo

Publisher : Borf Books

Page : 304 pages

File Size : 27,29 MB

Release : 1998

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9780960489435

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Sunday Money

Author : Maggie Hill

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 152 pages

File Size : 50,5 MB

Release : 2024-05-14

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN : 164742657X

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It's 1971, but for Claire Joyce and girls’ basketball, it might as well be 1871. Stilted rules (three-bounce dribbling, two roving players for full-court games, and uniforms that include bloomers) set their play unfairly apart from the boys’ basketball Claire’s older brother John has trained her in. Basketball is the only constant in Claire life, and as she enters her teen years the skills she’s cultivated on the court—passing, shooting, and faking—help her guard against the chaos of an alcoholic mother, an increasingly violent younger brother, and the downward spiral her beloved John soon finds himself unable to climb out of. Deeply cut from the cloth of the Catholic Church, Brooklyn’s working class, and the limited expectations her world has for girls, Claire strives to find a mirror that might reflect a different, future self. Then Title IX bounces on the scene. Suddenly, girls’ basketball becomes explosive, musical, passionate, and driven—and if Claire plays it just right, it just might offer a full ride to a previously out-of-reach college. Sunday Money follows Claire as she narrates her way through 1970s Brooklyn, hustling on and off the court and striving to break free of the turmoil in her home and the rulebook “good” girls are supposed to follow.



Never Fuck Up

Author : Jens Lapidus

Publisher : Vintage Crime/Black Lizard

Page : 562 pages

File Size : 31,34 MB

Release : 2013-06-18

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 030790850X

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With the same raw energy and verve he displayed in Easy Money, Jens Lapidus delivers an electrifying tale of Stockholm's vicious underworld. Mahmud is fresh out of jail, but he's forced to work for a brutal mob boss to pay off his debts to a drug lord. Niklas, a mercenary and weapons expert with an appetite for vigilante justice, is back in Sweden and plans to keep a low profile. But the discovery of a murdered man in his mother's building severely threatens those plans. Thomas, the volatile detective on the case, finding his efforts suspiciously stymied and the evidence tampered with, goes off the grid in search of the truth. But as the paths of these three men intertwine and the identity of the murdered man is revealed, crimes and secrets bigger, deeper, and darker than a mere murder will come to light.



Talking Out of School

Author : Kass Fleisher

Publisher : Dalkey Archive Press

Page : 282 pages

File Size : 34,39 MB

Release : 2008

Category : Biography & Autobiography

ISBN : 1564785173

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"This bitterly funny memoir reads like an expose of the power structures in America's higher-education system: who's got it, how they're abusing it, what everyone else is willing to do to get it, and the social cost of doing educational business this way. We follow our protagonist, Kassie, as the academic world reshapes her life, her worse secrets and most humiliating mistakes revealing deep problems of race, class, gender, and sexuality. We watch as she alienates her family by hanging her "snobbish" nose over books; as she embarks on an adulterous affair with her instructor; as she comes to terms with her racist attitudes towards her own inner-city students; and as she abandons her principles for the sake of her career."--BOOK JACKET.



Ruin Me: Caleb & Ruby #1 (A Sister's Best Friend Slow Burn Romance)

Author : Claire Raye

Publisher : Claire Raye

Page : 220 pages

File Size : 38,57 MB

Release : 2020-10-28

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 0463103785

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Ruin Me is book one in Caleb and Ruby’s duet and book three in the Hawthorn Hills Duet Series. A two-part, slow-burn, sister’s best friend, New Adult romance. Ruin Me must be read before Rescue Me in order to enjoy the full story. Life at its worst can be ruining. Caleb Parker is broken and lost, and her support is everything. But she has no idea how deep his trauma runs. Ruby Collins is his sister's best friend and his new roommate. Broken as he is, he knows he should keep his distance. But when Ruby’s professor lurks too closely, Caleb steps in. And what was meant to be a ruse, turns into so much more. Together they can heal each other, but it’s the past that nearly ruins them. The Hawthorn Hills Duet Series follows eight couples. Each two-book duet must be read in order to enjoy the couple’s full story, but the series can be read in any order. You’ll find angst-filled, slow-burn, epic love stories along with topical storylines and some amazingly real and raw characters.



Memoir Of The Ultimate Latchkey

Author : Christopher Jordan

Publisher : Lulu.com

Page : 216 pages

File Size : 50,92 MB

Release : 2017-05-10

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1365953734

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Memoir of the Ultimate Latchkey is a story of a kid who faces incredible hardships and uses those struggles as motivation to change his circumstances. The protagonist swiftly graduates from a naive child into a seductive life of crime and countless trysts. This story centers on his love for women and how they shape his view of the world. Along the way, he learns life lessons through the drug trade of Manhattan and he meets pivotal people during the journey that help him find himself. Christopher blurs the lines of right and wrong to create a grey hue of reality that governs his moves.



All Sleek and Skimming

Author : Lisa Heggum

Publisher : Orca Book Publishers

Page : 235 pages

File Size : 21,54 MB

Release : 2006-03-01

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN : 1551434490

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A collection of compelling short fiction for older teen readers.



Everything and Nothing

Author : Nala Emme

Publisher : Xlibris Corporation

Page : 641 pages

File Size : 15,48 MB

Release : 2021-06-17

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1664181164

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Prose and poetry tell the multi-narrative story of one pivotal summer during the lives of four interconnected individuals as they grapple with family conflict, friendship, and individuality, with first love and second chances, with impermanence and spirituality, and with the sweeping awareness of mortality.