It Could Always be Worse


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Unable to stand his overcrowded and noisy home any longer, a poor man goes to the Rabbi for advice. Overrun by his growing family in their cramped and shrinking hut, the unfortunate man follows a Rabbi's advice -- with hilarious results.




"Could Be Worse!"


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"Unexcitable Gramps surprises everyone with a whopping tale of derring-do that proves there's life in the old boy yet. Stevenson's watercolors couldn't be better."--School Library Journal.




It Could Be Worse


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Could it get any worse? Two shipwrecked sailors have different views of an absurd series of dilemmas in a wry, visually lavish tale for pessimists and optimists alike. As a pair of shipwrecked sailors float on what’s left of their ship, Albertini is none too happy. The rain, he observes, is unfair enough. Then the flying fish appear overhead—the ones with the sick stomachs. And the singing mermaids, leaving infernal earworms in their wake. There’s the ghost ship full of pirates and the ark teeming with ravenous beasts. But no matter how bad the situation seems, George, cheerfully playing his harmonica, reminds his friend it could always be worse. Ahhhh! But hang on . . . is that a giant whale with an overpowering case of tuna breath? Delightfully detailed illustrations add visual comedy to a meditation on tough times that shows that even the worst days can turn around—especially with friends.




It Could Have Been Worse


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While walking home, an "unlucky" mouse suffers minor mishaps which repeatedly save him from being eaten by various animals.




The Incredible Shrinking Lunchroom


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This modern retelling of the classic Yiddish folktale and Caldecott Honor book It Could Always Be Worse asks: What do you do when the school lunchroom gets too crowded? The students at Parley Elementary have a hard time using the space in their lunchroom efficiently. When they get tired of shoving and arguing, they write a letter to their principal asking for help. She responds by moving all the science projects into the lunchroom. Now it's even more crowded! Through a series of letters and increasingly hilarious scenarios, the lunchroom gets more and MORE chaotic. When the principal finally announces that the lunchroom is once again only to be used for lunch, the students are overjoyed with the result.




It Couldn't Be Worse


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For use in schools and libraries only. The tiny house had just one room for the farmer, his wife, their six children, and the grandparents. They quarreled and fought and got in each other's way. It couldn't be worse!




Such a Library!


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An old Jewish folk tale in a modern-day library... with a magical librarian!Stevie craves quiet until he meets Miss Understood, a magical librarian whose books come to life and wreak havoc, in this modern day twist on an old Yiddish folktale.




It Could Always Be Worse!


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This is a book about the love of words and those people who abuse them - THE FAKES! Those people who always seem to say or write all the "right things" but hidden behind their facade lies malicious intent or even worse. This book tries to expose these fakes you may have already suspected are in your life but have never been able to nail them on it. You will now have a guide to doing just that. It is provided by a silly old bugger with experience in spotting fakes. The scourge of our time. All done of course with his tongue firmly in his cheek.




IT COULD BE WORSE


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Solinea Moran is only thirteen years old when her mother leaves her with her stepdad, and her world falls apart. Tom drags her around with him through different towns, homes, and schools for almost four years when they finally break down in a small town in Arizona. With courage and all the determination she can find, she struggles with her life of poverty, trying to fit in, and make friends in each new place while growing up with the cold feelings of not having anyone to love her or even of belonging anywhere that continues to eat at her insides. At every new place, she keeps hoping to find something better, but it always seems to get worse, even after she graduates and goes out on her own to find peace in her life. Can she find the love and the place to belong in the small town of Holbrook? She keeps trying.




It Could Be Worse


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Peter Newman is the good one. He's the one who follows the rules, gets good grades, and leads an exemplary life. Then one day his high school girlfriend says, "I might be pregnant." Peter's story begins as war clouds are gathering in Europe. His uprooted family makes the arduous journey down Route 66, winding from Chicago to L.A. New schools, new friends, and new adventures are set against the developing war. Peter survives the war years as he matures, falls in love, and discovers the exhilaration of sexual activity. Unrestrained exploits result in adult-sized problems, and our teenage hero struggles to overcome his misfortunes. In a narrative filled with anticipation, humor, and the emotional torments of youth, Peter Newman's loving family provides encouragement as they continue to remind him-It Could Be Worse.