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My First Years as a Mombie

Author : Sharon Young

Publisher : Joel & Grace Publishing

Page : 178 pages

File Size : 30,51 MB

Release : 2023-12-24

Category : Family & Relationships

ISBN : 130478570X

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Hey there! Welcome to my little book, "My First Years as a Mombie." Mombie - AKA a Zombie Mom. If you're expecting a guide filled with expert parenting advice and serene tales of motherhood... well, you might want to keep looking. This book is more like a wild, no-holds-barred diary of my journey through the wacky world of raising kids. This book isn't just a book; it's a confession booth, a comedy club, and a therapy session rolled into one. It's for every mom who's ever locked herself in the bathroom for a moment's peace, or wondered why spending a day with a child can feel like negotiating with a tiny, irrational CEO. So, grab a comfy seat (and maybe some earplugs), pour yourself a glass of something nice (or just reheat that coffee for the fourth time), and join me on this crazy, beautiful, totally unfiltered adventure called motherhood. Let's laugh, cry, and maybe learn a thing or two about embracing the chaos!



Zombie Mombie Saves the Day

Author : Kelly Lucero

Publisher :

Page : 30 pages

File Size : 24,36 MB

Release : 2021-02-15

Category :

ISBN : 9781636495538

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Sleep deprived Zombie Mombie, who feeds on caffeine, is ready to greet the day with her supermom juggling skills. However, a sick zombie baby, loads of homework to coach, and endless chores fill her day. Zombie Mombie has little time for herself! Can she survive on cuddles, giggles and sticky kisses, or will the day cascade into utter chaos? Zombie Mombie and her family are a nod to exhausted parents everywhere. Who doesn't recognize the hysterical mishaps, inevitable trips over abandoned toys, and the exhausted swagger of a parent in the throes of parenthood? Cheers to all the parents who are keeping it together with love, hugs...and zombie stumbles.



Mombie

Author : Barry a Burgess

Publisher : Pisgah Press LLC

Page : 254 pages

File Size : 48,53 MB

Release : 2015-02-14

Category :

ISBN : 9781942016038

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On a snowy winter morning, suburban mom Annie Prockner is taking her 13-year-old, Max, to school while her husband Ben drives eight-year-old Patty. The blizzard thickens, and the mist between worlds thins. It doesn't take long before they each realize that they aren't in Kansas anymore: mother and son, father and daughter have separately passed through the veil. They soon discover that they have been granted wondrous abilities which they must learn to master in this new world, a place rich with magic-and on the verge of an all-out war. In a fantastical world filled with Centaurs, Giants, Gnomes, Zombies, Trolls, Mermaids, Pixies, and other fabulous creatures, a villainous Swamp Ogre named Barthas has raised an army and is causing murder and mayhem among the gentle citizens of the Painted Valley. Without realizing it, Annie and Ben find themselves on opposite sides of the conflict, in which every member of the family is challenged to their utmost just to stay alive. "Mombie: The Zombie Mom" is a funny, scary, uplifting fairy tale for modern kids of all ages-the perfect book to read aloud with the whole family.



The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever!

Author : Editors of Portable Press

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 203 pages

File Size : 43,90 MB

Release : 2020-09-01

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1645175030

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Your friends and family will be laughing—and groaning—each time you send one of these zingers their way! Every kid’s joke-abulary will skyrocket with The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever! We’ve combined our four best-selling joke books into this special hardcover collection, and added some new jokes too! Hundreds of knock-knock jokes, one-liners, puns, and other groaners make this a must-have for any aspiring class clown. Family jokes, animal jokes, and gross-out jokes for every occasion are waiting for you in this book of silliness!



Zombies Don't Do Windows

Author : Erica Farber

Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers

Page : 84 pages

File Size : 45,11 MB

Release : 1996

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 9780679873617

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Dr. Del Ray disguises his prodigy, Zombie Mombie, as a cleaning lady in order to gain access to the Howl residence in Critter Falls.



After Everyone's Dead

Author : Chris Cummings

Publisher : Lulu.com

Page : 256 pages

File Size : 21,21 MB

Release : 2014-08-24

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1312460962

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"You can't lose hope. Without hope, then you have nothing." After the world takes away everything, the only thing anyone can do is try to get it back and survive. Alone, distraught, and broken a man will do anything to piece his mind back together. Chris Wake finds himself in a dark shell of the world he used to know. Constantly fighting against the undead for his life and the lives of his friends and family, he is trying his best to pick up the remnants of his life. He is faced with death, betrayal, and the daunting urge to find the people he has lost. Forced to overcome numerous obstacles in this strange and bloody torn apart world, Chris is in a constant battle between doing what he thinks is right and not being devoured by a city of flesh eating zombies.



The Grossest Joke Book Ever!

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 88 pages

File Size : 41,80 MB

Release : 2016-05-01

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1626866147

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Jokes and riddles guaranteed to make you gag! Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke…for the right occasion. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What was Beethoven doing in his grave? Decomposing. Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.



Stealing Chastity

Author : Devon Hartford

Publisher : Devon Hartford

Page : 310 pages

File Size : 39,21 MB

Release : 2016-01-08

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1942029160

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Every GOOD GIRL wants a BAD BOY to steal her virtue... CHASTITY My new neighbor Lance McKnight is rude, crude, and totally irresistible. My mom hates him. She says he's going to corrupt me. Lucky for me Lance doesn't care what Mom thinks. From day one, he makes it clear he's going to have his way with me no matter what Mom says. Works for me. I'll do whatever Lance tells me. No matter how bad it is... LANCE I get what I want from women any time I want. That pisses you off, doesn't it? Deal with it. That's the hand life dealt me. I'm just making the most of it. What you don't know about me is, from what I've been through, it doesn't make up for much. That's all about to change. Because my new neighbor Chastity Shields is some kind of something else. Mmmm, mmmm. I don't know what to make of her. But I want her. And I'm gonna take her. Every last way I can think of... WARNING: Just when you think you know where this book is going, it doesn't. Lance McKnight is a real bad boy. At first you'll hate him. But in the end you'll love him twice as much. ***Stealing Chastity is a scorching hot standalone with an HEA***



The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever!

Author : Editors of Portable Press

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 178 pages

File Size : 48,48 MB

Release : 2017-10-17

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1684121450

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Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one. It’s a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids’ joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes—actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that’ll make them (and you) want to barf. They’ll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky! Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas! And many more!



(Too Blessed to be Stressed for Moms

Author : Debora M. Coty

Publisher : Barbour Publishing

Page : 209 pages

File Size : 47,76 MB

Release : 2018-09-01

Category : Religion

ISBN : 1683229169

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Do you feel like you’re drowning in the everyday stress-pool? . . . Wish you could make busy-ness a business so you’d be a millionaire? . . . Welcome to the maternal order of slightly sagging sisters of the 'hood. The motherhood. With her own offbeat brand of wit and near-wisdom, popular inspirational humorist Debora Coty addresses heart needs of moms drowning in the churning stress-pool of busyness. In her beloved mom-to-mom, grin-provoking style, Coty offers empathy, laughs, real-life stories, practical parenting survival tips, and fresh biblical insights to help you hear Papa God’s still, small voice through life’s chaos. Whether you're struggling with stress related to attitude, time-management, guilt trips, patience, or something in between. . .this humor-filled volume will deliver a much-needed smile and equip you with simple-to-implement tips for attaining the peace we all crave—the peace that passes all understanding.