How Do You Light a Fart
Author : Bobby Mercer
Publisher :
Page : pages
File Size : 18,18 MB
Release : 2011-09-01
Category :
ISBN : 9781446346457
How Do You Light a Fart?
Author : Bobby Mercer
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 227 pages
File Size : 45,62 MB
Release : 2009-04-18
Category : Reference
ISBN : 1440519870
Book Description
Fireworks and grenades. Grills and campfires. Burps and farts. Men get a kick out of things that go boom, things that cook with fire, and all forms of bodily gas. What they might not know is that science is what makes it all happen. This book answers all the questions guys have about their favorite topics, such as: How do you make a Lifesaver spark? How do you hotwire a car? Why do kegs float? What is PMS? Why doesn't a cell phone work in metal buildings? Serious science mixed with outrageous humor, this book promises guys the need-to-know info on sports, cars, technology, women, bodily functions, food, and more!
Catch That and Paint it Purple: A Complete Guide to Farting
Author : P. J. Whitehill
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 52 pages
File Size : 49,14 MB
Release : 2008-07-17
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1435734424
Book Description
This is the only book on the subject of farting you will ever need - or probably want. Farts are a fascinating phenomenon on many levels. A fart can be funny, repulsive, embarrassing, rude, or even dastardly (in the case of a silent one). Farts can also provoke a variety of reactions. Some will laugh, some will be indignant, and other people will simply stop coming around. But the undeniable truth about farting is that everybody does it. Yes, even women.
Fart Proudly
Author : Benjamin Franklin
Publisher : Frog Books
Page : 136 pages
File Size : 12,75 MB
Release : 2003-03-31
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781583940792
Book Description
Meet Benjamin Franklin as you’ve never met him before . . . This hilarious collection includes the Founding Father’s satirical writings on farting, adultery, and other irreverent subjects you won’t find in your history books. A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.
Fart Dictionary
Author : Scott A. Sorensen
Publisher : Running Press Adult
Page : 162 pages
File Size : 24,90 MB
Release : 2013-11-05
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0762454466
Book Description
The one and only Fart Dictionary is a hilarious, illustrated collection of fart definitions for every occasion, covering a wide range of topics. Whether it's politics, poetry, karaoke, Mardi Gras, Food Network, Jane Austen, love, war, ghosts, family, sports, fashion, Shakespeare, or vegetarians, there's a fart in this book for everyone. Examples include "apple fart: a fart that keeps the doctor away," "boomerang fart: a fart which has somehow returned to haunt you," and many, many more. Featuring whimsical artwork and all wrapped up in a classy little package, Fart Dictionary is a perfect gag gift and certain to be a hit with anyone who has ever laughed at the sound of breaking wind.
The Fart Tootorial
Author : Dan DiSorbo
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 123 pages
File Size : 31,7 MB
Release : 2013-03-19
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1452105022
Book Description
Joke book about farts, offering information on just what a fart is and how to perform certain humorous moves in association with one's farts.
The Zen of Farting
Author : Reepah Gud Wan
Publisher : Frog Books
Page : 105 pages
File Size : 15,50 MB
Release : 2003-09-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1583940855
Book Description
In 1993, a Taiwanese fisherman opened a chest that had been in his family for centuries. Inside, he found a manuscript which may be as significant as the Dead Sea scrolls—a manuscript which will revolutionize our thinking about the origins of Zen. Written on a rice paper scroll, the manuscript records the teachings of the founder of Zen, the Master Reepah Gud Wan. It makes it quite clear that Reepah, a legitimate teacher of Buddhism, was frustrated by the inability of his students to grasp the abstract concepts of the Buddha. In desperation, he decided to play a joke on them. He invented the Zen of Farting, confident that even the densest pupil would realize that he was making a joke and laugh at his excessive seriousness—not to mention his farts. The joke went over like a stale air biscuit. Soon, the Master had thousands of students eager to learn this brave new spiritual teaching, the Zen of Farting. Thus was Zen born, not of heaven, but of the 'ethereal child of earth.'
No One Likes a Fart
Author : Zoe Foster Blake
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 39,39 MB
Release : 2020-01-14
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1524791903
Book Description
Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
Can Holding in a Fart Kill You?
Author : Andrew Thompson
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 99 pages
File Size : 47,91 MB
Release : 2015-06-23
Category : Reference
ISBN : 1612435076
Book Description
The bestselling author of Hair of the Dog to Paint the Town Red share more than 150 baffling, bizarre, and enlightening facts in the fun trivia collection. This curious, captivating collection of trivia will surprise and intrigue readers with amazing answers to questions like: • Is Jurassic Park possible? • What causes “the shakes” after drinking a lot of alcohol? • Why do dogs walk in circles before lying down? • What makes popcorn pop? The follow-up to the bestselling What Did We Use Before Toilet Paper?, Can Holding in a Fart Kill You? has even more fun and fascinating trivia. Perfect for the ever-curious trivia lover, this book is the ultimate in truly extraordinary information. From silly to serious to outright bizarre, this expansive collection offers surprising answers and unexpected facts on everything from history and science to pop culture and nature. From the everyday to the fantastical—it's all here. “A very handy book that could honestly, save their life—or just answer all those questions they’re maybe too embarrassed to even google.” —Buzzfeed
A Metaphysical and Anecdotal Consideration of the Fart
Author : Gloria Klein
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 138 pages
File Size : 49,92 MB
Release : 2008-03-07
Category : Art
ISBN : 1304570835
Book Description
A book that breaks new wind on the subject of farts and the meaning of life. It will be feared by tyrants everywhere.
