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How to Be a Total Loser

Author : Sam Choo

Publisher : Hope Publishing

Page : 48 pages

File Size : 49,50 MB

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Category : Business & Economics

ISBN :

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How to Be a Total Loser: A Step-by-Step Guide to Failure Welcome to the ultimate anti-self-help guide! Are you tired of the endless advice on how to succeed, thrive, and reach your full potential? Ready for a refreshing, humorous, and downright hilarious take on what not to do? Then this book is for you! In How to Be a Total Loser: A Step-by-Step Guide to Failure, you’ll embark on a journey through the art of failure, exploring the best practices for flunking school, tanking your career, sabotaging relationships, wrecking your health, mismanaging your finances, ruining your social life, making terrible decisions, avoiding personal growth, and ensuring perpetual unhappiness. With wit, sarcasm, and a playful tone, this book turns conventional advice on its head, using reverse psychology to reveal the path to success by highlighting the pitfalls to avoid. Laugh out loud as you read real-life scenarios of spectacular failure, all while picking up valuable lessons on what it truly takes to live a fulfilling and prosperous life. Highlights include: Mastering the Art of Procrastination: Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow? Perfecting the Skill of Being Unreliable: Make sure no one can ever count on you! Ignoring All Financial Advice: Who needs budgets when you can live on the edge? Holding Grudges: Because forgiveness is overrated. Embracing a Fixed Mindset: Why grow when you can stay comfortably mediocre? But here’s the twist—How to Be a Total Loser isn’t just about embracing failure. It’s a tongue-in-cheek manual that ultimately guides you towards success by showing you what not to do. Each chapter is packed with humor, irony, and clever insights that will make you laugh and think. So, if you’re ready to turn your life around by learning from the worst possible advice, this book is your perfect companion. Discover how to avoid the common pitfalls of failure and unlock the secrets to a happier, more successful you—one hilarious misstep at a time. Grab your copy today and start your journey to success by mastering the art of being a total loser!



Life as a Loser

Author : Will Leitch

Publisher : Arriviste Press, Inc.

Page : 207 pages

File Size : 27,56 MB

Release : 2005-05-15

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 0974627003

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Every company he works for goes bankrupt. His landlord just kicked him out. His parents think he's a failure. He can barely scrape up enough pennies to take the subway. And he's still dealing with his fiance leaving him on national TV. Welcome to the world of Will Leitch. In this hilarious collection, Leitch takes us on journey from small-town Illinois to the madness of Manhattan and back again.



Be a Loser!

Author : Greer Childers

Publisher : Three Rivers Press

Page : 212 pages

File Size : 16,79 MB

Release : 2000

Category : Health & Fitness

ISBN : 9780812931419

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Through the daily, fifteenminute routine of breathing, isometrics, and isotonic exercises that makes up her BodyFlex program, the star of a bestselling series of videotapes shows readers how to slim down and attain good muscle tone. Reprint.



Loser

Author : Jerry Spinelli

Publisher : Harper Collins

Page : 228 pages

File Size : 18,85 MB

Release : 2009-10-13

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 0061756822

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From renowned Newbery-winning author Jerry Spinelli comes a powerful story about how not fitting in just might lead to an incredible life. This classic book is perfect for fans of Gordon Korman and Carl Hiaasen. Just like other kids, Zinkoff rides his bike, hopes for snow days, and wants to be like his dad when he grows up. But Zinkoff also raises his hand with all the wrong answers, trips over his own feet, and falls down with laughter over a word like "Jabip." Other kids have their own word to describe him, but Zinkoff is too busy to hear it. He doesn't know he's not like everyone else. And one winter night, Zinkoff's differences show that any name can someday become "hero." With some of his finest writing to date and great wit and humor, Jerry Spinelli creates a story about a boy's individuality surpassing the need to fit in and the genuine importance of failure. As readers follow Zinkoff from first through sixth grade, it becomes impossible not to identify with and root for him through failures and triumphs. The perfect classroom read.



Most Guys Are Losers (and How to Find a Winner)

Author : Mark Berzins

Publisher :

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 33,7 MB

Release : 2015-04-17

Category : Dating (Social customs)

ISBN : 9781504905404

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What dating advice would you give your daughter as she heads out into the real world? If you re pub-owner Mark Berzins, who has literally seen it all during his 21-year bar career, you would create a handbook and give it to her as a graduation gift. Frank and humorous, here is his perspective on finding a Good Man...and avoiding the Losers! "Remember the name Mark Berzins-he is as eloquent, passionate, informative, empowering, self-aware, funny, entertaining, and insightful as they come. He understands what makes men tick, what women want, and what all of us really need on our journey to find love and happiness." -Brian Howie, producer of "The Great Love Debate" and author of How to Find Love in 60 Seconds"



Red Flags

Author : Gary S. Aumiller

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 263 pages

File Size : 18,92 MB

Release : 1999-09-01

Category : Family & Relationships

ISBN : 110111908X

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Sure, he's gorgeous, funny, and charming—but early in any doomed relationship there are warning signals foretelling the bad news to come. Studies show that most women will try to justify these signs, excusing them so they don't interfere with their fantasy of having met the perfect man. Unfortunately, such signs are usually all too prophetic—they are the essence of what Gary Aumiller and Daniel Goldfarb call "Red Flags." The question then becomes how to detect and respond to a Red Flag before it's too late. This first-of-its-kind book will help readers determine a man's all-important "loser potential" within the first three dates. Each chapter includes a profile of a different loser, a post-date quiz to help you determine if Mr. Right is Mr. Wrong, and important information about the best way to break up with him. Red Flags has all the fun of a magazine quiz combined with the expertise of psychologists who specialize in the techniques used by the police to profile criminals. They know how to spot the rejects—and now you will, too!



Trump's America

Author : Scott Dikkers

Publisher : Micro Publishing Media, INC

Page : 170 pages

File Size : 40,18 MB

Release : 2016-04-15

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1944068171

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This book is important, and not just because it's about Donald Trump. It is essential reading for anyone who wants to discover the official Trump Brand Origin Story, to learn his positions on vital issues like the military—“Are These the Biggest Missiles We Have?", science— “If Einstein Was So Smart, Why Wasn't He Rich?" and good government—“ Of the Good People, By the Good People, and For the Good People”. Through hilarious stories, photo mashups, official documents, and future newspaper clippings, readers will experience life under the leadership of President Trump. This is the road map every citizen needs to thrive and survive in a "Trumpocalypse."Remember, it will be Trump’s America, but you have to live in it.



Loser/Queen

Author : Jodi Lynn Anderson

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 276 pages

File Size : 24,24 MB

Release : 2010-12-21

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN : 1416996478

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Cammy Hall is what anyone would describe as a loser. She lives with her grandparents and has adopted their way of life… right down to the comfortable shoes and early bedtime. And can she help it that she actually likes to knit? At school, her skills with knitting needles and some yarn go completely unappreciated: people like Bekka Bell reign while Cammy and her best friend, the fearless Danish exchange student Gerdi, watch from the sidelines. Cammy’s used to being an outsider; after years of humiliating moments, her goal is simply to fly under the radar. Then she suddenly starts receiving mysterious text messages that lead her right to all the embarrassing secrets about the most popular kids in school. Cammy never expected to be able to climb up the high school food chain, and the agenda of the texter may be questionable—but how can she possibly give up the chance to be Queen? This is the print version of the groundbreaking online interactive serial LOSER/QUEEN that premiered in July 2010 on www.loserqueen.com. Each week, readers voted on major plot twists. The winning choice was then encorporated into the next week's chapters. Now that voting—and the book—are complete, LOSER/QUEEN will be published as a paperback and packed with extras from the author… and readers will have the opportunity to own the book they helped create! Jodi Lynn Anderson, the national bestselling author of Peaches and The Secrets of Peaches, has lived in Georgia, Costa Rica, and New York, but she currently lives in Washington, D.C. Brittney Lee is a designer and animator. She lives in Emeryville, CA.



The Biggest Loser 30-Day Jump Start

Author : Cheryl Forberg

Publisher : Rodale Books

Page : 322 pages

File Size : 25,1 MB

Release : 2009-02-17

Category : Health & Fitness

ISBN : 1605295698

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Over the last six seasons of The Biggest Loser, you've watched as contestants shed pounds, got healthy, and dramatically changed their lives for the better. In fact, you may have been so inspired by the show's remarkable success stories that you've considered embarking on your own weight loss journey. If you're looking to get healthy now, there's good news: You don't have to spend time at the ranch to benefit from The Biggest Loser magic. The Biggest Loser 30-Day Jump Start brings all of the secrets of the ranch right into your own home. The Biggest Loser experts—the same ones who advise the contestants—are here to walk you through a 30-day plan that will kick off your weight loss and help you build new, healthy habits. In this book you'll find easy-to-follow menus, recipes, exercise plans, and motivation for each day of the week. You'll also find helpful tips and advice from past Biggest Losers who have been in your shoes, including the nine contestants from Season 7 who left the ranch early to follow this very plan at home. So far, the Biggest Losers have lost more than a combined 10,000 pounds. But for each of them, the journey started with a commitment: to health, to weight loss, and to themselves. The first steps toward a healthier future are in this book—what are you waiting for? Make the commitment, take the leap—and begin your 30 day jump start today!



How to Be a Total Loser and Feel Better Than You Ever Have.

Author : Jo Michaels

Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Page : 112 pages

File Size : 46,38 MB

Release : 2017-11-29

Category :

ISBN : 9781981281190

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Are you sick and tired of being sick and tired? Want to learn how to eat better and maybe lose a little weight along the way? Need a realistic plan you'll be able to stick to for the long haul? Then this is the book for you. There are no fad diets on the pages of this book, and no magic secret formula that'll make you half the woman/man you are. What's in here is real, sensible advice, and a ton of tips and tricks to help you ease into a newer, healthier you. You'll be a total loser. You'll lose the fatigue, that general blah feeling, and maybe even a few pounds (or several), but you'll start feeling better than you thought was possible in a very short amount of time. Best of all? It's not a plan that strips you of the things you love most. It only teaches you how to alter those things slightly, or look for better alternatives, so you can improve your overall health. So, dive in, and become a total loser that wins in every way.