How to Cope with a Massive Penis: Inappropriate| Hilarious Notebook Disguised As a Real Book


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How To Cope With A Massive Penis Funny Notebook disguised as a real book. A great gift idea for your friends, family or co-workers, that is sure to get everyone's attention and make them laugh. Play a practical joke with your co-workers or your family by getting this journal. Features: Size: 6" x 9" inch Paper: College-ruled on white paper Pages: 110 high quality pages Cover: Premium matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college Makes a great Christmas, birthday, mothers day, graduation or beginning of the school year gift for Men & Women and Boys & Girls Hand-designed, Unique gift. Disclaimer: this notebook has no content. It is a 110 page 6"x9" ruled paperback notebook designed to fool people into thinking it's the real thing.




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How to cope with a MASSIVE PENIS: Hilarious, Inappropriate and downright rude, this outrageous, novelty notebook is the perfect gift, guaranteed to raise eyebrows. Play a hilarious practical joke on your friends by gifting them this laugh out loud, customised journal. Watch the reaction of your co workers when they see this sat on your desk or check out the strange looks when you get this out on the subway, tube or bus. Give this notebook as a birthday, Christmas, weddings or just because. The look on the recipients face will be priceless! Imagine your in-laws faces when they see this sat on your bookshelf or coffee table. From the blurb: For some it may sound like a blessing, but for those who truly suffer this terrible syndrome it can be quite awful. This book is a personal account of how the author overcame his problem and came out smiling. For Karl, that all too familiar sound of "It's too big" still haunts him to this day but now he has found solace in helping others cope with their massive penis Features: Size: 6" x 9" inch Paper: College-ruled on white paper Pages: 150 high quality pages Cover: Soft, matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college Makes a great Christmas, birthday, mothers day, graduation or beginning of the school year gift for Men & Women and Boys & Girls Hand designed, Unique gift. Disclaimer: this note book has no content. It is a 150 page 6"x9" ruled paperback notebook designed to fool people into thinking it's the real thing.




Human Taxidermy a Complete Guide


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Do You Want a Book To Fool Your Friends or Someone ? Do you want to spread a smile on the faces of your loved ones ? This book is your best choice. - Imagine your in-laws faces when they see this sat on your bookshelf or coffee table. - Watch the reaction of your workers when they see this sat on your desk or check out the strange looks when you get this out on the subway, tube or bus. - Play a hilarious practical joke on your friends by gifting them this laugh out loud, customised journal. - Give this notebook as a birthday, Christmas, weddings or just because. The look on the recipients face will be priceless! Create an atmosphere of fun with our books. You can Also Return The Notebook if You Don't Like it. Your Opinion Important to us. We Work Hard to Improve our Products. For More Joke Notebooks Check My Brand Name. The Team, Thank's For Your Loyalty. details: -Covere: Matte finish -Paper: White -Size: 6 x 9 inches -Pages: 120 pages Note: this note book has no content. It is a 120 page 6"x9" ruled paperback notebook designed to fool people into thinking it's the real thing.




50 Ways to Eat Cock


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This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock. All other "cock" books are impostors!" "Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food." -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions"How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!" -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark ShowCurious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift!* If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.




How to Live with a Huge Penis


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Is Bigger Really Better? Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on • Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family • Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis • Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis • and much, much more Complete with prayers, poetry, a daily affirmations journal, and thoughtful quotations from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes.




Living With A Small Penis


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Living With A Small Penis is an empty book designed to be used for comical effect. Possibly as part of a best man speech to the groom. Or at stag, bachelor party present. There is no content and no advice on living with a small penis. There is plenty of room inside to write your own advice.




Natural Harvest


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Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!




Super Easy Meth Recipes You Can Make at Home: Inappropriate, Outrageously Funny Joke Notebook Disguised as a Real 6x9 Paperback - Fool Your Friends Wi


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Super Easy Meth Recipes You Can Make At Home: Hilarious, Inappropriate and downright rude, this outrageous, novelty notebook is the perfect gift, guaranteed to raise eyebrows. Play a hilarious practical joke on your friends by gifting them this laugh out loud, customised journal. Watch the reaction of your co workers when they see this sat on your desk or check out the strange looks when you get this out on the subway, tube or bus. Give this notebook as a birthday, Christmas, weddings or just because. The look on the recipients face will be priceless! Imagine your in-laws faces when they see this sat on your bookshelf or coffee table. From the blurb: Super easy Meth recipes that you can make at home takes the fumes, stench and risk out of cooking up a batch of the good stuff and brings with it quality clear instructions that a 5 year old could understand. These recipes will literally bring the house down! "our favourite new recipe book, I particularly like the shake and bake method." - Meth Monthly magazine. "the great thing about this recipe book unlike the others is that I can do around the kids knowing they're safe from harm" - Amazon user. Features: Size: 6" x 9" inch Paper: College-ruled on white paper Pages: 150 high quality pages Cover: Soft, matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college Makes a great Christmas, birthday, mothers day, graduation or beginning of the school year gift for Women and Girls Hand designed, Unique gift. Disclaimer: this note book has no content. It is a 150 page 6"x9" ruled paperback notebook designed to fool people into thinking it's the real thing.




The Small Penis Bible


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IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM... After living with penis size anxiety for most of his 50 years author, Ant Smith, decided we needed an honest self-help book on the subject. Something to turn up in search results other than the endless (and expensive) so called 'enlargement guides'. After organising London's first ever Big Small Penis Party and giving countless interviews on what it's like living with a little willy, Ant has plenty to say on the matter! You will read the only methods for penis enlargement in this book. But more importantly you will read how to overcome the anxiety itself - because without managing that, no size is ever going to lead to peace. THIS IS A REALLY TOUGH SUBJECT so there is plenty of humour, candour and real-life stories in these pages. If you are suffering yourself, or if you are body-positive, or if you are just curious THIS is a must read.




How to Masturbate at Your Office Without Getting Caught: Inappropriate| Funny Notebook Disguised As a Real Book


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How To Masturbate At Your Office And Not Get Caught Hilarious Notebook With Funny Cover That Is Sure To Get Everyone's, Eyes Rolling. This notebook is a great gift idea for your friends, co-worker, staff, and colleagues. Specifications: 6*9 inches 120 high-quality pages premium matte finish cover Suitable as a gift on any occasion