Happy Bitch-Day


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Wish your favourite Bitch a Happy Birthday with this cool notebook! A writing journal is much more useful than a card. Notebook specifications - 6" x 9" / 15.24 cm x 22.86 cm, 110 pages / 55 sheets. Glossy cover.




Happy Bitch


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Have you ever wondered why some women are miserable bitches and others are happy bitches? The answers might surprise you. Join Keryl Pesce as she shares her newfound perspective and strength following a painful divorce. Follow along and learn how regardless of your baggage, you too can transform your life from one of heartache and struggle to one of peace and lasting happiness. Imagine being freed from regrets of the past and worries about the future. Yes! It is possible! The truth is, it's easier than you think. You already hold the secret to happiness in your hands right this very moment. About the Author Keryl Pesce is a Happy Bitch who lives with her husband in the Hudson Valley in New York. She posts weekly to her blog www.AskHappyBitch.com, addressing current and timely concerns of her followers. To ask your own questions or inquire about having Keryl speak at your next event, please email [email protected]. Praise for Happy Bitch "Happy Bitch proves that you can't smell the flowers with your head up your ass. Keryl Pesce dishes brilliant, blunt, and laugh-aloud funny advice for creating the life you were meant to live." - Hazel Dixon-Cooper, author of Work on a Rotten Day and astrologer for Cosmopolitan.com




Happy Birthday Bitch Tits


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Happy Birthday Bitch Tits is a 6"x9" softcover, blank lined journal you can give to a lucky recipient on their birthday. Details 110 pages of high-quality paper. Professional glossy cover. Date line at the top to help organize ideas. The perfect gift for that perfect birthday boy or girl!




Happy Valentines Day Bitch


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Perfectly sized for all of your project needs Size: 8.5 Inches by 11 Inches Each page printed on both sides 100 pages, Lined Unnumbered White paper Paperback




You're a Bitch! But You're My Bitch! Happy Valentines Day - Funny Quote Notebook


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The Perfect Love/Romance Journal/Notebook Our Funny Romantic Journal is finally here! This beautiful notebook/journal is printed to honor ALL Lovers not only for Valentine's Day but for their whole romantic life!. The cute book includes space to write your notes and thoughts for your profession or personal life, as well as cheeky front cover. Book Features 120 page Notebook/Journal Firstpage theme allows for name of recipient Funny/Inspiring Love/Romance theme matt cover Ideal Valentine's, Christmas, birthday gift, Holiday or just a simple treat! Handy 6 x 9 inch size Partners will love the Quirky theme




Happy Fucking Birthday Bitch: Funny Sarcasm Journal Notebook for Women, 100 Blank Lined Pages, 6x9 Unique Humor Diary, Composition Book with Profani


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Happy Fucking Birthday Bitch, a funny sarcasm journal with 100 ruled pages, ready to fill with garbage and pulp. Give it to someone special and put a smile on their face. It's better than sending a card! Features Unique design Can be used as a diary, journal and notebook 100 ruled pages of lined paper High-quality paper Professionally designed thick cover Perfect for gel, pen, ink, marker or pencils 6" x 9" dimensions; portable size for school, home or work This notebook has a convenient size to carry with you anywhere you go for writing, journaling, doodling and note taking. It's also very useful for keeping track of your targets, plans and dreams or to write down things you're grateful for. This journal makes a funny gag gift idea for a friend, a colleague or family member who likes writing. It's the perfect present for birthdays, anniversaries, New Years Eve, Hanukkah, Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving, graduation, Labor Day, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day or just because. It makes an inspiring gift for yourself or someone special with a strong sense of humor. Grab one now and start writing!




Happy Birthday Bitch


Book Description

Wish your favourite Bitch a Happy Birthday with this cool notebook! A writing journal is much more useful than a card. Notebook specifications - 6" x 9" / 15.24 cm x 22.86 cm, 120 pages / 60 sheets. Glossy cover.




Ms. Bitch: Finding happiness is the best revenge.


