Author : Teja Stokes
Publisher :
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 27,46 MB
Release : 2015-10-09
Category :
ISBN : 9781517762469
Men's Eye Candy waiting for your indulgence. Stunning beautiful Blonde Women in Lingerie waiting for you to Pick up your copy today!
Author : Emily Schultz
Publisher : Macmillan
Page : 398 pages
File Size : 15,8 MB
Release : 2015-04-21
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 146684146X
The Blondes is a hilarious and whipsmart novel where an epidemic of a rabies-like disease is carried only by blonde women, all of whom must go to great lengths to conceal their blondness. Hazel Hayes is a grad student living in New York City. As the novel opens, she learns she is pregnant (from an affair with her married professor) at an apocalyptically bad time: random but deadly attacks on passers-by, all by blonde women, are terrorizing New Yorkers. Soon it becomes clear that the attacks are symptoms of a strange illness that is transforming blondes—whether CEOs, flight attendants, students or accountants—into rabid killers. Emily Schultz's beautifully realized novel is a mix of satire, thriller, and serious literary work. With biting satiric wit, The Blondes is at once an examination of the complex relationships between women, and a merciless but giddily enjoyable portrait of what happens in a world where beauty is—literally—deadly.
Author : T/James Reagan
Publisher :
Page : 362 pages
File Size : 19,69 MB
Release : 2019-09
Category :
ISBN : 9781089564331
From 2008 to 2013, novelist T/James Reagan wrote a Tumblr blog called "Hot Blonde Girls With Heavy Eye Makeup." The blog satirized celebrity culture, the fashion industry, and brunettes. In 2018, he deleted the entire blog. Hot Blonde Girls With Heavy Eye Makeup (known as HBGWHEM to its fans) had to be removed from the internet due to the rise of "cancel culture" and the trend of declaring any discussion of female hotness as misogyny. The same girls who gleefully reacted to HBGWHEM's humor had become outraged by... well... everything. Left with a hundred thousand words of content, Reagan mined his blog posts to assemble an entirely new and original novel. Hot Blonde Girls With Heavy Eye Makeup tells the story of two sisters- Jillian, and Kendra. Jillian is hot and blonde, while Kendra is a social justice warrior. Jillian runs a pizza place/ bar/ salon called Blondies, while Kendra doesn't really do much of anything. When Blondies refuses to serve a group of brunettes, Kendra's life goal becomes to destroy her sister's business. We follow Jillian as she attempts to keep Blondies running, her employees happy, and her sister at bay. The book eventually becomes the female version of the bloods vs. the crips, where the brunettes go to battle against the blondes.T old in a bold, unique voice, HBGWHEM presents a darkly humorous look at female entrepreneurship, sisterhood, and the disturbingly common trend of the loudest voices getting the most attention.
Author : Lucy Vine
Publisher : Orion
Page : 265 pages
File Size : 25,49 MB
Release : 2017-05-23
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 140917221X
The eBook Number One bestseller The hottest book of the summer. A sassy, laugh out loud beach read everyone is talking about ***** Hot Mess [n.] - someone attractive, who is often in disarray. Have you ever shown up to Sunday brunch still smelling of Saturday night? Chosen bed, Netflix and pizza over human contact? Stayed in your mould-ridden flat because it's cheap? Meet your spirit animal, Ellie Knight. Her life isn't turning out exactly as she planned. She hates her job, her friends are coupling up and settling down, and her flatmates are just plain weird. Some people might say she's a hot mess but who really has their sh*t together anyway? For fans of Fleabag and Girls, this is a fresh and funny coming-of-age story with a single-girl heroine that will speak to millennials everywhere. ***** 'The laugh-out-loud literary equivalent of Trainwreck-meets-Fleabag' Glamour 'A breath of fresh air, deftly subverting some of chick lit's biggest clichés' Stylist 'More lifestyle-affirming than Bridget Jones' Sarah Knight, author of The Life Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck 'If you love dirty jokes, dating horror stories and hilarious dialogue, this book is for you' Emma Gannon, author and podcast host of Ctrl Alt Delete 'I laughed and sighed with recognition as I turned every page' Daisy Buchanan, author of How To Be a Grown-Up
Author : Nik Richie
Publisher : Feral House
Page : 241 pages
File Size : 44,33 MB
Release : 2013-04-19
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1936239663
TheDirty.com, a heavily trafficked online gossip sheet, was created by an entrepreneur by the name of Nik Richie--whose Iranian parents named him Hooman Karamian. Richie's appearances on programs like Dr. Phil, Anderson Cooper 360, Nancy Grace, and 20/20 suddenly provided him with notoriety as the Internet's bad boy, whose site is employed by angry ex-mates (of both sexes) to post sordid and vengeful revelations online. TheDirty.com also presents opinionated comments from Nik himself about the shape of women's bodies, as well as a language particular to his site. "Porta-Potties" describes women who prostitute themselves to perverse Saudi royalty. "The Greg" refers to his or anyone else's penis, and "Scooby" refers to his sidekick friend. Sex, Lies and The Dirty is Nik's confession of the backstage realities of his website, and his sordid lifestyle prior to hooking up with his lovely wife Shayne. Nik Richie is the host of a weekly web-radio show that commands a million listeners each week. And along with his wife Shayne, he will star in the upcoming VH1 reality series, Couples Therapy. The controversy has just begun.
