I Love You with All My Butt!


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We just can’t get enough of the funny stuff kids say. We share our own children’s gems with friends and family. If we’re smart, we write down these scraps of accidental poetry. And we turn them into books. Martin Bruckner is an artist and father who not only recorded the sayings of his daughter, Harper, but used each as the inspiration for a work of art. After posting them on social media, Bruckner became the artist that other parents sought out to transform their own children’s funny words into artwork. Collected here are 100 mini-posters of pure delight, a marriage of the children’s surprising wisdom and the artist’s nimble style, plus the occasional backstory that amplifies both. Every parent will recognize the spirited declarations of personality—“I’m training to be a wolf.” The endearing mangling of language—“Mommy, I don’t need your mouth to talk to me right now.” The creative mixing of metaphors—“I need a tissue to wipe my feelings.” Those precious, heartbreaking outbursts without guile or filters—“I only love you at the toy store.” Illustrated with sweetness and whimsy, each is a window into the irresistible innocence of childhood, even if the sentiment is “Dad, please wipe the bum of this beautiful princess.”




I need a new bum


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I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.




I Broke My Butt!


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The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Butt! is back and this time he has accidentally glued a serving tray to his behind — and it's great for sliding down hills, surfing big waves, and other booty-full fun. Now all his friends want one too!







I Love You With All My Butt I Would Say Heart But My Butt Is Bigger!


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The perfect gift for your loved one this valentines day or anniversary 120 white pages lined pages for writing or doodling 6 x 9 inches romantic design Show your loved one how much they mean to you with this notebook gift, designed to raise a smile from your loved ones or friends.




I Love You with All My Butt. I Would Say My Heart, But My Butt's Bigger


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This is the perfect and inexpensive birthday, Valentine's day, Anniversary or appreciation gift for couples to doodle, sketch, write happy memories, or take notes in.Specifications:Cover Finish: MatteDimensions: 6" x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm)Interior: Blank, White Paper, UnlinedPages: 110




I LOVE YOU With All My Butt I Would Say Heart But My Butt is Bigger


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Personal Journal 6"/9", funny valentines day gift for husband, boyfriend, partner, girlfriends, you can have a personal Journal 110 Pages college RuledGreat Office GiftMade from the Highest Quality PaperCreative Art Desig




I Love You with All My Butt I Would Say My Heart But My Butt Are Bigger


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* A Wonderful Gift Under 10.00!* Makes an excellent gift for kids, students, artists, creatives, children, teens, and adults!You can be used as a notebook, journal, diary, or composition book. * Journal with a funny design for your kids, boys or girls, men or women, for the daily use.Gear up for the upcoming school year and get organized with this notebook. A great place to keep track of your class schedule, to-do list, and agendas.* Add To Cart NowPerfect for girls or boys, this tablet gives the student an at-a- glance view




I Love You with All My Butt, I Would Have Said Heart But My Butt Is Bigger


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Features: 5 x 8" 100 Blank Lined White Pages suitable for pens, colored pens, pencils and colored pencils. Soft cover (GLOSSY) Makes a cute Valentine's Day gift. Also a great idea for Christmas or Anniversary present for couples, newlyweds.




I Love You with All My Butt I Would Say Heart But My Butt Is Bigger


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About This Notebook: This notebook " I love you with all my butt I would say my heart but my butt is bigger" is perfect for you to save your thoughts, Feelings and to get creative with poetry or just writing down Goals, TO-DO lists, or ideas... Also, this makes a great gift idea for your Lover instead of the usual Valentine's Day or anniversary card or other boring cards this unique funny notebook will make him or her smile. It is a 100 pages blank ruled journal ready for you to fill Grab a copy for you or your lover for Valentine's day. Details: 100 pages Size 6x9 Cover: beautiful cover with a funny quote makes a great gift for Valentines day. Buy this Notebook today and receive fast delivery service from Amazon.