How Receptionists Swear Coloring Book


Book Description

Looking for funny gifts for Receptionists? This Clean Swear Word Coloring Book is Perfect! In this book we have put together a list of hilarious, clean swear words that Receptionists definitely can use! Funny and cheap gift ideas for Receptionists are hard to come by but we think we've made a great one with this Receptionist coloring book! Way more interesting than a pair of socks or a t-shirt. This hilarious non-sweary coloring book for grown ups will create plenty of laughs all round. If you have a friend or family member who appreciates funny gift ideas then you have come to the right place. Not only is this clean swear word adult coloring book an absolute bargain, but the hilarious non-sweary quotes in this adult coloring book are bound to bring a big smile to your favorite Receptionist's face! We know how hard it can be to find gifts for Receptionists, so we hope we have made life easier for you!




50 Shades of Receptionists Bullsh*t


Book Description

Are you a Receptionist who's just looking to color cuss words and relax after a long day? Need a good laugh?! Or if you have a family member or friend who works as a(an) Receptionist then this book makes a fantastic funny gift idea for him/*her! This funny Receptionist inspired Adult coloring book is just what a(an) Receptionist needs to stay inspired and excited for the day. Every Receptionist has a nice collection of booklets and notepads, but not many of them will have a full coloring book of funny and safe for work cuss words that every Receptionist wants to say during the day.Being a(an) Receptionist is extremely stressful, and if you are going to let a curse word out, it might as well be a safe one! ★This color book is perfect as a gift at the beginning or end of the year, or during Receptionist Appreciation Week, or just a simple and fun way to say thank you.★ Why Our Coloring Books? Stress relieving seamless patterns on reverse pages Subject Related Words and sayings 108 pages (total) Professional 48 Awesome high quality designs from start to finish Single sided coloring pages allow for the pages to be removed Suitable for markers, felt tips, gel pens, coloring pencils and more due to single sided, removable pages Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Premium matte-finish cover design Large Format Paper: 8 x 11 inches (21.59 x .94cm) comfortably large to draw on




Namaste Motherf*cker


Book Description

SWEARING WORD COLORING BOOK FOR RECEPTIONIST A Book is full of various designs of abstractions, mandalas, animals, houses. These pages of cuss words are sure to bring a smile to anyone. Realise your inner creativity side with these sweary pages and complex designs! Funny and relieving time guaranteed. Perfect for yourself, perfect as a gift for special person. Book Contains: 30 single sided pages to color. Abstractions, Mandalas, Animals, Houses. 1 maze at the end.




Receptionist Coloring Book


Book Description

Get the best Receptionist Adult Coloring book to relief and mood lifting. You will feel very good after done the coloring of one page. This coloring book contains funny and humorous Receptionist related designs and sayings surrounded by beautiful patterns, mandalas, and flowers, etc... Coloring Book Features: 8.5""x11"" Softcover Coloring Book. White pages to make your own background color. Very helpful for Stress relief. Swear word pages. Perfect size to easily fit in your purse or backpack. This Book makes a Perfect Gift for any Receptionists / GET YOURS NOW!!




Fazarell (The Brother's Curse Saga Book 4)


Book Description

Is it possible to dream of a past life you think existed? Imagine a world without evil entities, spells, and the Amethyst stone. In 2025, Crystal Francois now questions her sanity when placed into a new dimension where second chances and a perfect life exist. After waking up from a terrifying reverie she had on a plane, Crystal struggles to go back to seemingly everyday life in the peaceful and quiet town of Lakeview Falls. Surrounded by family and close friends she loves, Crystal senses an unexplainable feeling within her that does not feel right. For the past two years, she cannot seem to rid of recurring dreams about a man named Jason Holliston. She believes he might be someone she knows but cannot remember who he is, which physically haunts her. As Crystal digs deeper into finding out who Jason is and why she has a strong connection to him, life takes a dangerous turn. Sinister visions and an otherworldly entity start to mess with everyone around her as she gets closer to the truth. Embarking on a dangerous journey to discover what is real and what's not in her life, an unexpected friendship comes forth with secrets and revelations that will force Crystal to make a choice that can put her life in grave danger. Was Crystal better off living with the existence of the Amethyst, or is it the beginning of a new nightmare without it?




Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead


Book Description

"Gilda, a twenty-something, atheist, animal-loving lesbian, cannot stop ruminating about death. Desperate for relief from her panicky mind and alienated from her repressive family, she responds to a flyer for free therapy at a local Catholic church, and finds herself being greeted by Father Jeff, who assumes she's there for a job interview. Too embarrassed to correct him, Gilda is abruptly hired to replace the recently deceased receptionist Grace. In between trying to memorize the lines to Catholic mass, hiding the fact that she has a new girlfriend, and erecting a dirty dish tower in her crumbling apartment, Gilda strikes up an email correspondence with Grace's old friend. She can't bear to ignore the kindly old woman, who has been trying to reach her friend through the church inbox, but she also can't bring herself to break the bad news. Desperate, she begins impersonating Grace via email. But when the police discover suspicious circumstances surrounding Grace's death, Gilda may have to finally reveal the truth of her mortifying existence."--Amazon.




