Gremlins Don't Chew Bubble Gum


Book Description

The Bailey School kids trail the new school secretary to find out why electrical appliances seem to blow up as regularly as her bubble gum!




Martians Don't Take Temperatures


Book Description

The students at Bailey School suspect that the new school nurse, Mrs. Redding, is a Martian who has come to spy on Earth kids.




Dragons Don't Throw Snowballs


Book Description

The Bailey School kids investigate to see if a mad scientist can turn a snow sculpture into a real dragon.




Mrs. Jeepers' Scariest Halloween Ever


Book Description

The Bailey School kids investigate to see if Mrs. Jeepers is turning the town's kids into monsters during Halloween. Includes puzzles and activities.




Gargoyles Don't Drive School Buses


Book Description

One of the gargoyles is missing from the Bailey City Library, and the new bus driver looks exactly like the missing one!




Sea Serpents Don't Juggle Water Balloons


Book Description

After Melody becomes convinced that Eddie's new math tutor is really a sea serpent, Melody, Eddie, Liza, and Howie set out to discover the truth




Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors (Adventures of the Bailey School Kids #3)


Book Description

The hugely popular early chapter book series re-emerges -- now in e-book! The kids in the third grade at Bailey Elementary are so hard to handle that all of their teachers have quit. But their new teacher, Mrs. Jeepers, is different to say the least. She's just moved from the Transylvanian Alps and she seems to have some strange powers that help her deal with these mischief-makers. Her methods may be a little unconventional, but, then again, Mrs. Jeepers may be just what the Bailey School kids need.




Hercules Doesn't Pull Teeth


Book Description

The Bailey School kids wonder if the new dentist in town, Dr. Herb, who has huge, bulging muscles and wears a shirt that reads, "Champion of the World," is really the Greek god, Hercules. Original.




Mermaids Don't Run Track


Book Description

The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids series #26.




Ninjas Don't Bake Pumpkin Pies


Book Description

Could it be that the new baker, who makes the best pumpkin pies in town, is really a ninja who wants to steal some valuable Japanese art?