My Heart Is a Chainsaw


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Winner of the Bram Stoker Award for Best Novel In her quickly gentrifying rural lake town Jade sees recent events only her encyclopedic knowledge of horror films could have prepared her for in this latest chilling novel that “will give you nightmares. The good kind, of course” (BuzzFeed) from the Jordan Peele of horror literature, Stephen Graham Jones. “Some girls just don’t know how to die…” Shirley Jackson meets Friday the 13th in My Heart Is a Chainsaw, written by the New York Times bestselling author of The Only Good Indians Stephen Graham Jones, called “a literary master” by National Book Award winner Tananarive Due and “one of our most talented living writers” by Tommy Orange. Alma Katsu calls My Heart Is a Chainsaw “a homage to slasher films that also manages to defy and transcend genre.” On the surface is a story of murder in small-town America. But beneath is its beating heart: a biting critique of American colonialism, Indigenous displacement, and gentrification, and a heartbreaking portrait of a broken young girl who uses horror movies to cope with the horror of her own life. Jade Daniels is an angry, half-Indian outcast with an abusive father, an absent mother, and an entire town that wants nothing to do with her. She lives in her own world, a world in which protection comes from an unusual source: horror movies…especially the ones where a masked killer seeks revenge on a world that wronged them. And Jade narrates the quirky history of Proofrock as if it is one of those movies. But when blood actually starts to spill into the waters of Indian Lake, she pulls us into her dizzying, encyclopedic mind of blood and masked murderers, and predicts exactly how the plot will unfold. Yet, even as Jade drags us into her dark fever dream, a surprising and intimate portrait emerges…a portrait of the scared and traumatized little girl beneath the Jason Voorhees mask: angry, yes, but also a girl who easily cries, fiercely loves, and desperately wants a home. A girl whose feelings are too big for her body. My Heart Is a Chainsaw is her story, her homage to horror and revenge and triumph.




The Only Person I'm Afraid Of Is Me That Motherfucker Is Crazy


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Do you love horror stories? Know someone who does? Grab this blank lined journal today it makes the perfect gift for the scary story or movie fan in your life! Your new journal (diary, notebook) includes: 110 blank lined pages Matte finish cover 6x9 dimension easy for travel Perfect For: Birthday Gift Christmas Present Stocking Stuffer




The Huge Horror Movie Quiz Book


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They're here! And they're coming to get you, Barbara! Over 2000 fantastic horror movie questions! Hi, I'm Killian H. Gore! Wanna play?! Be afraid, be very afraid if your horror movie knowledge is a little bit skeletal! You're gonna need more brains if you don't want them all to laugh at you! With over 100 categories including: Slasher movies, Monster movies, 80s Horror, Sequels, Spoofs, Aliens, Vampires, Werewolves, Zombies and Cannibals. Directors - Wes Craven, George Romero, Tobe Hooper, John Carpenter, Sam Raimi and Rob Zombie. And films - Fright Night, Gremlins, The Evil Dead, Friday the 13th, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Child's Play, Halloween, The Exorcist, Pet Sematary, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Hellraiser, Tremors, Wolf Creek, Scream and Psycho... and LOADS MORE! Plus a selection of Hugely Difficult Bonus Questions that might make you go a little mad sometimes! There's trivia questions, quotes, guess the movie from the description, true or false questions - all to make sure this will be the most fun you'll ever have playing a horror quiz! So, do you like scary movies... do you want to see what the insides of this book look like? Check in, relax... and take a really groovy horror quiz! "Think you know horror? Think again! Killian Gore will test the most ardent horror geek. Great fun from HorrorConUK's favorite quizmaster!" - Gill and Wendy (HorrorConUK) "Whether it's to host your own quiz parties or to test your own knowledge of horror movies, this quiz book has it all! Packed with insanely interesting trivia on some of the best horror movies ever made!" - Nathan Head (Actor: The Toymaker, Hellriser) "Brilliant! Gore knows horror inside out, so it's great fun seeing if you can match him. A cracking gift for any horror fan." - Peter Laws (Author: Purged, Unleashed) "Just when you think you know everything about horror movies, Killian melts your mind! A Gore-ious quiz book!" - Steven Monkey Mason (Lonely Tree Entertainment) "The perfect addition to your retro horror movie collection. Makes watching the classics that more exciting... brilliant!" - Mr. Red (Retro Horror Movies Warrington)




Time for Andrew


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When he goes to spend the summer with his great-aunt in the family's old house, eleven-year-old Drew is drawn eighty years into the past to trade places with his great-great-uncle who is dying of diptheria.




Horror Movie Notebook - For Fear Fans


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Cool logbook for noting down all the best - and worst - scare movies you love to watch from behind a cushion. Great for the avid fright-fiend to keep to hand while at the movie theatre, at home with popcorn easily to hand. Why not rewind those old VHS and DVDs once again, or even for the first time! This journal makes for a great holiday, Halloween or even Christmas gift for teenage girls or boys, youths, and men or women. Ideal for those who love to rewatch old favorites online, to rabid, bloodthirsty fright fans who have never quite grown up! Great for jotting down what you think of the movies you watch, and your reactions to them. Plenty of space for dozens of movies and even pages to doodle or draw those nightmarish that come to mind while watching, or later in an idle moment or two...but don't get too distracted by your movie-theatre musings - you never know what's sneaking up behind you in the dark!




Horror Video Games


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In this in-depth critical and theoretical analysis of the horror genre in video games, 14 essays explore the cultural underpinnings of horror's allure for gamers and the evolution of "survival" themes. The techniques and story effects of specific games such as Resident Evil, Call of Cthulhu, and Silent Hill are examined individually.




Hyperbole and a Half


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#1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!




The Modern Horror Film


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John McCarty has selected fifty outstanding examples of the modern horror film. Film buffs will relive the terrors they enjoyed on the screen! Each of the fifty films is documented with casts, credits, production notes and reviews.




The Horror Movie Manual


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Join your horror host Killian H. Gore on a hellish road trip through the dark landscape of horror movies! Taking in much-loved horror film characters, places, monsters, props, killers, locations. Everything you did and didn't know! All chronicled and explained with a dash of Mr. Gore's zany graveside humor. BEER - The favorite drink of most teens in slasher movies. Drinking it usually leads to imminent death. CASTLE ROCK - The name of a fictional town featured in many Stephen King books and film adaptations. Not an ideal place to live. ROADKILL - A dead animal on the road, often seen at the beginning of a horror movie to let you know that bad things are about to happen. Also features the terrifying short story, The Demon of Heritage, presented in its fully uncut form. Praise for Killian H. Gore: "Books for the obsessive horror fan. You are doing an excellent job. Keep writing!" JOHN LANDIS PLEASE NOTE - THIS BOOK WAS FIRST PUBLISHED AS THE HORROR MOVIE DICTIONARY IN 2019




Ratman's Notebooks


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