Hey There, Ralphie Boy!


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After 40 years, the love affair between television audiences and Ralph Kramden is still going strong. Though he can be hard-headed and insensitive, he can also be generous and kind-hearted. In short, there's a little bit of Ralph in all of us. That's why anyone who has ever laughed at or with Ralph will enjoy this collection of the some of the funniest things he ever said.




The Autumn Collection


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The Autumn Collection is a stunning compilation of the best of Paul John Hausleben’s novellas, novelettes, short stories, and even some poems, all of which have settings within the glorious autumn season. Some of your favorite old characters have returned, along with some new ones in an anthology of new stories, which include some Thanksgiving, and Halloween settings, mixed along with a ghost or two, a few mysterious characters, and a few other surprises! This book contains two of Mr. Hausleben's most famous short stories with inclusion of the award-winning short story, "Red Wine and Autumn Memories" and the short story consistently voted as one of the author's best works by his readers, "Love in a Pumpkin." This collection also introduces the author’s mysterious fantasy character with the first appearance of the Quiet Stranger in the Black Hat making his debut in the story, “Eleven Sentences.” This story also holds the honor of being one of the first stories ever penned by the author when he wrote the basic framework for the story when he was just seventeen years of age! Within the pages of this book, the reader will discover the magic of the author’s humorous stories, along with Mr. Hausleben’s usual touching, poignant, and descriptive glimpses at nostalgic times. The reader will also find some serious stories, an assortment of unforgettable and unusual characters, hilarious situations, and heart-warming touches here and there as only Paul John Hausleben can deliver. Words and stories that will warm your soul and touch your heart on a chilly autumn afternoon. The Autumn Collection is the perfect book to while away a quiet autumn afternoon, sitting on your porch with a backdrop of autumn color as you enjoy a hot cup of tea or coffee or a glass or two of red wine. No matter what time of year that the reader enjoys these stories, you will feel the touch of autumn in the year, the warmth of a crackling fire and hear the crackle of dried leaves in the air. Most of all, the stories will transport the reader into a world of fun, adventure, and another glimpse at simple times when people took time to enjoy life and each other in an entirely different manner than we tend to do now.




Ireland and the Americas [3 volumes]


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This work is a distinctive, multidisciplinary encyclopedia covering the cultural, political, economic, musical, and literary impact that Ireland and the nations of the Americas have had on one another since the time of Brendan the Navigator. Ireland and the Americas: Culture, Politics, and History aims to broaden the traditional notion of 'Irish-American' beyond Boston, New York, and Chicago. In additional to full coverage of Irish culture in those settings, it reveals the pervasive Irish influence in everything from the settling of the American West, to the spread of Christianity throughout the hemisphere, to Irish involvement in revolutionary movements from the American colonies to Mexico to South America. In addition, the encyclopedia shows the profound impact of Irish Americans on their homeland, in everything from art and literature informed by the emigrant experience, to efforts by Irish Americans to influence Irish politics. Ranging from colonial times to the present, and informed by the surge of academic interest in the past 30 years, Ireland and the Americas is the definitive resource on the profound ties that bind the cultures of Ireland, the United States, Canada, and Latin America.




Against a Blackened Sky


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Against a Blackened Sky, the story of one man's falling-out with organized religion, is told by a future observer whose knowledge of history is incomplete. Without sanctioned access to historical accounts, the storyteller has pieced together an explanation of man's predicament that seems plausible to him. His problem is that he cannot accomplish in his own life the virtues that he admires in the subject of his story. In his partial understanding, he looks back longingly to a time he feels to be simpler than the complex world he lives in. The storyteller is a member of the crew who man a lunar-based laser. The subject of his narrative, Colonel Smith, was a member of the pioneering crew who laid the foundation for the establishment of that base. In Colonel Smith's day, a world now past, satellite technology became obsolete. The need for a moon-based laser became desperate in the pursuit of peace and security. Through a series of mishaps, Colonel Smith is marooned alone on the moon and must endure a year of solitude. It is during that time that he is able to rethink and ultimately to redirect his life. When at last he is rescued, he returns to an Earth that will be profoundly affected by the work he helped to begin on the moon. In a world of tightening alternatives, man has not lost his battle with technology but rather has surrendered to it. It is the storyteller's lament that man has given up without a struggle. Should the story of the teller and of his subject seem ill-fated and harshness and gloom seem to hang over the tragedy of their lives, it is only because the message of hope has been missed. The door has been opened, and we have stepped through, but the door has not closed behind us. We might yet step back through, close that door from the other side, and find another opened to us. Amazing grace.




The Honeymooners Lost Episodes


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In February 1985, Jackie Gleason announced that the original Honeymooner sketches, assumed lost forever, had been found. These lost epsiodes virtually triple the number of show available to fans. National syndication of these episodes in fall 1986. Photographs throughout.




TV Guide


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Half a Vamp


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Tim Scarsdale is a mild-mannered accountant, but his life is changed in a big way when he is the victim of a vampire attack. Left to die, Tim wakes to discover that he has been accidentally turned into a vampire. Without his attacker going through the proper planning and preparation, though, Tim becomes a vampire without any supernatural abilities. Desperate to track down the vampire that turned him so that he can convince her to finish the process, he turns to a craigslist ad (you can find anything on Craigslist) for a Professional Vampire Hunter, Rob, to help him track down the wandering vampire. Tim and Rob hit the road together to track down the vampire that turned Tim. As unlikely as it seems, the vampire hunter and the vampire develop a friendship, albeit one that is constantly on shaky ground as Tim tries to keep his vampire status a secret.




Dictionary of Teleliteracy


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From I Love Lucy to the O. J. Simpson Trial, the 500 programs whose impact on American culture, good or ill, will not likely be forgotten.




To the Moon!


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The Honeymooners is one of most popular and widely syndicated shows ever, with fervent fans who can mouth every delicious zinger along with the characters. But how well do they really know the show--its background, its tiny details, its actors, its trivia? With this collection of more than 100 challenging, hilarious, and well-illustrated quizzes about Bensonhurst's best-loved foursome, they can finally find out. What is the full birth name of Art Carney? What are some of the more amazing properties of the Handy Housewife Helper? Can you name the Honeymooner who was born in China and spoke English as a second language? Do you know which episode showed the jacket of a Raccoon uniform for the first time? Filled with thousands of multiple choice questions, word scrambles, fill-in-the-blanks, and much more, this fantastic compendium will confound readers as they rack their brains and try to come up with more than "a mere bag of shells."




Ralphie Meets the Queen


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Ralphie Meets the Queen By: Susan Pokorny A charming story of a puppy who discovers the Queen’s love of corgis, and decides to meet the lady in question. Ralphie doesn’t realize he faces a trip of over three thousand miles from the USA to achieve this. Nor that he’ll need to get on an aeroplane, which is no surprise given that he doesn’t know what an aeroplane is. Helped by various friends that he makes along the way, our intrepid corgi makes his adventure-filled journey across the Atlantic. He meets some amazing characters such as the ‘aristocratic’ Sylvester who is bound for England ‘for some tiresome cat show, I’ve won every year so far. You would think that they could just post me the trophy instead…’ The book is full of humour and many touching moments, from Ralphie’s sad parting with his mother to seeing a petite lady standing beside a pond outside a huge palace…