Hate, Date, or Mate?


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Writer Andie M. Long is back with this wolf shifter romance, book 3 in the Supernatural Dating Agency, where it's time for sassy assistant Kim to decide if she's Darius' fated mate after all in this hilarious paranormal romcom (para romcom, pnr romcom, rom com). The seer says I'm destined for a wolf shifter called Darius… Personally, I think Ebony has had too much vodka again. She says I've now started a Were war due to my date with a shifter from a different pack. Just as I admit to myself that I like Darius, I find my Red Riding Hood fantasies are going to have to wait—because he's not talking to me. Am I only interested because he's playing hard to get? Do I like the chase? To take my mind off things, I start dating a cute human guy – and then there were three. Of Darius, Jett, and Seth. Who will I hate, date, or mate? Welcome to Withernsea and the Supernatural Dating Agency, for readers who like their humour to have them howling. SERIES ORDER The Vampire Wants a Wife A Devil of a Date Hate, Date, or Mate? Here for the Seer Didn’t Sea it Coming Phwoar and Peace KEYWORDS: Paranormal romcom, PNR romcom, supernatural dating, paranormal romantic comedy, supernaturals dating, supernatural match making, paranormal rom com, paranormal comedy series, vampire romance, vampire love story, vampire rom com, vampire romantic comedy, paranormal matchmaking, paranormal chicklit, paranormal chick lit, supernatural chick lit, supernatural chicklit, demons, vampires, witches, seers, wolf shifters, shifters, ghosts, mystics, fortune-tellers, wyverns, laugh, humour, funny, happy ever after, kooky, slapstick, British paranormal, paranormal enemies to lovers, fated mate, pack, pack war, rivals, werewolf, sassy female. COMPARABLE AUTHORS: Robyn Peterman, Erin Sterling, Michelle Rowan, Aleana Alder, Molly Harper, Deanna Chase, Rhiannon Hartley, Annie Nicholas, Angie Fox, Milly Taiden, Emily Kane




Hate, Date, Or Mate?


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Mate Me, Hate Me, Date Me, Love Me


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When his father, King Harold, forces Prince Gerome to mate a complete stranger in order to save his unborn child, he complies with a heavy heart and says goodbye to all his dreams of finding love. Gerome's hurt and treats his mate the way he's been taught all his life: through power and submission. But with Luis, it doesn't work. When Luis is mated off to a stranger, his world ends. He was a carefree student one day and the next a vampire prince demands his submission. He can't run, but he can hide and hate in silence. So he withdraws until only a shell remains. Neither of the men has any chance of finding love together until a friend intervenes. Can Gerome forget what he's been taught all his life, and is it possible for Luis to forget what's happened to him? Will they ever find their own happy ending? Or can love blossom where only hate exists?




Hate, Date, Or Mate?


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The seer says I'm destined for a wolf shifter called Darius...Personally, I think Ebony has had too much vodka again. She says I've now started a Were war due to my date with a shifter from a different pack. Just as I admit to myself that I like Darius, I find my Red Riding Hood fantasies are going to have to wait--because he's not talking to me. Am I only interested because he's playing hard to get? Do I like the chase?To take my mind off things, I start dating a cute human guy - and then there were three.Of Darius, Jett, and Seth. Who will I hate, date, or mate?Welcome to Withernsea and the Supernatural Dating Agency, for readers of Michelle Rowen, Gerry Bartlett and Michele Bardsley who like their humour to have them howling.Buy Hate, Date, or Mate to see if Kim succumbs to her fate, or has left it too late.




Hatemates


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Imagine: You arrive to college on the first day, ready to meet your roommate in the girl's dorm.A huge mistake puts you into the male dorm. Your roommate? He's DJ Dalton, football star and campus celebrity extraordinaire. You can look, but you can't touch. Because the prettiest packages come with the biggest consequences...Is he panty-meltingly handsome with an attitude to match? Sure.Do I accidentally fantasize about him one (okay, maybe two) times? Fine, I'm honest enough to admit it.None of that matters, because we're opposites in all the ways that are important for getting along as college roommates: He comes from a perfect life and old money. I come from a broken home and bowls of ramen.He's at Greene State to party. I'm here to study.He's a popular jock. I wouldn't be caught dead playing sports.To say we get off to a rocky start would be an understatement.Ironically, that's what causes our sizzling attraction to boil over one night. But even that comes at a price.Because our story has a twist neither of us could see coming.One that changes both of our lives, 'till death do us part.




