I Love You


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Funny Romanitc Valentines Day Gifts for Him / Her College-Ruled Paperback Notebook A perfect gift for Valentine's Day or other occasions. Show your loved one how much he means to you. 110 pages Perfectly sized: 8.5x11 Interior: White paper Cover: Matte




5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners


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First published under the title 5,000 great one-liners. London: Robson Press, 2012.




To Kale and Back


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To Kale and Back is a self-help book for people who are ready to find their best body, confidence, and life. In this humorous and inspiring how-to guide you’ll discover how to create your dream life with the foundation of a healthy body and mind. You’ll learn how to have your cake and eat it too, love yourself and your body like Kanye loves Kanye, and use your newly acquired healthy body and confidence to live your absolute best life. Transformational holistic health coach, Diana Matuszak, takes the guess work out of food, fitness, and life to help you find your dream body and confidence without saying no to things you love like pancakes or wine. Heck yes! With chapter by chapter action steps, you’ll take what you learn and apply it to your every day life and begin finding success today. Not only will you leave with a smile and a laugh, you’ll be well on your way to your most balanced healthy lifestyle, finding your dream body, and using the confidence you build to go after the life you truly want to be living.




Strong Curves


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This is not your run-of-the-mill fitness book. Developed by world-renowned gluteal expert Bret Contreras, Strong Curves offers an extensive fitness and nutrition guide for women seeking to improve their physique, function, strength, and mobility. Contreras spent the last eighteen years researching and field-testing the best methods for building better butts and shapelier bodies. In Strong Curves, he offers the programs that have proven effective time and time again with his clients, allowing you to develop lean muscle, rounded glutes, and greater confidence. Each page is packed with information decoding the female anatomy, providing a better understanding as to why most fitness programs fail to help women reach their goals. With a comprehensive nutritional guide and over 200 strength exercises, this book gets women off the treadmill and furnishes their drive to achieve strength, power, and sexy curves from head to toe. Although the glutes are the largest and most powerful muscle group in the human body, they often go dormant due to lifestyle choices, leading to a flat, saggy bum. Strong Curves is the cure.




5,000 Great One Liners


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My mate told me that I just don't understand irony. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. An onion just told me a joke. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. A priest, a rabbi and a blind man walk into a bar and the bartender says, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. He seemed like a decent feller. I'll never forget what my granddad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, 'Grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?' Whether told in the rugby clubs of Wales or the gentlemen's clubs of London, their sharpness and simplicity unites us all. Short, sweet and wickedly clever, they hold a special place in the annals of comedy, and as the Twitter age heralds a resurrection of the art form, there seems no better time to celebrate the immortal one-liner. In this riveting read, Times diary columnist Grant Tucker does just that, bringing together 5,000 of the funniest one-liners ever told in one definitive volume. Laugh-out-loud funny, 5,000 Great One-Liners has all the quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks you'll ever need - and a whole lot more.




The Vine of a Naked Child


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When a person thinks people do not love them, they do anything. Mary Thompson is one of these persons. Earlier than age three, it is normal for Mary's oldest brother, James, to abuse her. As Mary grows older, the more James breaks her spirit, and grooms her for a life of pain and despair. At age seven, she discovers her identity. At age nine, her father, Guy, who she admires more than anyone else, is gone. Feeling abandoned, rejected, and unloved, a cruel and unfair life hurls Mary on a rebellious path to destruction. Her addictive-compulsive behavior leads her to quit the sixth grade, and then she goes down dead-end streets of sex, drugs, and alcohol. Mary opens up to forbidden lusts, and fatal-attraction relationships. Darkness surrounds her and it follows her everywhere she goes. It hovers over her shoulders. Once, it has claws. Several occasions, by the grace of God and prophetic dreams, she escapes death. She is not the only one who pays the price for her sinful living. Her six children pay an awful price too. Mary's web of anguish, depression, and grief catches them also. Mary did not have a normal childhood. How could she give her children a normal life? To receive the true love, she so desperately needs, Mary has to open her eyes from the darkness that hates her. But, why would she? She loves the darkness. At times, it comforts her.







Ruled


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From New York Times bestselling author Anne Marsh comes a scorching-hot story of opposites attract! Can a rebel claim a princess? They couldn’t be more different, but they share the same burning passion! Jaxon “Rev” Brady is a proud member of the Hard Riders MC. He’s sworn to protect those living in the vulnerable neighbourhoods of Las Vegas. When a drug cartel infiltrates a rival gang, that means safeguarding Evie Kent, his rival’s beautiful and obstinate sister. Evie, in the flouncy princess dresses she wears for her successful children’s party-planning business, is a sharp contrast to Rev in his motorcycle boots and patched vest. Evie Kent’s day goes from bad to worse when a brawny, inked bad boy shows up at her client’s event claiming he’s come to protect her. She doesn’t need a bodyguard, and certainly not one who’s a biker…though she does have a thing for black leather. Their instant attraction is magnetic, and their lust keeps them glued to each other even as a biker war rages around them. But do they really belong together…or is their desire a dangerous distraction? From Harlequin DARE: Take control. Feel the rush. Explore your fantasies. “Dare is Harlequin’s hottest line yet. Every book should come with a free fan. I dare you to try them!” —Tiffany Reisz, international bestselling author Find more gorgeous alpha bikers and strong-willed heroines in the Hard Riders MC series by New York Times bestselling author Anne Marsh! Ruled: A Bad Boy Biker Romance Inked: A Bad Boy Biker Romance




A Scot for Christmas


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Losing my job right before Christmas was bad enough, but when my car broke down on a snowy road to Bath, it felt like the universe was out to get me. Just as I was about to give up hope, In swoops Harris—the rugged Scotsman I’ve been secretly dreaming about since our last encounter. He insists on driving me to Bath for the holidays, and I can’t help but wonder if fate has something bigger in mind. Stuck together in his sleek car, with nothing but snow and silence around us, ​​​​​​​I’m starting to think this unexpected detour might just be the spark I need.




Saving the Arizona


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A brilliant young scientist is hired by NSA to solve the missing puzzle piece of technology that will make the fourth-dimensional quantum teleportor fully operational. In doing so he is faced with the dilemma of: if you could change history, should you? He struggles with his decision to go back in time to save his grandfather who died on the U.S.S. Arizona during the December 7, 1941 attack on Pearl Harbor. Little did he know that his efforts would cause an unexpected chain reaction, complicated even further when he falls in love.