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You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll cheer for Tess on her way to living her best life. Grab this summer’s hottest beach read – it pairs well with a margarita and flip-flops! Finding happiness is the best revenge. From the outside, it seems thirty-six-year-old Tess Campbell has it all. A happy marriage, a successful career as a novelist, and an exciting cross-country move ahead. Tess has always played by the rules and it seems like life is good. When Tess discovers the truth about her marriage, she throws caution to the wind and dives into the life she’s secretly always wanted to live ­– which means Tess isn’t going to let anybody tell her what to do anymore. Even when others call her a bitch for doing so. Breaking free of expectations, Tess waves goodbye from the comfort of her first-class airplane seat. Her first stop? A scuba-diving trip to Mexico. The sharks she can handle, but the handsome Scottish diving instructor with the flirtatious smile and broad shoulders has Tess tied in knots. Is Tess willing to take a chance on love again? Inspired by the true story of New York Times and USA Today Bestselling author, Tricia O’Malley. Funny, heart-wrenching, and brutally honest, Ms. Bitch explores one woman’s journey of accepting herself and breaking free of the toxic bonds that hold us back from the life we are truly meant to live.




The Bitch Is Back


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More than a decade after the New York Times bestselling anthology The Bitch in the House spoke up loud and clear for a generation of young women, nine of the original contributors are back—along with sixteen captivating new voices—sharing their ruminations from an older, stronger, and wiser perspective about love, sex, work, family, independence, body image, health, and aging: the critical flash points of women’s lives today “Born out of anger,” the essays in The Bitch in the House chronicled the face of womanhood at the beginning of a new millennium. Now, nearly fifteen years later, editor and author Cathi Hanauer has compiled a new batch of passionate, enlightened, often hilarious pieces that are less bitter and resentful, and more confident and content—a provocative and compelling companion collection that captures the spirit of postfeminism with authority, acumen, and panache. Having aged into their forties, fifties, and sixties, these “bitches”—bestselling authors, renowned journalists, and other extraordinary yet also ordinary women—have brilliant and bold things to say. In The Bitch Is Back, Cathi Hanauer, Kate Christensen, Sarah Crichton, Debora L. Spar, Ann Hood, Veronica Chambers, and twenty other powerful writers offer unique views on womanhood and feminism today. Some of the “original bitches” (OBs) revisit their earlier essays to reflect on their previous selves. All reveal how their lives have changed in the intervening years—whether they stayed coupled, left marriages, or had affairs; developed cancer or other physical challenges; coped with partners who strayed, died, or remained faithful; became full-time wage earners or homemakers; opened up their marriages; remained childless or became parents; or experienced other meaningful life transitions. The Bitch Is Back includes: bestselling novelist, memoirist, essayist, food blogger, and OB Kate Christensen on leaving her husband and starting a new life with a much younger man; pseudonymous novelist and OB Hazel McClay on her low-sex marriage (and how she and her husband continue to be happy with it); bestselling novelist and poet Julianna Baggott on life as the sole breadwinner in her family of six; power publisher Sarah Crichton on the joy of sex again after sixty—after being dumped for a younger woman; memoirist Lynn Darling on dealing with sex and sexuality in midlife, after beating breast cancer; bestselling author—and former skinny girl—Ann Hood on not caring about her weight anymore; and nineteen more eye-opening, jaw-dropping, truth-telling, no-holds-barred essays about what it really means to be a woman of substance today. As a “new wave” of feminists begins to take center stage, this powerful, timely collection sheds much-needed light on both past and present, offering understanding, compassion, and wisdom for modern women’s lives, all the while pointing toward the exciting possibilities of tomorrow.




Happy Galentine's Day Coloring Book for Women


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NO VALENTINE? NO PROBLEM! Romantic love isn't the only love worth mentioning this February. Grab your besties and celebrate Galentine's Day on February 13th with the Happy Galentine's Day Coloring Book For Women! Enjoy 30 unique coloring pages each with funny and sweet quotes honoring the joy of friendship! Whether it's your best friend, sister or a group of gal pals, this coloring book makes a fun and quirky gift for any girl, single or not, who values the importance of friendship. Give your best friend a giggle this Galentines Day and BUY NOW! Features: 8.5 x 11 inches - large size 30 coloring pages with black page behind each one to prevent bleed through - safe for markers Soft matte cover