Author : Katherine Applegate
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 736 pages
File Size : 18,66 MB
Release : 2008-05-06
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 141696133X
Previously published as a six-book series by a "New York Times"-bestselling author, the Summer series, starring Summer Smith, is now compiled into two volumes.
Author : Loretta Chase
Publisher : HarperCollins
Page : 384 pages
File Size : 17,63 MB
Release : 2015-12-29
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 0062098276
Biweekly marriage proposals from men who can't see beyond her (admittedly breathtaking) looks are starting to get on Lady Clara Fairfax's nerves. Desperate to be something more than ornamental, she escapes to her favorite charity. When a child is in trouble, she turns to tall, dark, and annoying barrister Oliver Radford. Though he's unexpectedly found himself in line to inherit a dukedom, Radford's never been part of fashionable society, and the blonde beauty, though not entirely bereft of brains, isn't part of his plans. But Clara overwhelms even his infallible logic, and when wedlock looms, all he can do is try not to lose his head over her . . . It's an inconvenient marriage by ordinary standards, but these two are far from ordinary. Can the ton's most adored heiress and London's most difficult bachelor fall victim to their own unruly desires?
Author : Photo Art Lover
Publisher :
Page : pages
File Size : 50,35 MB
Release : 2016-10-19
Category :
ISBN : 9781539611455
Hot Sexy Girls Lite Erotica Photography presents picture book of gorgeous, elegant, beautiful and sexy lingerie blondes women. Photographer Erotica Photo Art Lover picked the hottest blonde models in provocative poses to include in this book. Men will be absolutely astonished and turned on by their natural beauty and charm!
Author : Sadie Thatcher
Publisher : Sadie Thatcher
Page : 116 pages
File Size : 26,66 MB
Release :
Category : Fiction
ISBN :
Macy Young has been trapped in a time loop, living the same day over and over again until she breaks it. Or, at least she thought she broke it. It turns out her situation is far more complicated than she had ever imagined. Still the only one who experiences the time anomaly, Macy must learn to navigate her new reality, figuring out what steps she must take to simply wake up and for it be tomorrow. She must put all the pieces together, learning what behaviors are necessary and which which ones are not allowed if she wishes to advance to the next day. Otherwise, she will once again find herself repeating the same day again. What will Macy discover? How many more loops must she experience before figuring out the truth? Is there any way for Macy to save herself without changing who she is inside? Find out in One Day at a Time. This novel is a bimbo transformation story. It is the second book in the Quantum Bimbo Series. This series features a long term transformation, with the full transformation taking place over the entire series. This book begins immediately after the previous book and features significantly more bimbo transformation and activities.
Author : Joyce Carol Oates
Publisher : HarperCollins
Page : 495 pages
File Size : 45,3 MB
Release : 2017-02-14
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 0062685864
The National Book Award finalist and national bestseller exploring the life and legend of Marilyn Monroe Soon to be a Netflix Film starring Ana de Armas, Adrien Brody, Bobby Cannavale and Julianne Nicholson In one of her most ambitious works, Joyce Carol Oates boldly reimagines the inner, poetic, and spiritual life of Norma Jeane Baker—the child, the woman, the fated celebrity, and idolized blonde the world came to know as Marilyn Monroe. In a voice startlingly intimate and rich, Norma Jeane tells her own story of an emblematic American artist—intensely conflicted and driven—who had lost her way. A powerful portrait of Hollywood’s myth and an extraordinary woman’s heartbreaking reality, Blonde is a sweeping epic that pays tribute to the elusive magic and devastation behind the creation of the great 20th-century American star.
