Humping Animals Adult Coloring Book


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Color, relax, and laugh with this hilariously funny adult coloring book! Makes the perfect gag gift for your favorite colorists, too! The Humping Animals Adult Coloring Book is filled with hilariously funny coloring pages of animals gone wild. The content in this book is NOT explicit. This coloring book makes a perfect gift for yourself so you can color, laugh, and relax. As they say, laughter is the best medicine! The Humping Animals Coloring Book makes an even better gift for your family, friends, coworkers, and gift exchanges such as the White Elephant or Secret Santa.




Pooping Animals


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GIFT IDEAS - COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOROUS Here I sit broken hearted, had to sh*t but only farted. ---The Honey Badger Need a good laugh?! Then Pooping Animals is just what you need. Indulge your inner child as you color imaginative designs long held sacred by folks way more enlightened than you (but who probably also enjoyed a good poop joke). Are you on a path to peace and a tranquil connection to the universe, or are you just looking to color some pooping animals and relax after a long day? Good news: all the above is achievable with this coloring book. Product Details: Silky matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring and paint mediums High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock with full page designs




Animals Gone Wild: A Coloring Book for Adults: 31 Funny Colouring Pages of Humping Elephants, Giraffes, Llamas, Monkeys & More for Relaxa


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GIFT IDEAS - COLORING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOR Animals Gone Wild is a hilarious adult coloring book illustrated by a group of deviant animals and published by a hedonistic honey badger. Featuring 31 coloring pages full of carousing carnal creatures in flagrante delicto. Laugh your ass off as you color this hilarious and irreverent coloring book FOR ADULTS ONLY. Product Details: Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte-finish cover design Stress relieving seamless patterns on reverse pages Perfect for all coloring mediums Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" (21.5cm x 28cm) pages




The Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book


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Meet Little Penis, the cute dinky winky you bring to life when you put your finger in the puppet in this delightfully crass and hilarious parody board book for adults. This board book parodies children’s finger puppet books with its bold colors and simple illustrations, but this book is not for children! Instead, put your finger in the hole in the back of the book, and follow the adventures of Little Penis as he goes swimming (poor shrinking Penis!); gets out of bed early, so big and tall; gets a gentle kiss and hug (along with a good hard tug); head to a bar, gets drunk, and hooks up; and more—getting bigger and bigger with the turn of each page. Sometimes he’s up and sometimes he’s down, but there’s a happy ending as he finds his snug, warm place called home!




Coloring for Grown-Ups


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The one that started it all, Coloring for Grown-Ups is the first in this famed internet duos hilarious series of coloring books that combines the mindless fun of coloring with the mind-numbing realities of modern adulting. The perfect gift for anyone looking to escape the stress of adulthood. With over 150 videos and 65 million Youtube views to their credit, Ryan Hunter and Taige Jensen know how to make people laugh. Their YouTube video, “Hipster Olympics” racked up nearly four million views, and their hit “The Walken Dead” has been viewed over 1.3 million times. In the first in a series of hilarious coloring books for adults, the duo put their prolific creative talents to work in Coloring for Grown-Ups. The artwork may resemble that of a children’s activity book, but look closer. Offering an ironic look at the stereotypes, habits, and challenges of modern adulthood, Coloring for Grown-Ups is darkly humorous and fun for any occasion—the perfect stocking stuffer for reluctant adults of any age. Perfect for: • White elephant gifts • Funny gifts • Coloring gifts • Gag gifts • Christmas gifts




The Most Dangerous Animals


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Do you love wild Animals? Does your heart start beating faster when you read about their predator habits? Do you feel like a hunter or a prey when you see their sharp teeth and strong legs? - Then check out this coloring book! This book is for kids 7-10, and even teens and young adults who enjoy coloring as a way of relaxing as well as learning interesting facts about the fauna of the world. In this Coloring Book you will find: 20 original realistic full-page images of wild animals on single-sided sheets to prevent bleed-through 40 interesting unusual facts about the animals images contain big and small details so that you can vary the pressure of the hand and alternate simple relaxing filling of wide spaces with intricate focused coloring of little parts of the picture This book is a part of the Animal Kaleidoscope series. There are 7 books: The Most Dangerous AnimalsThe Most Long-Living AnimalsThe Largest Animals in the WorldThe Endangered Animals. Red Data BookThe Most Beautiful and Amazing AnimalsZoo AnimalsA is for animals. Preschool alphabet coloring book. Grab your favorite tool: pencils, crayons, markers or paints, and start coloring! I hope you will enjoy my coloring book. I would appreciate it if you could leave a short comment in the review section. Cheers, Mark




The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick


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You don't have to be big to do great things! Tiny Dick proves that in this hilarious and fun coloring book. TD isn't huge but he makes up for it with his giant personality and fun adventures! This book is great for bachelorette parties, boring Friday nights home alone, or to send to a (very tiny) ex-boyfriend.




The People of Walmart. com Adult Coloring Book


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Brought to you by the wildly popular website, PeopleofWalmart.com, this official adult coloring book performs VERY well on Amazon at $13.99. It is comprised of 37 single sided images, all original and intricate artwork based on the images from the website that makes MILLIONS laugh. It is both beautiful and hilarious."




Hot Cup of Joe


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After years of sharing him with Barack, now you can have handsome and dependable Joe Biden all to yourself. Grab your colored pens and pencils and lose yourself in Hot Cup of Joe, an illustrated coloring fantasy featuring Joe Biden at his real and imagined best. Whether he’s waving to you from his beloved Amtrak train, sailing his boat in a patriotic speedo, or wrestling a bear, he’s always the working-class hero you know and love. · More than 35 unique, lifelike illustrations of Scranton’s finest · Let Joe Biden win your vote with his warmth, charm, and integrity · Trade empty, dirty politics for a meaningful relationship with Mr. Left-of-Right · Perforated pages let you pin your finished pictures on the wall, just like you pin your hopes and dreams on his leadership Enjoy this Hot Cup of Joe any way you like it: at home or on the go.




Whatever Karen


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Do you work retail? Are you sick and tired of annoying and rude customers? If you're tired of "Karens" constantly ruining your day, color away your stress! This book contains 25 unique coloring pages of retail rants. From customers pulling sweaty money out of their bras to customers thinking the "back" must contain the entire universe, you'll find all of your favorite "Karen" rants in this book! Working retail can be extremely stressful, so why not relieve a little of it with this book? There's also 5 "Karen" paper Voodoo Dolls in the back of the book. You can color them to look like the Karen that wronged you! Then cut them out, rip them up, crumple them, or burn them! Take out your frustrations on these dolls! *The pages are single sided so you don't have to worry about markers bleeding through.*To prevent bleeding onto the next page, place a blank sheet behind the page you're working on if you're using markers*The pages are not perforated