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Help! My Parents Think I'm a Robot

Author : Andy Griffiths

Publisher : Pan Macmillan

Page : 215 pages

File Size : 32,19 MB

Release : 2011-02-28

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 0330536486

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Help! My Parents Think I'm a Robot is a collection of ten insanely shocking stories from Andy Griffiths and illustrated by Terry Denton - the creators of the smash hit The 13-Storey Treehouse. Is this the right book for you? Take this quiz to find out! Do you ever flush your sister's head down the toilet? Do you ever make pretend funny home videos? Do you ever play lemonade roulette? Do you want to read a list of 101 dangerous things? Do you want to learn twelve truly shocking facts? Score one point for each 'yes' answer. 3-5 You are obviously a very shocking person. You will love this book. 1-2 You are a fairly shocking person. You will love this book. 0 You don't realize how much fun being shocking can be. You will love this book.



Andypedia

Author : Terry Denton

Publisher : Momentum

Page : 411 pages

File Size : 22,92 MB

Release : 2012-02-15

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1743340087

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It's an encyclopedia ... all about Andy! The Andypedia is a complete guide to every book, every story and every character in the world of Andy Griffiths' books. It's also a complete guide to everything you ever wanted to know about Andy himself – including the answers to questions people are always asking him, like "How old were you when you started writing?" and "How many books have you actually written?" and "Where do you get your ideas from?" and "Did all that stuff really happen to you?" and "Was Danny Pickett really your best friend?" and "Were you really in love with Lisa Mackney?" and "Did your bum really grow arms and legs and run away?"



Deeply Rooted

Author : Candle L. Barnes

Publisher : Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.

Page : 108 pages

File Size : 41,91 MB

Release : 2022-06-10

Category : Bibles

ISBN : 163961964X

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We often walk around feeling disconnected, misunderstood, or frustrated with where we are in life. Sometimes we are going from place to place taking bits and pieces of experiences or lessons but not truly applying all that we have learned in those places. Just as a tree is planted and its roots start to really connect with the soil to grow, we need this same thing in our relationship with God. When a tree is rooted in fertile soil, you will see the fruit of that soil. It is receiving all that it needs to grow such as nutrients, water, and sunshine. We can tell by the fruit or the leaves the tree is producing that it is well nurtured and taken care of. This is what happens to us when we deeply root or connect ourselves to God and his Word. Join in on this journey of life lessons and how being deeply rooted in God in every area of your life will cause you to grow and create beautiful fruit.



Just Shocking!

Author : Andy Griffiths

Publisher : Pan Australia

Page : 232 pages

File Size : 14,58 MB

Release : 2008-07-01

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1741981166

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From Australia's favourite children's storytellers. Is this the right book for you? Take the SHOCKING TEST and find out. Do you wish you could drive around in a monster truck crushing everybody and everything that gets in your way? Do you love watching videos of people having painful accidents? Do you do any - or all - of the following: touch electric fences, play with loaded mousetraps or put buttons up your nose? Do you think stories about exploding pink butterflies are funny? Do you ever laugh so hard that you feel like you're going to throw up all over yourself... and then you actually do? SCORE: One point for each yes answer. 3-5: You are a shocking, shocking person! You will love this book. 1-2: You are quite shocking! You will love this book. 0: What a shocking score! You will love this book.



Please Don't Tell My Parents You Believe Her

Author : Richard Roberts

Publisher : Crossroad Press

Page : 431 pages

File Size : 43,68 MB

Release : 2019-11-26

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN :

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Middle school supervillain Penny Akk has defeated every challenge thrown against her. She has bested heroes, villains, weirdos who can't make up their minds, robots, aliens, friends, rivals, enemies, natural disasters, secret admirers, and her own shyness. Now she has only one opponent left. Her own super power. ...and the other Penny who stole it.