A Devil of a Date


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Welcome back to Withernsea in author Andie M. Long's next supernatural romcom, this time featuring demon Lucy who is looking for love in this hilarious story of paranormal dating life. My best friend made a deal with the Devil… I now run The Supernatural Dating Agency, a discreet section of Withernsea's finest matchmaking service. Yeah, I'll do all the work while Shelley makes babies with her gorgeous vampire husband. It's not like I've anything better to do anyway. My ex is now a newly-turned vamp struggling to accept he can no longer admire his own reflection, and I don't care what Ebony 'sees', Kim is not about to date a wolf; he has better hair than I do. Then Lucy Fir, fresh from the gates of guarding Hell, decides she wants me to find her a boyfriend. He'll need to be a Knight in shining inflammable armour with her temper. Can I find her a date, or is my new career damned before it's even started? Welcome to Withernsea and the Supernatural Dating Agency, for readers who like their humour to have bite. KEYWORDS: Paranormal romcom, PNR romcom, supernatural dating, paranormal romantic comedy, supernaturals dating, supernatural match making, demon romance, paranormal rom com, paranormal comedy series, vampire romance, vampire love story, vampire rom com, vampire romantic comedy, paranormal matchmaking, paranormal chicklit, paranormal chick lit, supernatural chick lit, supernatural chicklit, demons, vampires, witches, seers, wolf shifters, shifters, ghosts, mystics, fortune-tellers, wyverns, laugh, humour, funny, happy ever after, kooky, slapstick, British paranormal. COMPARABLE AUTHORS: Robyn Peterman, Erin Sterling, Michelle Rowan, Aleana Alder, Molly Harper, Deanna Chase, Rhiannon Hartley, Annie Nicholas, Angie Fox, Milly Taiden, Emily Kane




Self-made Man


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A Los Angeles Times columnist recounts her eighteen-month undercover stint as a man, a time during which she underwent considerable personal risks as she worked a sales job, joined a bowling league, frequented sex clubs, dated, and encountered firsthand the rigid codes and rituals of masculinity. 80,000 first printing.




A Fae worse than Death


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Writer Andie M. Long returns with another hilarious matchmaking romance in the supernatural world. Boone is looking for a date, but so far no-one is finding this Brownie to their taste. Mainly because his obsession for cleanliness is getting him banned from the local restaurants. Frustrated, Boone takes matters into his own hands when he bumps into an attractive woman leaving the Supernatural Dating Agency and follows her home. Zara is unlucky in love. Mainly because her house is as messy as her love life. Waking to find her home spotless, a confused Zara wonders how it’s happened. When the dating agency pairs the two of them, it seems like fate. Then Ebony the seer has a vision of Zara doing the fae ‘dance of the dead’. It’s fae or fate. Boone has been sweeping her floors, now can he sweep Zara off her feet? SUPERNATURAL DATING AGENCY SERIES: #1 The Vampire wants a Wife #2 A Devil of a Date #3 Hate, Date, or Mate? #4 Here for the Seer #5 Didn't Sea it Coming #6 Phwoar and Peace #7 Acting Cupid #8 Cupid Fools #9 Dead and Breakfast




Dateworthy


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Smart, hip, funny, and frank dating advice-from the woman whose USA Weekend RelationTips column is devoured by 49 million readers every week. Just about everyone wants to be part of a couple-to be loved and be in love. Dating, a process that can be fraught with disaster, may be a necessary evil on the road to achieving a happy, fulfilling intimate relationship. But how do you eliminate the losers and find people to go out with who are dateworthy? Perhaps even more important-how do you make sure that you are dateworthy? Drawing on thousands of letters she receives through USA Weekend and the questions she fields during her live chats on USAWeekend.com, Dennie Hughes shows you how to: • Figure out what your personal dating style is • Stop acting in a way that will mark you as one of the Top Ten most-bound-to-be-broken-up-with dating types • Rethink unhealthy mindsets about dating like "love at first sight" or "being with a jerk is better than being alone" • Master the 10 First-Date Commandments • End a bad date gracefully • Navigate your way through the intricacies of online dating • Determine whether a great date equals a possible mate (aka "keep vs. creep potential") Featuring a Q&A section with actual RelationTips reader problems as well as the author's sometimes sad, sometimes scary, mostly humorous anecdotes from her own plentiful dating fiasco stories, Dateworthy will help you hone your relationship skills so that you can find the right significant other for you.




How to Date Men When You Hate Men


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From New Yorker and Onion writer and comedian Blythe Roberson, How to Date Men When You Hate Men is a comedy philosophy book aimed at interrogating what it means to date men within the trappings of modern society. Blythe Roberson’s sharp observational humor is met by her open-hearted willingness to revel in the ugliest warts and shimmering highs of choosing to live our lives amongst other humans. She collects her crushes like ill cared-for pets, skewers her own suspect decisions, and assures readers that any date you can mess up, she can top tenfold. And really, was that date even a date in the first place? With sections like Real Interviews With Men About Whether Or Not It Was A Date; Good Flirts That Work; Bad Flirts That Do Not Work; and Definitive Proof That Tom Hanks Is The Villain Of You’ve Got Mail, How to Date Men When You Hate Men is a one stop shop for dating advice when you love men but don't like them. "With biting wit, Roberson explores the dynamics of heterosexual dating in the age of #MeToo" — The New York Times