Hey, Fat Ass!


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I am an ass. For many years I was a "fat ass," though in early 2009, I started doing things and making changes to get the "fat" out. A few marathons and three years later I'm down seventy pounds, keeping it off, and people ask, "How did you do it?" like I found the cure for cancer or something. Hardly, and that's what inspired me to share the story of my journey so far because if I can do it you absolutely can too. All you need is YOU with a little bit of knowledge and common sense sprinkled in - there aren't any special tricks or potions required. That's the message, support and empowerment Hey, Fat Ass! provides: this is your life and these are your choices. You can make it happen, and hopefully the real world experiences, suggestions and meal ideas you'll find in this guide will start you on the way to where you want to be.




Emutate


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Throughout the years, civilizations have been plagued with the concept of alien life-forms visiting our planet. What if this hypothesis was true? "Emutate," shows putatively how aliens from an unknown galaxy tumbled unto our planet hundreds of years ago and fused within our human culture. The alien beings masquerade as a major conglomerate known as Search International in Kor City, Colorado. The company has a voracious appetite for humankind. While framing pearly smiles and special eating habi




Misery Loves Comedy


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A psychiatric case study masquerading a fancy-pants graphic novel, Misery Loves Comedy collects Ivan Brunetti's early issues (no pun intended) wait, let's rephrase that. Misery Loves Comedy collects the first three issues of the legendary comic book series Schizo in their entirety, as well as a host of miscellaneous flotsam and jetsam from various anthologies, c. 1992-2005. Readers will find the author's unwitting self-caricature as a paranoid, deluded young man intriguingly repugnant and often chuckle-inducing. Besides Brunetti's trademark nihilism, self-loathing, relentless depression, and inchoate, spittle-soaked misanthropy, these earlier comics offer a dollop of scatology and blasphemy for that extra puerile, lowbrow tang. These are comics for those who enjoy witnessing one man's sanity in its final death rattle, swinging its tail from anhedonia to schadenfreude and back again. Also: lots and lots of filthy jokes. p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.9px Arial; color: #424242}




B as in Beauty


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Everyone in the world, it seems, is either prettier or thinner (or both) than Beauty Marie Zavala. And the only thing "B" resents more than her name is the way others judge her for the extra 40 pounds she can't lose. At least she has her career. Or did, until she overhears her boss criticizing her weight and devising a scheme to keep her from being promoted. Enter B's new tax accountant, a modern-day matchmaker determined to boost B's flagging self-esteem by introducing her to rich, successful men who will accept her for who she is. As B's confidence blossoms, so do her fantasies of revenge. But will B find true happiness or true disaster when she unwittingly falls for the one guy she shouldn't?




When Love Knocks


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When Love Knocks By: Brandon Domineck When Love Knocks is author Brandon Domineck’s way of expressing himself and feeling free, a way of showing that he does not worry about what people think of him. Growing up with cerebral palsy was challenging for Brandon, and with his speech impediment he found it difficult to express himself and writing gave him a voice. This book introduces us to Carter, a boy with a similar disability, and his childhood best friend, Summer, who loves and accepts him for the person he is inside.




Ruins to Redemption


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From America's hottest new author comes a tale of Samuel Sinclair, a football All-American from Ohio State. Sonny was Sports Illustrated defensive player of the year and appeared to be a sure fire NFL superstar. That's before he tore up his knee and suddenly went from hero to bum. Three years later he's unemployed, an alcoholic, and a thief (his life in ruins) until he meets his savior, a tough, demanding Irish woman (and her family) who helps him see the light. This novel is hilarious, uplifting, and inspirational. It touches the heart and heals the soul, leaving the reader feeling fantastic!




The Last Practicing American


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This book was not written for the weak kneed, spineless, politically correct, non-practicing American. It is instead for those of us who have witnessed the methodical dismantling of traditional morals and values thus exhausting the limits of our tolerance. The contents of this book will detail our cultural mutation which applauds deviance, rewards failure and elects the corrupt in terms designed to wake up the lethargic patriot in all of us, in an effort to re-enforce the urgency in our resolve so we may reverse our current descending cultural trajectory thus sparing future generations from an otherwise inevitable implosion.




The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao (Pulitzer Prize Winner)


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Winner of: The Pulitzer Prize The National Book Critics Circle Award The Anisfield-Wolf Book Award The Jon Sargent, Sr. First Novel Prize A Time Magazine #1 Fiction Book of the Year One of The New York Times’s 100 Best Books of the 21st Century One of the best books of 2007 according to: The New York Times, San Francisco Chronicle, New York Magazine, Entertainment Weekly, The Boston Globe, Los Angeles Times, The Washington Post, People, The Village Voice, Time Out New York, Salon, Baltimore City Paper, The Christian Science Monitor, Booklist, Library Journal, Publishers Weekly, New York Public Library, and many more... Nominated as one of America’s best-loved novels by PBS’s The Great American Read and named one of The Atlantic’s Great American Novels of the Past 100 Years Oscar is a sweet but disastrously overweight ghetto nerd who—from the New Jersey home he shares with his old world mother and rebellious sister—dreams of becoming the Dominican J.R.R. Tolkien and, most of all, finding love. But Oscar may never get what he wants. Blame the fukú—a curse that has haunted Oscar’s family for generations, following them on their epic journey from Santo Domingo to the USA. Encapsulating Dominican-American history, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao opens our eyes to an astonishing vision of the contemporary American experience and explores the endless human capacity to persevere—and risk it all—in the name of love.




The Eltingville Club


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Take-no-prisoners trivia-offs. Pill-fueled Twilight Zone marathons. Fan interventions. Here is the ultimate word on the fugly side of fandom, collecting every Eltingville story from the Dork, House of Fun, and The Eltingville Club #1-2, comics three of which won the Eisner Award for Best Short Story. Also features the Northwest Comix Collective alt-comics smackdown and an afterword about the 2002 Adult Swim animated pilot. Definitive, complete and unashamed, this is fandom at it's fan-dumbest, in the mighty Eltingville manner!




Feel the Burn


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