Jack Shit


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This Hilarious story of Jack Shit answers the question "What about those 6 kids of his and that Knee-Deep-In-Shit Company?" Nobody ever mentions them. