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How to Be a Total Loser

Author : Sam Choo

Publisher : Hope Publishing

Page : 48 pages

File Size : 10,29 MB

Release :

Category : Business & Economics

ISBN :

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How to Be a Total Loser: A Step-by-Step Guide to Failure Welcome to the ultimate anti-self-help guide! Are you tired of the endless advice on how to succeed, thrive, and reach your full potential? Ready for a refreshing, humorous, and downright hilarious take on what not to do? Then this book is for you! In How to Be a Total Loser: A Step-by-Step Guide to Failure, you’ll embark on a journey through the art of failure, exploring the best practices for flunking school, tanking your career, sabotaging relationships, wrecking your health, mismanaging your finances, ruining your social life, making terrible decisions, avoiding personal growth, and ensuring perpetual unhappiness. With wit, sarcasm, and a playful tone, this book turns conventional advice on its head, using reverse psychology to reveal the path to success by highlighting the pitfalls to avoid. Laugh out loud as you read real-life scenarios of spectacular failure, all while picking up valuable lessons on what it truly takes to live a fulfilling and prosperous life. Highlights include: Mastering the Art of Procrastination: Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow? Perfecting the Skill of Being Unreliable: Make sure no one can ever count on you! Ignoring All Financial Advice: Who needs budgets when you can live on the edge? Holding Grudges: Because forgiveness is overrated. Embracing a Fixed Mindset: Why grow when you can stay comfortably mediocre? But here’s the twist—How to Be a Total Loser isn’t just about embracing failure. It’s a tongue-in-cheek manual that ultimately guides you towards success by showing you what not to do. Each chapter is packed with humor, irony, and clever insights that will make you laugh and think. So, if you’re ready to turn your life around by learning from the worst possible advice, this book is your perfect companion. Discover how to avoid the common pitfalls of failure and unlock the secrets to a happier, more successful you—one hilarious misstep at a time. Grab your copy today and start your journey to success by mastering the art of being a total loser!



Life as a Loser

Author : Will Leitch

Publisher : Arriviste Press, Inc.

Page : 207 pages

File Size : 18,7 MB

Release : 2005-05-15

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 0974627003

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Every company he works for goes bankrupt. His landlord just kicked him out. His parents think he's a failure. He can barely scrape up enough pennies to take the subway. And he's still dealing with his fiance leaving him on national TV. Welcome to the world of Will Leitch. In this hilarious collection, Leitch takes us on journey from small-town Illinois to the madness of Manhattan and back again.



Loser/Queen

Author : Jodi Lynn Anderson

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 276 pages

File Size : 44,96 MB

Release : 2010-12-21

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN : 1416996478

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Cammy Hall is what anyone would describe as a loser. She lives with her grandparents and has adopted their way of life… right down to the comfortable shoes and early bedtime. And can she help it that she actually likes to knit? At school, her skills with knitting needles and some yarn go completely unappreciated: people like Bekka Bell reign while Cammy and her best friend, the fearless Danish exchange student Gerdi, watch from the sidelines. Cammy’s used to being an outsider; after years of humiliating moments, her goal is simply to fly under the radar. Then she suddenly starts receiving mysterious text messages that lead her right to all the embarrassing secrets about the most popular kids in school. Cammy never expected to be able to climb up the high school food chain, and the agenda of the texter may be questionable—but how can she possibly give up the chance to be Queen? This is the print version of the groundbreaking online interactive serial LOSER/QUEEN that premiered in July 2010 on www.loserqueen.com. Each week, readers voted on major plot twists. The winning choice was then encorporated into the next week's chapters. Now that voting—and the book—are complete, LOSER/QUEEN will be published as a paperback and packed with extras from the author… and readers will have the opportunity to own the book they helped create! Jodi Lynn Anderson, the national bestselling author of Peaches and The Secrets of Peaches, has lived in Georgia, Costa Rica, and New York, but she currently lives in Washington, D.C. Brittney Lee is a designer and animator. She lives in Emeryville, CA.



Be a Loser!

Author : Greer Childers

Publisher : Three Rivers Press

Page : 212 pages

File Size : 46,7 MB

Release : 2000

Category : Health & Fitness

ISBN : 9780812931419

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Through the daily, fifteenminute routine of breathing, isometrics, and isotonic exercises that makes up her BodyFlex program, the star of a bestselling series of videotapes shows readers how to slim down and attain good muscle tone. Reprint.



Loserthink

Author : Scott Adams

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 258 pages

File Size : 35,69 MB

Release : 2019-11-05

Category : Business & Economics

ISBN : 0593083539

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From the creator of Dilbert and author of Win Bigly, a guide to spotting and avoiding loserthink: sneaky mental habits trapping victims in their own bubbles of reality. If you've been on social media lately, or turned on your TV, you may have noticed a lot of dumb ideas floating around. "We know when history will repeat and when it won't." "We can tell the difference between evidence and coincidences." "The simplest explanation is usually true." Wrong, wrong, and dangerous! If we're not careful, loserthink would have us believe that every Trump supporter is a bigoted racist, addicts should be responsible for fixing the opioid epidemic, and that your relationship fell apart simply because you chewed with your mouth open. Even the smartest people can slip into loserthink's seductive grasp. This book will teach you how to spot and avoid it--and will give you scripts to respond when hollow arguments are being brandished against you, whether by well-intentioned friends, strangers on the internet, or political pundits. You'll also learn how to spot the underlying causes of loserthink, like the inability to get ego out of your decisions, thinking with words instead of reasons, failing to imagine alternative explanations, and making too much of coincidences. Your bubble of reality doesn't have to be a prison. This book will show you how to break free--and, what's more, to be among the most perceptive and respected thinkers in every conversation.



I am so over being a Loser

Author : Jim Smith

Publisher : Egmont UK

Page : 225 pages

File Size : 39,20 MB

Release : 2013-08-05

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1780313799

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Roald Dahl Funny Prize-winning series, perfect for fans of Dennis the Menace, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Tom Gates, and Mr Gum. ‘My mum’s embarrassing enough just being my mum, but now she’s won The Voice of Feeko’s competition it’s even worse.’ Barry’s mum has become a bit of celebrity, and now he can’t go anywhere without seeing a poster of her eating a chocolate digestive or wiggling her bum in a pair of jeans. It’s so annoy-embarrassing, and everyone at school is making fun of him. Have you got all of Jim Smith’s amazekeel books? I am not a Loser I am still not a Loser I am so over being a Loser I am sort of a Loser Barry Loser and the holiday of doom Barry Loser and the case of the crumpled carton Barry Loser’s ultimate book of keelness Barry Loser hates half term Future Ratboy and the attack of the killer robot grannies Jim Smith is the keelest kids’ book author in the whole wide world amen. He graduated from art school with first class honours (the best you can get) and went on to create the branding for a sweet little chain of coffee shops. He also designs cards and gifts under the name Waldo Pancake.



Red Flags

Author : Gary S. Aumiller

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 289 pages

File Size : 30,58 MB

Release : 1999-09-01

Category : Family & Relationships

ISBN : 110111908X

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Sure, he's gorgeous, funny, and charming—but early in any doomed relationship there are warning signals foretelling the bad news to come. Studies show that most women will try to justify these signs, excusing them so they don't interfere with their fantasy of having met the perfect man. Unfortunately, such signs are usually all too prophetic—they are the essence of what Gary Aumiller and Daniel Goldfarb call "Red Flags." The question then becomes how to detect and respond to a Red Flag before it's too late. This first-of-its-kind book will help readers determine a man's all-important "loser potential" within the first three dates. Each chapter includes a profile of a different loser, a post-date quiz to help you determine if Mr. Right is Mr. Wrong, and important information about the best way to break up with him. Red Flags has all the fun of a magazine quiz combined with the expertise of psychologists who specialize in the techniques used by the police to profile criminals. They know how to spot the rejects—and now you will, too!



Winning the Loser's Game

Author : Charles D. Ellis

Publisher : McGraw Hill Professional

Page : 200 pages

File Size : 29,17 MB

Release : 2002

Category : Business & Economics

ISBN : 9780071387675

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"Winning the Loser's Game is considered by many to be a classic analysis of investing."­­Financial Planning The premise of the bestselling Winning the Loser's Game­­that individual investors can achieve far greater success working with financial markets than against them­­has grown increasingly popular in today's hard-to-predict markets. The latest edition of this concise yet comprehensive classic offers updated strategies to leverage the power of time and compounding, protect against down cycles, and more.



From Loser to Winner

Author : Samina Saifee

Publisher : Partridge Publishing

Page : 111 pages

File Size : 23,82 MB

Release : 2014-10-14

Category : Self-Help

ISBN : 1482838699

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The author delivers her message which helps you to know how you can achieve a remarkable success, by reaching the heights of destiny beginning right from where you stand now. It is an adventurous expedition where you discover the facts of leading a life from being a loser to a winner. The book from loser to winner makes you boost your morale with drastic changes in your persona. A loser stands the chance to win if he follows this thirty steps of marching ahead struggling for the achievement of success all throughout his life. This book makes you indulge into a thrilling experience from where you stand to where you need to go.



Trump's America

Author : Scott Dikkers

Publisher : Micro Publishing Media, INC

Page : 170 pages

File Size : 27,26 MB

Release : 2016-04-15

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1944068171

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This book is important, and not just because it's about Donald Trump. It is essential reading for anyone who wants to discover the official Trump Brand Origin Story, to learn his positions on vital issues like the military—“Are These the Biggest Missiles We Have?", science— “If Einstein Was So Smart, Why Wasn't He Rich?" and good government—“ Of the Good People, By the Good People, and For the Good People”. Through hilarious stories, photo mashups, official documents, and future newspaper clippings, readers will experience life under the leadership of President Trump. This is the road map every citizen needs to thrive and survive in a "Trumpocalypse."Remember, it will be Trump’s America, but you have to live in it.