Maybe Swearing Will Help


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There are times when just hollering obscenities won’t do—you need to stab something. Now you can do both. Maybe Swearing Will Help combines two of the best stress-relievers—cursing, and cross stitch—into one of the most irreverently enjoyable crafting experiences you’ll ever have. With 25 patterns from the crafting world’s most bad-ass cross-stitch designers, this book has everything from a modern take on the traditional sampler to retro comic book designs, all with snarky to downright foul-mouthed phrases. It is definitely not your grandmother’s cross stitch! No previous experience is required. In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, the book includes a guide to basic lesson in cross-stitch techniques, so anyone can start swearin’ and stabbin’ right away. Whether you want the world to know that they need to wash their damn hands or you want to stitch a gift for your favorite potty mouth, Maybe Swearing Will Help has just what you need to find your way to inner f*cking peace. SWEARING AND STABBING: Get out your aggressions with a easy-to-make foul-mouth cross-stitch projects 25 PATTERNS: Choose from dozens of designs to send just the right message, from Bollocks to F*ck It FOR EVERY SKILL LEVEL: From beginning potty-mouths to expletive experts, Maybe Swearing Will Help includes complete patterns, step–by-step instructions, and a guide to cross-stitch basics TOP DESIGNERS: Patterns created by more than a dozen of the f*cking best-selling cross-stitch designers and influencers on Etsy INSPIRING IMAGES: Full-color images of the finished projects help ensure success and offer ideas of how to frame and display your beautiful damned artwork.




Rescue Bear: Cortez


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★★★★★ "Haley and Cortez's story is magical." ★★★★★ A woman on the run... After Haley's life disastrously imploded, trusting a man again is out of the question. Seeking a fresh start, she lands in the mountain shifter town of Deep Hollow, home to the Silvertip grizzly bear clan. When she meets rowdy bear shifter Cortez, her life might change again—if she can allow herself to trust him. A bear shifter on the edge... Thrill seeker Cortez lived life on a risky edge—until a terrible accident changed everything. Tormented by his failure to protect his friends, he now struggles to control his troubled inner bear. Then he meets Haley and faces the biggest risk of all: opening his heart to claim the fascinating woman as his mate. A shifter town about to join together to battle unknown enemies. But when Haley's ugly past catches up to her, it will take more than Cortez's protective instincts and more than her own untapped inner strength to face it. It will take an entire town of wild shifter magic to unleash the fierce courage needed to protect everyone's safety—and to bring together two hearts destined to belong to one another. To the reader: This story is filled with heart-pounding romance, page-turning adventure, and some awesome hawt times. If you love big ole grizzly bear shifters who have a soft spot for their fated mates, the charming and funny details of a shifter-filled small town, and the beautiful power of true love to always save the day, this book is for you. Keywords: bear shifter, alpha male, fated mates, paranormal romance with sex, pnr, mountain man romance, small town romance, clan, pack, series, fantasy, steamy romance, paranormal romance books for adults, contemporary romance, hot romance, hot shifter romance, shifter romance series, emotional romance, instalove, shifter conflicts, shifter battle, urban fantasy, werebear, shapeshifter, wounded hero, romantic suspense, womens fiction, action adventure, rebel, thrilling, great chemistry




Hyperbole and a Half


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#1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!




Wish Bound


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Marissa Locks is used to dealing with problems, but the ones that always seem to arise on her birthday take the cake. This year she's dealing with an army of invading goblins, the resurrection of two vengeful enemies from hell, and the return of the Black Queen, the evil sorceress who has claimed Marissa as her servant. As her friends try to save her from the Black Queen's clutches, Marissa tries to end a war that started before her birth.




Silvertip Shifters Books 1-4 (Bear Shifter Romance Series Box Set)


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Hot alpha males. Feisty fated mates. Sizzling chemistry. This sexy brotherhood of bear shifters will keep you up all night long as they claim the women destined to be theirs! ★★★★★ “This box set gets you so hot, you may need a cold shower!” ★★★★★ “Twists and turns, action-packed, hot and steamy!” Hunter's Moon: Quentin Abby Kenyon belongs to Quentin Walker body, heart, and soul. But she's a wolf shifter, and he's one brute of a bear shifter. He needs to win her over—and time is running out. Her pack's annual full moon mating run is his last chance to prove that only he can win the hunt for her heart. Mountain Bear's Baby: Shane Rough, gruff bear shifter Shane Walker left behind his fighting past for a fresh start in life. But when Jessie McMillan, the passionate three-night stand he also left behind, unexpectedly shows up with a baby boy that's his son just in time for Christmas, can he rein in his wild bear before he ruins everything again? Taming Her Bear: Beckett Bear shifter Beckett North can hardly control his inner beast on the best of days—until he meets captivating Pix Camden and she settles his wild, angry side. She's hiding something from him, and it threatens to drive his bear mad. Yet the fiery vixen is his mate—and he’ll do whatever it takes to spend the rest of his life with her. Rescue Bear: Cortez Thrill seeker Cortez lived life on a risky edge. But a terrible accident changed everything in a split second. Haunted by his failure to protect his friends, he now struggles to control his troubled inner bear. Then he meets Haley and faces the biggest risk of all: opening his heart and claiming her as his mate. To the reader: These stories are filled with heart-pounding romance, page-turning adventure, and some awesome sexy times. If you love big ole grizzly bear shifters who have a soft spot for their fated mates, the charming and funny details of a shifter-filled small town, and the beautiful power of true love to always save the day, this boxed set is for you. ★★★★★ "The Silvertip community was so well described, I want to live there." ★★★★★ "This was an amazing collection of the best shifter books I’ve read in awhile!" Keywords: bear shifter, wolf shifter, dragon shifter, bad boy, fated mates, paranormal romance with sex, pnr, box set, mountain man romance, small town romance, clan, pack, series, fantasy, steamy romance, paranormal romance books for adults, contemporary romance, hot romance, hot shifter romance, shifter romance series, emotional romance, instalove, shifter conflicts, urban fantasy, werebear, shapeshifter, wounded hero, romantic suspense, womens fiction, action adventure, rebel, thrilling, great chemistry, exciting, shifter mating human, holiday romance, action adventure romance, strong heroine, second chance romance