The Curse of the Holy Pail


Book Description

Is the "Holy Pail" cursed? Every owner of the vintage Chappy Wheeler lunchbox—a prototype based on the 1940s TV western—has died. And now Sterling Price, business tycoon and a client of Odelia Grey's law firm, has been fatally poisoned. Is it a coincidence that Price's one-of-a-kind lunch pail—worth over thirty grand—has disappeared at the same time? Treading cautiously since a recent run-in with a bullet, Odelia takes small bites of this juicy, calorie-free mystery—and is soon ravenous for more! Her research reveals a sixty-year-old unsolved murder and Price's gold-digging ex-fiancée with two married men wrapped around her breasts...uh, finger. Mix in a surprise marriage proposal that sends an uncertain Odelia into chocolate sedation, and you've got an unruly recipe for delicious disaster. Praise: "I'd like to spend more time with Sue Ann Jaffarian's Odelia."—The New York Times "Plus-size paralegal Odelia Grey gets more than she bargained for when she accepts an unusual gift from a favorite client...Jaffarian plays the formula with finesse, keeping love problems firmly in the background while giving her heroine room to use her ample wit and grit."—Kirkus Reviews "Jaffarian offers the perfectly flawed alternative for readers sick and tired of picture-perfect characters." —Booklist "Odelia Grey is a keeper."—Library Journal "Jaffarian's writing is sharp and sassy—like her protagonist—and she knows how to keep the suspense high."—Mystery Scene "I have enjoyed both books in the series. Odelia is a resourceful woman, and I didn't chafe at her amateur sleuthing. The book has an inspired cookie recipe."—Deadly Pleasures "Even better than her first...a major hoot!"—Thomas B. Sawyer, bestselling author of TheSixteenth Man, former head writer/producer of Murder, She Wrote "Odelia Gray is a wonderful addition to the mystery genre, a smart, funny, engaging plus-size heroine who takes readers on a plus-size ride. You root for her, laugh with her and cheer at her ultimate triumph. If I were in trouble, I'd want Odelia on my side."—Denise Hamilton, Edgar and Willa Cather Award-finalist and national bestselling author of Prisoner of Memory "More fun than a lunch pail full of plump paralegals, The Curse of the Holy Pail is a tale as bouncy as its bodacious protagonist."—Bill Fitzhugh, author of Highway 61 and Resurfaced "With a legendary curse, a possibly murderous little person, ruthless heirs, [and] charismatic thugs... a lively caper that will keep you guessing right till the end."—Kris Neri, award-winning author of the Tracy Eaton mysteries "A funny read, with off the wall characters, a twisty plot and not a surplus calorie to be had. Recommended."—Bookbitch.com "Well written and nicely paced, this is a good beach or airplane read."—Cycling.Finial.com "Big women of the world, hang on to your hats, you're going to love Sue Ann Jaffarian's plus-sized Odelia Grey, amateur sleuth. This is funny, sexy, romantic, you name it, all wrapped up in one great mystery."—Cozylibrary.com




Brimstone: Book One of the Forged by Magic Trilogy


Book Description

Genivieve Belaveau has lived in this dimension for almost five hundred years. Mistreated for centuries, first, by the Troll that brought her here then by the Elve King who claimed to love her. She finally managed escape over three hundred years ago and never looked back. Working for Prima, an organization created to help right wrongs, she thought she was on the right side only to be manipulated by the leader of the company into stealing an ancient knife belonging to the one species on the planet that she had been avoiding at all costs...the Fey. It wasn't that she didn't like the Fey. Oh, she liked one particular Fey a little too much. It was her fear of those feelings that has had her keeping her distance. Because he was not just any Fey but their Dragon bound Prince who wants to claim her as his mate. With her friend's life on the line she must travel to Scotland, seduce a Prince, and try to steal one of his people's relics. Only, nothing goes as planned. Her over-bearing brother in law, the Vampire King, sends an escort aiming to not only protect her but date her as well. She finds the Prince still has the same hold on her as before and that stealing from him is a lot harder than imagined. Things go horribly awry in the back alley of a Glasgow street and now she has another friend in need of her protection. How will she juggle the lives of her friends while evading the one man her body craves like no other? Not to mention surviving the mission while being attacked at every corner. At least she has Brimstone to send those Demon back to Hell where they belong. This is book One of the Forged by Magic Trilogy and is an Amazon exclusive read. Iron Made - Book two is currently available. Ange Noir - A prequel novella is currently available. Dragon's Flame - New!! Book three is now available. For more information on S. L. Gavyn's books visit http://www.slgavyn.wordpress.com or check her out on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/slgavyn.




Unicorns Are Jerks


Book Description

Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way




Curse of the Crystal Dragon


Book Description

No good deed goes unpunished.What seemed like a simple act of kindness by Thomas Eberle changes his life forever and leads him down paths of adventure and danger.