Gross and Disgusting Jokes for Kids


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Kids get their kicks from making their friends and family turn green when they tell a REALLY gross joke. Here is a collection of really gross and just a little gross, but all truly disgusting jokes.




Disgusting Jokes for Kids


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Can you make it through reading these disgusting jokes without gagging? I dare you to try! You better not be squeamish because these jokes are so icky and yucky, that you might want to put on some gloves first. Now, before you barf, let me warn you that these disgusting jokes have lots of boogers, farts, and flies. Really gross stuff. Do you have the guts to answer the knock-knock jokes in here? Even the door knob is slimy! There are icky tongue twisters too... How fast can you say Ned's nose needs nine napkins? Look inside to see more! Q: What do you find in a well-cleaned nose? A: Fingerprints! Q: What did one toilet say to the other? A: You look flushed. This little illustrated book of Disgusting Jokes has been carefully created with young children in mind. Kids love jokes and they'll love having these silly jokes to share with their friends. This book includes: riddle jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. The very last page has a bonus joke! For the Q&A riddle jokes, the questions are on the front facing pages and the answers are on the back of each question page so that the reader does not see the answers right away. All pages are colorful and each joke is beautifully illustrated. What's so funny about smelling a skunk or stepping on gum? Read this book to find out! About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create books and games for kids. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author. Check out the other books in this series!




It's Snot Fair!


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What’s invisible and smells like a carrot? Bunny Farts! Burps, farts, boogers, and other bodily functions take center stage in this collection of illustrated jokes sure to be adored by the preschool through early elementary set.




The Totally Gross Joke Book Coloring Book


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Gross jokes and a coloring book, what could be better? Get 100 sick, gross disgusting kid-friendly jokes and 100 great coloring pages so your child can laugh and also show their inner artist. This The Totally Gross Joke Book Coloring Book makes a great gift for boys and girls at Halloween or anytime you need some funny, gross jokes about boogers, barf and farts. Get your copy today.




Gross-Out Jokes


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Presents a collection of jokes about animals, school, food, and other humorous things.




The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever!


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Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one. It’s a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids’ joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes—actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that’ll make them (and you) want to barf. They’ll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky! Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas! And many more!




Gross Jokes


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A sneaky way to get kids to read out loud whilst making it FUN! Large print joke book that kids will love and can be enjoyed in many ways. This book is the perfect way to entertain boys or girls on a long road trip. You could write a joke onto a piece of paper and slip it into their lunch box each day. Your children could read some of the jokes out loud and bring a smile to bedtime. This large print book is easy for kids to read and contains Diarrhea, poop and fart jokes that kids find hilarious Zombie, boogers and bad breath gags to give them the giggles Laugh out loud limericks Dumb deaths you won't believe Funny illustrations Enjoy family giggles and guffaws galore by ordering this book now!







Gross Book of Riddles for Kids


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A Riddles and Jokes for Kids Book This laugh-out-loud riddle book is essential for all who like funny jokes for kids! A new addition to the bestselling Woo! Jr. Kids Activities series, this collection of children's riddles gives your children hundreds of funny gross jokes for kids to share. Find all sorts of gross jokes for boys and girls. Get ready to deliver laughs in the grossest way possible with the Gross Book of Riddles for Kids. The jokes may be clean, but steer clear of the pus, diarrhea, bugs, and rotting food in these clever and funny riddles for kids! Looking for amusing family night-in ideas, absurd ice breakers, despicable sibling travel giggles, revolting silly jokes, or a repulsive gag gift? This family-friendly funny children's book has tons of gross jokes kids of all ages are sure to enjoy. A hilariously gross collection of riddles for children. With pages and pages of riddles, children will laugh, snort, and cackle with Woo! Jr.'s Gross Book of Riddles for Kids. Riddle your way to hours of fun for all ages with gross jokes for kids like: I happen in the toilet, but sometimes on the floor. I happen in a bucket or bowl, and sometimes beside roller coaster doors. What am I? What is wet and yellow, or sometimes clear? What hides behind bubbles on your skin, or oozes from ouchies on your elbow, knee, face, or even your ear? If you're looking for riddles for kids age 9-12 or gross jokes and pranks--like Jokes for Kids, Difficult Riddles For Smart Kids, or The Try Not to Laugh Challenge - Would You Rather? - EWW Edition--then you'll love Gross Book of Riddles for Kids.




The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2


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800+ More silly jokes for kids 6 to 12 to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2—the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend—or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore—Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images—LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!—In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!