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I am a Poetato

Author : John Hegley

Publisher : Lincoln Children's Books

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 39,34 MB

Release : 2014-04-07

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 9781847803979

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This is a very funny, witty, zany collection for children, which will also appeal to the author's adult fans. It has all the John Hegley comic hallmarks, including references to wearing glasses, Luton, and dogs (being superior to cats)! The poems are arranged alphabetically by title, with family pets and other animals featuring strongly, from a mosquito and ants, through wise camels, goldfish and guillemots to Toby the armadillo from Peru, and not forgetting the unusual unicorn in school. The book is packed with John's unique brand of deadpan humour, and is illustrated in scrap-book style with the author's own quirky line drawings. This is a poetry book like no other!



I'm a Baked Potato!

Author : Elise Primavera

Publisher : Chronicle Books

Page : 37 pages

File Size : 30,1 MB

Release : 2019-05-07

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1452175276

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When a baked potato–loving lady adopts a dog, she adores him unconditionally—and given the pup's small, round frame and warm, brown coat she can't help but call him "Baked Potato"! But what happens when a dog who thinks he's a baked potato gets lost? Will he find his lady? And more importantly, will he find himself? I'm a Baked Potato! is a fun, bighearted story about the names we're given, the names we choose, and how both can help us find our way home. Full of heart and laugh-out-loud moments, this story will leave readers giggling—and looking at pets in a whole new way.



My Life as a Potato

Author : Arianne Costner

Publisher : Yearling

Page : 289 pages

File Size : 19,81 MB

Release : 2022-03-15

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 0593118693

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For anyone who has ever felt like a potato in middle school, this hilarious story about a boy forced to become the dorkiest school mascot ever will have readers cheering! "A grade A, spudtastic (not to mention FUNNY) debut. Arianne Costner sure knows middle school and middle schoolers!" --Chris Grabenstein, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Escape from Mr. Lemoncello's Library Ben Hardy believes he's cursed by potatoes. And now he's moved to Idaho, where the school's mascot is Steve the Spud! Yeah, this cannot be good. After accidentally causing the mascot to sprain an ankle, Ben is sentenced to Spud duty for the final basketball games of the year. But if the other kids know he's the Spud, his plans for popularity are likely to be a big dud! Ben doesn't want to let the team down, so he lies to his friends to keep it a secret. No one will know it's him under the potato suit . . . right? Life as a potato is all about not getting mashed! With laugh-out-loud illustrations throughout, hand to fans of James Patterson, Gordan Korman, Jeff Kinney, and Chris Grabenstein! "A hilarious, relatable story for any kid who has ever felt out of place." --Stacy McAnulty, author of The Miscalculations of Lightning Girl



The Couch Potato

Author : Jory John

Publisher : HarperCollins

Page : 43 pages

File Size : 48,73 MB

Release : 2020-11-03

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 006302604X

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An Instant New York Times Bestseller * An Instant Indie Bestseller * An Indie Next List Selection Feeling fried? Peel yourself on the couch and meet your new pal-tato! The winning fourth picture book from the #1 New York Times bestselling creators of The Bad Seed, The Good Egg, and The Cool Bean, Jory John and Pete Oswald, will get you and your kids moving! The Couch Potato has everything within reach and doesn't have to move from the sunken couch cushion. But when the electricity goes out, Couch Potato is forced to peel away from the comforts of the living room and venture outside. Could fresh air and sunshine possibly be better than the views on screen? Readers of all ages will laugh along as their new best spuddy learns that balancing screen time and playtime is the root to true happiness. Check out Jory John and Pete Oswald’s funny, bestselling books for kids 4-8 and anyone who wants a laugh: The Bad Seed The Good Egg The Cool Bean The Couch Potato The Good Egg Presents: The Great Eggscape! The Bad Seed Presents: The Good, the Bad, the Spooky! The Cool Bean Presents: As Cool as It Gets That’s What Dinosaurs Do



Potato Pants!

Author : Laurie Keller

Publisher : Henry Holt and Company (BYR)

Page : 23 pages

File Size : 27,47 MB

Release : 2018-10-02

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 125022599X

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A potato and his eggplant nemesis struggle to find the perfect pants in this hilarious, heartwarming tale of forgiveness by bestselling Geisel-Award winning creator Laurie Keller. Potato is excited because today—for one day only— Lance Vance’s Fancy Pants Store is selling . . .POTATO PANTS! Potato rushes over early, but just as he’s about to walk in, something makes him stop. What could it be? Find out in this one-of-a-kind story about misunderstandings and forgiveness, and—of course—Potato Pants! A Christy Ottaviano Book This title has Common Core connections.



I'm Worried

Author : Michael Ian Black

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 38 pages

File Size : 50,83 MB

Release : 2019-06-04

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1534415874

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A girl, a flamingo, and a worried potato star in the third book in New York Times bestselling author Michael Ian Black and celebrated illustrator Debbie Ridpath Ohi’s series about feelings—and why they’re good, even when they feel bad. Potato is worried. About everything. Because anything might happen. When he tells his friends, he expects them to comfort him by saying that everything will be okay. Except they don’t. Because it might not be, and that’s okay too. Still, there’s one thing they can promise for sure: no matter what happens…they will always be by his side.



I Am a Poetato

Author : John Hegley

Publisher :

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 46,50 MB

Release : 2022-07

Category :

ISBN : 9781913074340

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Funny, witty, zany and thoughtful, this brilliant A-Z of animal poems will be loved by readers of all ages, including adults. Ants, (wise) camels, dogs, deckchairs, glasses, guillemots and Toby the Armadillo are all here, as well as the unusual unicorn in school. Presented in a unique scrapbook style, with the author's own drawings, this is a hilarious and exciting poetry book - even for those who think they don't like poetry!



I'm Sorry

Author : Michael Ian Black

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 40 pages

File Size : 22,46 MB

Release : 2021-09-07

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1534415882

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When Potato hurt Flamingo's feelings a friend helps him realize the power of an apology.



The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society

Author : Mary Ann Shaffer

Publisher : A&C Black

Page : 256 pages

File Size : 43,94 MB

Release : 2009-05-10

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1408803313

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The beloved, life-affirming international bestseller which has sold over 5 million copies worldwide - now a major film starring Lily James, Matthew Goode, Jessica Brown Findlay, Tom Courtenay and Penelope Wilton To give them hope she must tell their story It's 1946. The war is over, and Juliet Ashton has writer's block. But when she receives a letter from Dawsey Adams of Guernsey – a total stranger living halfway across the Channel, who has come across her name written in a second hand book – she enters into a correspondence with him, and in time with all the members of the extraordinary Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society. Through their letters, the society tell Juliet about life on the island, their love of books – and the long shadow cast by their time living under German occupation. Drawn into their irresistible world, Juliet sets sail for the island, changing her life forever.



I'm Sad

Author : Michael Ian Black

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 40 pages

File Size : 12,86 MB

Release : 2018-06-05

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1481476289

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A girl, a potato, and a very sad flamingo star in this charming sequel to I’m Bored by New York Times bestselling author and comedian Michael Ian Black and celebrated illustrator Debbie Ridpath Ohi. Everyone feels sad sometimes—even flamingos. Sigh. When Flamingo announces he’s feeling down, the little girl and Potato try to cheer him up, but nothing seems to work. Not even dirt! (Which usually works for Potato.) Flamingo learns that he will not always feel this way. And his friends learn that sometimes being a friend means you don’t have to cheer someone up. You just have to stick by your pal no matter how they feel. Even if they’re a potato.