How to Pulverize Pirates


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The next paperback installment in the How to Banish Fears series, How to Pulverize Pirates is a book for kids who are scared of these swashbuckling characters. Written by a psychologist to help children face their fears, How to Pulverize Pirates is filled with zany illustrations that will make confronting these fearsome rogues fun for kids. Also included are stickers that will delight young readers. This book is a follow-up to the popular How to Mash Monsters, How to Get Rid of Ghosts, and How to Demolish Dinosaurs. With their wooden legs, menacing laughs, and scary eye patches, pirates are truly terrifying! Fortunately, none of them are invincible, and even the toughest have their weaknesses . . . This book reveals the most precious of treasures: unbeatable tricks to make a pirate walk the plank! Argh! All aboard, and happy reading! With whimsical text and illustrations, How to Pulverize Pirates will help kids banish their fears—and have fun doing it! Kids will love these clever tricks and tips for getting rid of pirates.




How to Ward Off Wolves


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With clever text and whimsical illustrations, How to Ward Off Wolves will help kids banish their fears—and have fun doing it! What child, big or small, has not shivered at the idea of a wolf lurking beneath his bed? Because yes, it’s true, all kinds of wolves, huge, hairy, and scary, inspire fear. . . . Luckily, this book makes them seem less terrible, and much easier to ward off!




Pirates & Patriots, Tales of the Delaware Coast


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Libraries, archives, and museums reveal clues to the colorful characters lining the history of Delaware, from its earliest colonial days to the invention of the "beach resort" and the founding of the nation's "Summer Capital" to World War II and the present. Author Michael Morgan brings together this kaleidoscopic view of the men of the sea and the beachfront tycoons who shaped Delaware and its role in the development of America, in war, politics, and business, from the Europeans' arrival at Cape Henlopen until modern times. While the intrepid patriot Henry Fisher and the infamous serial killer Patty Cannon are not known beyond the boundaries of southern Delaware, others such as William Penn, Captain Kidd and the DuPonts enjoy more widespread reputations. Here, tales of shipwrecks and rumrunners combine with the politics of slavery and suffrage to illuminate the history of one corner of the United States, a microcosm that synthesizes light on various facets of the development of the United States in a broader context. * Michael Morgan pens a weekly column, "Delaware Diary," in the Delaware Coast Press and has authored many stories for The Baltimore Sun, Maryland Magazine, Civil War Times Illustrated, America's Civil War and other periodicals for the past 15 years. He is a frequent guest speaker at historical societies in Lewes, Georgetown, and other towns along the Delaware coast.




How to Outwit Witches


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They have crooked fingers, humped backs, dark dresses, and pointy hats . . . Witches, wicked and clever, always inspire fear. Luckily, thanks to this book filled with unbeatable tricks, from now on you’ll possess all the secret spells and potions to beat witches at their own game! Abracadabra! With whimsical text and illustrations, How to Outwit Witches will help kids banish their fears—and have fun doing it! Kids will love these clever tricks and tips for getting rid of witches.







Pirates, Scoundrels, and Kings


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Even for a Monday, Christophers day is full of frustration. There was the school bus ride through the mud, followed by a huge argument with his two brothers. He would do anything to escape, just for a little whilea wish that he soon finds granted. A chance encounter with a philosophical cloud sends him to the medieval kingdom of Alucemet, which is in shambles. The king is lost, the queens power is dwindling, and the citizens blame their traitorous sons. Christopher soon realizes he is in the presence of one of the sons, Sir Alexander. Even so, he finds in Alexander not a traitor, but a quiet, kind leader intent on restoring the kingdom to its past glory. Soon, Alexander is ambushed, and Christopher is told Alexanders evil brother, Nicholas the Blue, is responsible. Luckily, with the Queens help, Christopher is able to escape, and he is led to the very door of this other brother. Once again, however, the common reports are wrong; Christopher finds Nicholas to be nothing more than a pirate who lives for fun. If the princes are not behind the downfall of Alucemet, who is? Battle is on the horizon. A dark army plans to surround and conquer, taking the kingdom for its own. Christopher must lean on his faith in God to strengthen his new friends, save their kingdom, and, hopefully, find his way home!




Martin Meets the Pirates


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Based on the television series: Kids of Degrassi St.




The Pirate Primer


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Ebbry-blastin'-theng ye needs must know-oo to lay tongue liker aargh-thentic pirate, by the devil's twisted tail. Take a tour through the world of piracy with the only authoritative work on the pirate language. A comprehensive course in pirate vocabulary, pronunciation, grammar, and syntax, The Pirate Primer contains three centuries of distinctive terms and usages uttered by (and attributed to) pirates in film, TV, literature, and history. Discover more than 100 pages of threats, curses, oaths, insults, and epithets; 31 types of pirate drink; 60 different pirate terms for ''woman''; 67 kinds of pirate torture and punishment; 44 distinct definitions of ''aargh''; and more. Each entry in the Primer is accompanied by an excerpt, so you can see the words and phrases used in proper context by actual pirates. And each linguistic concept is introduced by a related anecdote or narrative account, so you can live the language while you learn it. Whether you're simply fascinated by the culture of the Brethren of the Coast or you fancy yourself a modern-day corsair, The Pirate Primer is your guide to authentic pirate speak. Should you ever stare down Davy Jones and he demands proof that you're one who flies no flag, despair not. You'll be able to talk the talk, and no mistake.




Pirates, Pearls & Paradise


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How to Demolish Dinosaurs


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Describes how to eliminate one's fear of dinosaurs, should they appear in everyday life, by sticking parking tickets on their horns, tying their long necks into knots, making them eat math homework, and remembering how small their brains are.