Llewellyn's Little Book of Unicorns


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Embrace the magic of unicorns and find your sparkle with this extraordinary book on rediscovering wonder and happiness. From their historical and modern significance to the two types of unicorn encounters you can experience, Llewellyn's Little Book of Unicorns is packed with ways to find inspiration, heightened creativity, and the playful source of your joy. In this book, you'll find: The historical significance of these fabled creatures and their appeal in modern times The two forms of unicorn encounters: Seeing vs Living The appearance and characteristics of unicorns and what they mean for you personally A new understanding of the imagination Tools that unicorn energy uses to get your attention: self-reflection, synchronicity, magnified moments, imagination, beauty, dreams, passions, personal quirks, and your unicorn people Additional unicorn tools of vibrance: color, rainbows, and crystals How to be awake to the magic through the practice of mindfulness What it means to believe Guidance on the practice of decluttering and why it's important How to find where your sparkle is stuck and reclaim it Practice in learning to be playful again Attention to shadow and how to attend to those darker aspects of self Chakra and energy work through the lens of the unicorn What it means to "Call in the Unicorn" Llewellyn's Little Book of Unicorns features a variety of methods to connect with unicorn energy, including your imagination, crystals, dreams, chakras, your passions and personal quirks, and the unicorn-like people in your life. Discover what makes you shine from the inside-out, even in the face of difficult life challenges. Through engaging exercises and spiritual techniques, this fun, practical book helps you live your most amazing life.




The Unicorn Hunt


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With the bravura storytelling and pungent authenticity of detail she brought to her acclaimed Lymond Chronicles, Dorothy Dunnett, grande dame of the historical novel, presents The House of Niccolo series. The time is the 15th century, when intrepid merchants became the new knighthood of Europe. Among them, none is bolder or more cunning than Nicholas vander Poele of Bruges, the good-natured dyer's apprentice who schemes and swashbuckles his way to the helm of a mercantile empire. Scotland, 1468: a nation at the edge of Europe, a civilization on the threshold of the Modern Age. Merchants, musicians, politicians, and pageantry fill the court of King James III. In its midst, Nicholas seeks to avenge his bride's claim that she carries the bastard of his archenemy, Simon St. Pol. When she flees before Nicholas can determine whether or not the rumored child is his own—or exists at all—Nicholas gives chase. So begins the deadly game of cat and mouse that will lead him from the infested cisterns of Cairo to the misted canals of Venice at carnival. Breathlessly paced, sparkling with wit. The Unicorn Hunt confirms Dorothy Dunnett as the genre's finest practitioner.




A Game of Horns


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Red. The color of blood, of war, of passion—and of a new unicorn herd. Game of Horns: A Red Unicorn Anthology has gathered 21 original stories about red unicorns from famous and soon-to-be-famous authors, including New York Times best-selling authors Jody Lynn Nye and David Farland. Some stories feature physical unicorns; most do not. Some unicorns are kind; most are not. From a battlefield to a candy store, from zombie unicorns in rural America to telepathic unicorns on the dark side of Europa, from the fantastical past to the possible future, no creative avenue or conflict remains unexplored by these talented storytellers. Pick a story. Take a chance. And play the Game of Horns. All profits benefit the Superstars Writing Seminar Scholarship Fund.




The Lion and the Unicorn


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After nine long years in the Holy Land, Prince Andrian Gilbert de Langeais returns to Briton as a venerated war hero. Unable to release the demons he carries inside himself after his experiences in battle, Prince Andrian collapses under the weight of his birthright. Following a series of ruinous losses, Prince Andrian finds himself growing paranoid and spiraling into madness as he is torn between his duty as the protector of his kingdom and his desire for absolute power. With his brother vying for his throne, and his father denying the essence of his humanity, the blurring of good and evil begins when Andrian the Ruthless reluctantly accepts his role of epic villain in one of the greatest power struggles of the Middle Ages.




The Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Book Three: Titan's Curse


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In this third book of the acclaimed series, Percy and his friends are escorting two new half-bloods safely to camp when they are intercepted by a manticore and learn that the goddess Artemis has been kidnapped.