My Mom Is the Worst


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Every Toddler has moments where it's clear they think their Mom (or Caregiver) is THE WORST!We make them wear underwear, we make them take baths, we squeeze them so tightly they can't get away. This story is parenting from a child's perspective, with an inside joke for parents highlighted within the text.What we do in love, children often perceive differently in their imaginations. So who is right, the Mama or the Munchkin? This loving and slightly sarcastic children's tale will make your little ones feel heard, while giving the parent a good laugh. It makes a perfect gift for yourself (on a rough parenting day) or for a friend who's in this life stage.For a Limited Time: Purchase the paperback copy and get the Kindle ebook FREE!




How to Write a Children's Book in 30 Days Or Less!


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The first time I attempted to write a children's book, it took me three months and several years of promising myself that I would do it "one day." In that time, I managed to wash the dog, rearrange my closet, get my apartment so clean that they should have done a commercial about it and procrastinate in ways that gave the word a new name. When I actually sat down to write the book, it took me two days. That is the longest it has ever taken me to actually write a children's book, since then. In reality, unless you are writing an epic, it will not take you more than that period of time to write yours either, after you read this book. Why then the title How to Write a Children's Book in 30 Days or Less ? So that you will have the time to wash the dog, clean the closets and get Mr. Clean to personally come in and interview you. If fear or the excuse that there is never enough time has kept you from fulfilling your dream, sit back, relax and prepare to be amazed. Your first book is just thirty days away.




Write a Book in Two Hours


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Who else wants their dream book written today? If you can speak out loud, then YOU have what it takes to become a lightning-fast, bestselling author. Most people dream of writing a book, but those manuscripts end up shoved away in dusty drawers, half-finished and abandoned to be eaten by moths. Many of them are great writers, many of them have great ideas. Yet so many people come to the conclusion that they'll never finish their books. Why? Because they aren't following a proven system. Maybe this is you right now. Maybe you believe that you're not good enough, that you'll never have enough time, or that it's a terrible book idea. You wonder how on earth other people manage to find time to write alongside their jobs, family and other commitments. But the assumption that writing is a slow process and books take six months or years to write is outdated. You can easily increase your efficiency three to four times MORE by using this system. As much value as there is in quality, quantity also plays a significant factor. The days where you need to have access to expensive or special equipment are gone. And one of the fastest ways to become profitable as an author nowadays is to write faster. Let me show you how you can hit the finish line at record speed.Every. Single. Time. This is the same system that allows me to spend more time with my family, earn more money and accomplish four times the amount of work in the same eight hours a day. It’s allowed me to release books on an exponential scale, to set goals of writing fifty books per year. This book was written using the same strategy. It can be done. And now you can do the same. This ISN’T a book you read for inspiration and walk away feeling good. This is a book about taking ACTION. I want you to be generating MORE CONTENT THAN YOU EVEN NEED. What you will walk away with... Learn The Conveyor Belt Method: The step-by-step process which will give you an unshakeable FOUNDATION for your writing career Become One With Your Creative Mind: How to become so efficient with your methodology that you can AVOID writer's block entirely Master Your Location Independence: The secret writing anytime and ANYWHERE you want! Harness Your Long Term Sales: Get the exact ingredients you need to capture your readers for good and turn them into lifelong fans! Imagine if... Writing books was no longer a struggle and you could churn out bestsellers on a whim You could write a book in your spare time and don't need to fight against your other commitments You could come up with an idea in the morning, plan out your content and have your first draft FINISHED by the afternoon! Don't let your book rot in a drawer like all the rest. Your time is NOW. You could have the book you've always dreamed of writing in your hands TODAY. Begin your journey by clicking the button above.




Book in a Month


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What Can You Accomplish in 30 Days? If you make time to write and put away all of your excuses, could you stay on track and finish your novel in only a month? With a structured plan and a focused goal, yes, you can! Using a combination of flexible weekly schedules, focused instruction, and detailed worksheets, author Victoria Schmidt leads you through a proven 30-day novel-writing system without the intimidation factor. Book in a Month shows you how to: • Set realistic goals and monitor your progress • Manage your time so that your writing life has room to flourish • Select a story topic that will continue to inspire you throughout the writing process • Quickly outline your entire story so that you have a clear idea of how your plot and characters are going to develop before you start writing • Draft each act of your story by focusing on specific turning points • Keep track of the areas you want to revise without losing your momentum in the middle of your story • Relax and have fun–you are, after all, doing something you love So what are you waiting for? If you've been putting off your book project, let Book in a Month be your guide and find out just how much you can accomplish.




Children's books, brain development, and language acquisition


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This book correlates English-speaking children’s brain development and acquisition of language with the linguistic input that comes from children’s books. Drawing from the most current research on the developing brain, the author demonstrates how language acquisition is exclusively interactive, and highlights the benefit that accrues when that interaction includes the exploratory language play found in early childhood literature. Through discussions of specific domains of grammar, the relation of these domains to children’s literature through scaffolding, and the resultant linguistic and cognitive advantages for the child, this volume offers an innovative approach to early brain maturation.




Orlando Travel Guide


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Discover hidden treasures in and around Orlando, Florida that only the locals know about, plus find out the absolute best times to go to Disney and Universal Studios to avoid the crowds and actually enjoy your time in the parks.




The Life of Your Dreams in 30 Days Or Less!


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Do you find yourself struggling to make ends meet, wishing money would just flow into your life? Are you in a relationship that's far from the fairy-tale version you once believed in? Have you stopped thinking about your ideal job or career, deciding it was unrealistic and unattainable? This book was written for you! Using real-life examples, this empowering and entertaining guide demonstrates how anything is possible-including the life of your dreams. It teaches us how to easily transform our lives and explains the Law of Attraction, the powerful force behind everything that happens to us. With The Life of Your Dreams ., you can immediately start creating everything you desire. Discover the secrets to turning your dreams into reality. Find out how to . Create anything you desire in 3 simple steps Instantly change your "luck" Find the perfect partner Have the career you've always wanted Be abundantly wealthy Live the life of your dreams in 30 days or less In The Life of Your Dreams ., Cindy easily explains how to apply the principles of The Law of Attraction to have a positive and powerful impact on the rest of your life. Enjoy!-Fabio




My First Angel Book


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My First Angel Book is a child's picture book that teaches your child about his relationship with his guardian angel. Told in a humorous way with funny pictures it gives you the opportunity to discuss his guardian angel with him in a non threatening and fun way.




The Complete Idiot's Guide to Publishing Children's Books, 3rd Edition


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"Honest and precise... everything about writing for children there is to know." --Jane Yolen, author Here is the comprehensive guide to writing, publishing, and selling for the ever-expanding and always exciting children's market--now in a new and updated third edition. * Includes new chapters on self-publishing and on "how to choose a how-to", plus revision and updates throughout * Offers practical advice on getting started--and on dealing with out-of-print books * Covers picture books, chapter books, nonfiction, middle-grade and young novels, and common formats and genres * Reveals what happens inside a children's publishing company, and provides guidance in working with an editor * Sample cover and query letters, manuscript format, glossary, and recommended resources in an extensive appendix * Plus information on agents, contracts, copyright, marketing, and more