Happy Witty Tails


Book Description

Happy Witty Tails: Sweet and witty stories for children - or the child within. On real life through the magic of children's eyes. When the magic turns real. Povestioare frumoase si pline de talc pentru copii sau pentru Copilul Interior. Despre realitate asa com este ea vazuta prin magia de copii. Cand magicul este noua realitate. Fröhliche Fellgeschichten: Lustige und kluge Tiergeschichten für Kinder - und das Kind in uns. Das wahre Leben, gesehen mit der Magie von Kinderaugen. Wenn das Magische zur Wirklichkeit wird.




Happy Witty Tails


Book Description

Happy Witty Tails: Sweet and witty stories for children - or the child within. On real life through the magic of children's eyes. When the magic turns real. Povestioare frumoase si pline de talc pentru copii sau pentru Copilul Interior. Despre realitate asa com este ea vazuta prin magia de copii. Cand magicul este noua realitate. Fröhliche Fellgeschichten: Lustige und kluge Tiergeschichten für Kinder - und das Kind in uns. Das wahre Leben, gesehen mit der Magie von Kinderaugen. Wenn das Magische zur Wirklichkeit wird.




Who Has This Tail?


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Short and fuzzy, long and scaled: no matter their size and shape, tails aren't just hanging around—they're useful! This fun, informative book invites readers to guess the owner of nine tails, and then turn the page to see the animal and its tail in action.




The Funny Life of Pets


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A hilarious book from bestselling author and stand-up comic James Campbell, who has visited over 3,000 primary schools to tell stories and encourage children to write their own. Uncover the sidesplitting life of cucumber scaredy-cats, non-stop pooping hamsters, exploding fish and everything in-between (and some things that have nothing to do with pets but are still ridiculously funny). This hilarious book answers all the big questions, like: do sausage dogs eat sausages? Why has my cat done a poo behind my wardrobe? And how can I persuade my parents to get me a pet? For real-life pet facts, imaginary stories, and a generally laugh-so-hard-snot-comes-out-your-nose read, this is the only pet book you'll ever need! Written by the outstanding children's comedian James Campbell, prepare yourself for The Funny Life of Pets! But be WARNED – this IS NOT a normal book...You read a normal book by starting on page one and reading to the end (BORING). You can read this book forwards, backwards, sideways, and in approximately 861,000 different ways in-between. This is a book with outrageous facts, hilarious jokes, insanely funny online videos and brilliant stories all about pets, the author, and all sorts of other things. WARNING: Anything you think you might have learned from this book might not be very accurate so should not be used in a school project or as part of homework. Unless of course, you are made of stardust and are as brave as sunshine.




Happy Tails


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Ages 4 to 8 years. Humorous and whimsical, this vivid collection of images teaches children the ABCs against the backdrop of simple farm life in central Illinois. Earl and Pearl Barker are human-sized canines who, from apples to zinnias, ride horses, play checkers, tend to farm animals, and fill a wheelbarrow with cookies. Entertaining for adults as well, the story of the Barkers is loaded with silly puns and clever wordplay -- and each dog pictured in the book is a former rescue dog.







Reporting at Wit's End


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"Why does A. J. Liebling remain a vibrant role model for writers while the superb, prolific St. Clair McKelway has been sorely forgotten?" James Wolcott asked this question in a recent review of the Complete New Yorker on DVD. Anyone who has read a single paragraph of McKelway's work would struggle to provide an answer. His articles for the New Yorker were defined by their clean language and incomporable wit, by his love of New York's rough edges and his affection for the working man (whether that work was come by honestly or not). Like Joseph Mitchell and A. J. Liebling, McKelway combined the unflagging curiosity of a great reporter with the narrative flair of a master storyteller. William Shawn, the magazine's long-time editor, described him as a writer with the "lightest of light touches." His style is so striking, Shawn went on to say, that "it was too odd to be imitated." The pieces collected here are drawn from two of McKelway's books--True Tales from the Annals of Crime and Rascality (1951) and The Big Little Man from Brooklyn (1969). His subjects are the small players who in their particulars defined life in New York during the 36 years McKelway wrote: the junkmen, boxing cornermen, counterfeiters, con artists, fire marshals, priests, and beat cops and detectives. The "rascals." An amazing portrait of a long forgotten New York by the reporter who helped establish and utterly defined New Yorker "fact writing," Untitled Collection is long overdue celebration of a truly gifted writer.