The Razberry Sweet Series: Books 1-3

Author : Megan Linski

Publisher : Gryfyn Publishing

Page : 355 pages

File Size : 43,72 MB

Release : 2023-11-28

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN :

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USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR Megan Linski compiles a hilarious young adult love story about finding yourself, discovering where you belong, and coming of age in this heartfelt high school trilogy. Seventeen-year-old Raz has always been an outcast. As a shy theater geek, he was a target for bullies at his old school, but now he's sworn to reinvent himself with a new identity. Raz has decided to become famous, and he'll do anything to be in the spotlight, despite having a big secret to hide. Raz's misadventures find him creating a film with the biggest misfits and rebels of the school, navigating his first kiss, and on a trip to Hollywood itself. During his journey he finds himself making new friends, facing his enemies, and even falling in love. But how far will Raz go to fit in? To shoot his shot at stardom, Raz will have to decide between being himself, or putting on a mask. The Razberry Sweet Series: Books 1-3 is a young adult contemporary romantic comedy. This funny, touching, and heartbreaking novella trilogy will have readers crying tears of laughter, sadness, and joy.



Anything But: The Musings of an Outcast, Me, Razberry Sweet

Author : Megan Linski

Publisher : Gryfyn Publishing

Page : 128 pages

File Size : 25,9 MB

Release : 2018-01-16

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN :

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Seventeen-year-old Raz uses his gift for acting to hide the truth of who he really is. After being a target for the bullies at his high school, he’s sworn that this year, he’s going to reinvent himself. Instead of the shy theater geek he’s always been, he’s decided to portray a new identity so he can belong. Getting noticed in a small town is difficult, especially when you’ve got Raz’s reputation— because last summer gave him a black record and a secret. Video camera in hand, Raz decides to make a movie that’ll put him in the spotlight, working together with the biggest misfits, outcasts, and rebels the school can put together. As Raz's misadventures continue, he finds fitting in and finding himself is scarier than navigating his first kiss. But keeping up an act is harder than it looks, and Raz is about to learn that accepting who you truly are is better than putting on a mask. A coming-of-age high school contemporary novella, Anything But is a young adult story about self-love that’s funny, touching, and full of friendship. The first book in the Razberry Sweet series.



Social Q's

Author : Philip Galanes

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 262 pages

File Size : 40,41 MB

Release : 2012-11-27

Category : Cooking

ISBN : 145160579X

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A series of whimsical essays by the New York Times "Social Q's" columnist provides modern advice on navigating today's murky moral waters, sharing recommendations for such everyday situations as texting on the bus to splitting a dinner check.



The Reapers Seeker

Author : Shelby Schwartz

Publisher : AuthorHouse

Page : 123 pages

File Size : 25,88 MB

Release : 2020-02-10

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 172834669X

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Private investigator James Bentley is assigned a deceivingly easy case. Kaylee Rhodes ran away from her strict rich parents. So, he figures she will be home by morning. The case takes a drastic turn when she leaves the country. Just when he thought it couldn’t get any worse Kaylee does the unthinkable. With no idea why she would do such a thing, it’s a race to bring her home and find out why.



Elevating Child Care

Author : Janet Lansbury

Publisher : Rodale Books

Page : 177 pages

File Size : 28,64 MB

Release : 2024-04-30

Category : Family & Relationships

ISBN : 0593736168

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A modern parenting classic—a guide to a new and gentle way of understanding the care and nurture of infants, by the internationally renowned childcare expert, podcaster, and author of No Bad Kids “An absolute go-to for all parents, therapists, anyone who works with, is, or knows parents of young children.”—Wendy Denham, PhD A Resources for Infant Educarers (RIE) teacher and student of pioneering child specialist Magda Gerber, Janet Lansbury helps parents look at the world through the eyes of their infants and relate to them as whole people who have natural abilities to learn without being taught. Once we are able to view our children in this light, even the most common daily parenting experiences become stimulating opportunities to learn, discover, and connect with our child. A collection of the most-read articles from Janet’s popular and long-running blog, Elevating Child Care focuses on common infant issues, including: • Nourishing our babies’ healthy eating habits • Calming your clingy, fearful child • How to build your child’s focus and attention span • Developing routines that promote restful sleep Eschewing the quick-fix tips and tricks of popular parenting culture, Lansbury’s gentle, insightful guidance lays the foundation for a closer, more fulfilling parent-child relationship, and children who grow up to be authentic, confident, successful adults.