The Heart of a Goof


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It was a morning when all nature shouted, “Fore!” Thus begins a hilarious anthology of nine short golf stories reflecting P. G. Wodehouse’s brilliant humor, piercing satire, and sharp wit.




Fore!


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P.G. Wodehouse often said that he wished he'd spent more time playing golf and less "fooling about writing stories and things." Happily, the prolific and beloved satirist often took his pen to the green. Here, Wodehouse expert D.R. Bensen has collected a dozen pieces to delight golfers and those who know them -- even those who have never basked in the ecstasy of a perfect putt.




The Heart of a Goof


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It was a morning when all nature shouted, “Fore!” Thus begins a hilarious anthology of nine short golf stories reflecting P. G. Wodehouse’s brilliant humor, piercing satire, and sharp wit.




Goof Proofer


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From Simon & Schuster, The Goof Proofer is Stephen Manhard's guide on how to avoid the 41 most embarrassing errors in your speaking and writing. From the Introduction: "Because, I am a retired advertising executive and copywriter, I have written The Goof Proofer from the viewpoint of a communicator, not a teacher. It's not intended to be exhaustive; rather, it simply lists the most common errors, shows you what is wrong and what is right, and explains how to remember to avoid such goofs."




The Seven Pillories of Wisdom


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The Spectator


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The P.G. Wodehouse Miscellany


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P.G. Wodehouse saw his first article published when still at school, and went on to become the leading humour writer of the twentieth century. He created characters famous across the English-speaking world, such as Rupert Psmith, Stanley Ukridge, Uncle Fred, the inhabitants of the Drones Club, Bertie Wooster and Jeeves, and Lord Emsworth and his beloved Empress, all of whom remain as popular today as they were when they first appeared all those years ago. But behind all the brilliant metaphors that make us laugh out loud, there is a surprising background of reality. Wodehouse didn't create his stories from scratch; he used real settings and exaggerated the characteristics of people he knew. With examples of Wodehouse's unique imagery, the P.G. Wodehouse Miscellany follows the development and progress of his legendary characters, tells us where Wodehouse got his ideas from and demonstrates why his admirers included Bertrand Russell, Berthold Brecht, George Orwell, Rudyard Kipling and the Kaiser. This informative little miscellany will be a must for all fans of P.G. Wodehouse.




Delphi Collected Works of P. G. Wodehouse (Illustrated)


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An English comic novelist and short story writer, P. G. Wodehouse is best known as the creator of the young bachelor Bertie Wooster and his effortlessly superior manservant Jeeves. Wodehouse penned over 90 books and secured a devoted readership across the world. His first success came as a writer of public school stories, based on his own childhood experiences, most notably introducing the strikingly original character, Psmith. These were followed by light romances, but in 1913, with the publication of the first Blandings Castle novel, ‘Something New’, he turned to farce, which became his preferred genre of work. Wodehouse is celebrated for his scholarly command of the English sentence, blended with vivid, far-fetched imagery and the uproarious slang of the late Edwardian era. His novels feature highly complicated plots and hilarious situations, revealing the hand of a master humorist. This comprehensive eBook offers the most complete edition possible of P. G. Wodehouse, with numerous illustrations, rare texts, informative introductions and the usual Delphi bonus material. (Version 2) * Beautifully illustrated with images relating to Wodehouse’s life and works * Concise introductions to the major works * All 31 novels in the US public domain, with individual contents tables * Features rare novels appearing for the first time in digital publishing, including ‘Sam the Sudden’ — one of the author’s personal favourites * Both versions of the first Blandings Castle novel: ‘Something New’ and ‘Something Fresh’ * Images of how the books were first published, giving your eReader a taste of the original texts * Excellent formatting of the texts * Rare uncollected short stories available in no other eBook * Special chronological and alphabetical contents tables for the short stories * Easily locate the stories you want to read * Features a selection of Wodehouse’s musical dramas * Includes Wodehouse’s non-fiction book ‘Louder and Funnier’, with numerous essays and articles * Ordering of texts into chronological order and genres * Updated with two novels and two short story collections, now available in the US public domain for the first time CONTENTS: The Novels The Pothunters (1902) A Prefect’s Uncle (1903) The Gold Bat (1904) William Tell Told Again (1904) The Head of Kay’s (1905) Love among the Chickens (1906) The White Feather (1907) Not George Washington (1907) The Swoop! (1909) Mike (1909) A Gentleman of Leisure (1910) Psmith in the City (1910) The Prince and Betty (1912) The Little Nugget (1913) Psmith, Journalist (1915) Something New (1915) Something Fresh (1915) Uneasy Money (1916) Piccadilly Jim (1918) A Damsel in Distress (1919) The Coming of Bill (1920) Jill the Reckless (1921) Indiscretions of Archie (1921) The Girl on the Boat (1922) The Adventures of Sally (1922) The Inimitable Jeeves (1923) Leave It to Psmith (1923) Bill the Conqueror (1924) Sam the Sudden (1925) The Small Bachelor (1927) Money for Nothing (1928) The Short Story Collections Tales of St. Austin’s (1903) The Man Upstairs (1914) The Man with Two Left Feet (1917) My Man Jeeves (1919) The Clicking of Cuthbert (1922) Ukridge (1924) Carry On, Jeeves (1925) The Heart of a Goof (1926) Meet Mr. Mulliner (1927) Uncollected Short Stories The Short Stories List of Short Stories in Chronological Order List of Short Stories in Alphabetical Order The Musicals Have a Heart (1913) Oh Lady! Lady! (1918) The Non-Fiction Louder and Funnier (1932)




Slap Happy


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Slap Happy is for kids of all ages. It turns drum rhythms into body rhythms you can step, clap, and slap with a buddy. Right from the start, you'll be learning traditional dance rhythms from West Africa and the Caribbean: Kuku from Guinea, Sunguru Bani from Mali, Kpegisu from Ghana, Bomba from Puerto Rico, and Conga from Cuba. You can do Slap Happy in pairs or in groups, indoors or out, at home or at school. If you're a parent, it's a great way to do something fun and educational with your kids that doesn't require any previous musical training. If you're a music teacher, you can use Slap Happy to give your students a hands-on experience of world rhythms without having to buy any instruments. It's physical, it's funky, and it's fun! Please note: audio files of the CD that comes with the print version of this book are not included in this ebook version (but are available separately).




Golf Stories


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P. G. Wodehouse’s short stories are often set in the salons and townhouses of England, but he also wrote about golf, returning again and again to one of his favorite sports. Set against a background of the unique and often quirky world of golf in the early 1920s, Wodehouse produced a great collection of stories chronicling the loves and lives of golf fanatics. Starting around 1919 he wrote these golf stories regularly for both American and English magazines, and published two collections: The Clicking of Cuthbert (1922) and The Heart of a Goof (1926). He continued to write golf stories until the mid 1960s. Most of these stories are narrated by The Oldest Member, a talkative type who frames most of the stories by trapping other members of the club into listening to his “words of wisdom.” The stories in this collection are ordered by the date they first appeared in magazine form, and are mostly from the English editions—the main difference from the U.S. editions being the names and locations of the golf clubs. This book is part of the Standard Ebooks project, which produces free public domain ebooks.