The Pig Goes To Hog Heaven


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Of The Pig Goes to Hog Heaven, the third and climactic entry in Joseph Caldwell’s charmingly boisterous Pig trilogy, one might well repeat the most famous words of the great non-Irish wordsmith and baseball catcher Yogi Berra, “It ain’t over till it’s over.” Kitty McCloud, the trilogy’s leading lady, would let these words stand, even were she a corrector of aphorisms rather than of great literary works by the likes of Bronte, Hardy and Eliot no less, writing new versions of which she makes her outsized best-selling living. For in Mr. Caldwell’s new comedy, almost nothing seems to be over—disappeared characters rematerialize, romances that seemed dead spring back to life, and even Taddy and Brid, Castle Kissane’s comely spirits, find new meaning in Yogi’s remark. And the pig, ah, the pig! The pig who started it all goes wee wee wee all the way—um—home.




For the Love of Money


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For the Love of Money is based on the true story of an aging spinster and her infirm, mentally-challenged brother who become involved with a mother-son duo seeking to acquire the assets of the wealthy pair. It is a complicated story with tension, intrigue, and surprising twists. A conscientious but nave trustee, Peter Spencer, tries to protect his two elderly clients, who have become unsuspecting pawns in a game of greed, control, and mental abuse. Committed to standing on principle, the trustee is confronted with dangerous and difficult choices. He steps into a hornets nest and puts his own life in chaos and jeopardy. Truth and justice are not always the worlds bottom line, and Peter unearths disturbing insights into the legal world. Three separate legal cases ensue, one of which becomes precedent-setting.




You Can't Bring That in Here!


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There's something for everyone in this collection of funny short stories. It's packed full of talking pigs, UFOs, gorillas, witches, mischievous house elves, flying postmen and lots more! Find out how Bozo the gorilla helps Jimmy deal with his lazy big brother, what Dinah Price does when she finds the three bears tucked up in her bed and what fate Agnethia Toadfax, trainee witch, has in store for Mr Smike the rude librarian . . .







The Princess & the Pig Keeper


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Everyone in the land of Gemela knows that only royals have a twin soul. But when Princess Alita takes an unauthorized excursion outside the kingdom walls and finds Howard, a pig keeper on a farm, her beliefs about the Twin Soul Proverb are thrown into disarray. As Alita and Howard meet secretly to hide their romance from royals and commoners alike, they soon discover that Gemela’s history may be darker than they thought. The princess and the pig keeper must fight to stay together while others try to tragically destroy their love. Book 1 in the Twin Souls Trilogy.







A Story That Talks About Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..


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Have you ever wanted to learn Geometry, Calculus, Physics, German, and the mystical teachings of Orafoura? Well, now you can! Just not with this book. Well, except for the mystical bit. This book is guaranteed to cost you, or your money back. If there is ever a book that deserves to be burned, this is it. And while you are lighting a fire, why dont you also set your imagination ablaze? You can start by taking a gasoline shower and sprinting naked through Flint, Michigan. Or Phoenix. After all, the only way youll ever be able to reach your true potential is with a stepladder and a stretch.







Congressional Record


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The Congressional Record is the official record of the proceedings and debates of the United States Congress. It is published daily when Congress is in session. The Congressional Record began publication in 1873. Debates for sessions prior to 1873 are recorded in The Debates and Proceedings in the Congress of the United States (1789-1824), the Register of Debates in Congress (1824-1837), and the Congressional Globe (1833-1873)




The Blue Crayon


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While reading The Blue Crayon, a book for both children and adults, youll experience this heartwarming journey, and you will fall in love with a ten-year-old little girl named Gabby Damon, who has not said a word in over five years. She is diagnosed with autism, and Gabbys doctors prescribe over twenty pills a day and use her to experiment with other types of medications. Her parents are so frustrated by the intake of these meds. Gabbys mother turns to the Internet to find help for her daughter. She finds the Dolphin Universe in Florida. Doctor Roth, who started working with dolphins in Vietnam, is now treating children in Florida, using dolphin therapy as a means to unlock the energy sources trapped in the minds of children of all ages. Now he works with children from all over the world and has amazing results. As she works with Doctor Roths lead dolphin, Lucas, Gabbys parents and others get a little more than what they bargained for. Gabby has drawn the exact same drawings that Doctor Roth drew over forty years ago, along with five other drawings in great detail, messages leading to biblical and government secrets and a date (in blue crayon) that scholars and government officials are baffled and afraid to share with anyone. Today, every time we turn on the news or read the papers, we read stories of special-needs childrensome heartwarming and others heartbreaking. We hear of some great stories using new technology or using new meds, but using simple sessions with dolphins, Gabby and The Blue Crayon give hope for children who suffer from autism and PTSD.