Gudetama: The Talking Lazy Egg


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For fans of Gudetama, this adorable talking figurine is the perfect addition to any desktop. Meet Gudetama -- everyone's favorite lazy egg with the can't-be-bothered attitude. This one-of-a-kind kit includes a 3" talking Gudetama figurine with a retractable bacon blanket to activate the sound and a mini sticker book. Sound clips include: "leave me alone"; "don't care"; "so lazy"; "meh"; "can you not?"; "please don't"; "okay okay"; "please stop."




Eggsistential Thoughts by Gudetama the Lazy Egg


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"Eggs are yummy ... boiled, baked, or raw. There are many ways to make an egg, but eggs are so lazy (gude gude in Japanese). Look closely and you will see the eggs that you eat lack spunk"--




Gudetama's Guide to Life


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From Sanrio, who brought you Hello Kitty, Gudetama the Lazy Egg returns with a guidebook to living life to the almost fullest. In Japanese, when you're lazy, you are referred to as gude gude. Gudetama (tama from "tamago," egg in Japanese) is the lazy egg. Gudetama likes soy sauce and being left alone. Sometimes, Gudetama wonders if we are born only to suffer. Each page of this book is kind of packed with helpful lessons, inspiring quotes and mind-blowing advice that will have you laying around like an egg in no time! And all of it comes straight from the yolk of a Gudetama!




Gudetama: The Official Cookbook


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From Japanese fare to pizza, egg salad, burgers, and tacos, this officially licensed Gudetama cookbook will show you how to feast the lazy way with this collection of craveable comfort recipes inspired by everyone's favorite lazy egg with the can't-be-bothered attitude. Like Gudetama's name -- gude gude is Japanese for "lazy" and tama is a shortened version of the Japanese word tamago, meaning "egg" -- the inspiration for these recipes is equal parts delicious, lazy, and seriously easy to make. The Gudetama Cookbook is the perfect combination of easy cooking and a love of lazy living. The recipes in this book are for everyone from novices to experienced home cooks and one look at each recipe's lazy meter will tell you exactly how much effort you'll need to execute each dish. Also included are full-color illustrations of Gudetama and food, fun sidebars, and Gudetama quotes. Dishes are divided into sections like Barely Awake Breakfasts, Lazy Lunches, Drowsy Dinners, Tired Treats, and Sleepy Sips. Recipes include: Unmotivated Breakfast Sandwich Too Tired Tater Tot Bake Tuckered Out Tamago Sando (Japanese egg salad sandwich) Slow-Paced Short Ribs Maybe I'll Make Meatloaf Stress-Free Strawberry Ice Cream Pie Easygoing Eggnog And more!




Gudetama


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Dating is exhausting, so let's take a lighthearted approach to exploring it with Gudetama, everyone's favorite grumpy egg! From navigating first-date smalltalk to recovering from being dumped, Gudetama is your guide to finding love...even when you're lazy.




The Twelve Mehs of Christmas by Gudetama


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Celebrate the holiday season with Gudetama the Lazy Egg in a yuletide ode to naps, soy sauce, and the comforts of being left alone. On the first day of Christmas, thy true love gave to Gude... ...something the egg doesn't want. Take it back. Let Gudetama sleep. Ring in the twelve days of Christmas with a yuletide ode to the world's laziest egg.




Gudetama Motivational Posters


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Decorate your home, office, or dorm room with this set of 12 hilarious posters inspired by everyone's favorite lazy egg with the can't-be-bothered attitude. Perfect for framing or washi-taping to your walls, this officially licensed deluxe poster art book features twelve unique 8" x 10" removable designs of Gudetama to give you the motivation you need to be a little more lazy. Posters include: Meh . . . Leave me alone Five more minutes Whatever Sigh . . . Reasons to get out of bed: none Why bother? Nope, not today And more!




Gudetama: Mindfulness for the Lazy


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Mindfulness takes a lot of mental energy to wrap your brain around. Gudetama is here to help you become a better person...sort of. Empathizing with others, understanding your feelings, learning to be selfless. These all sound like really hard things to do! Well fear not, come along with Gudetama who’ll guide your way to learning things and more. Living selflessly is something many struggle with. Don’t worry, Gudetama does too, and wants to join you on your journey in finding the wonders of mindfulness.




Down the Road


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Hetty is very careful with the eggs she has bought on her very first trip to the store, but she forgets to be careful when she stops to pick apples.




Desktop Shuffleboard


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Slide and bump your boredom away! Play one-on-one or as a team to block, bump, and slide your way to victory! Whether you're looking to play against friends or co-workers, Desktop Shuffleboard serves as the perfect game night addition, road-trip game, or office distraction! This miniature kit includes: 12" extendable shuffleboard platform, with 2 table inserts. 6 (3 red and 3 blue) weighted pucks. Shuffleboard stickers. 32-page book with trivia and rules of desktop shuffleboard.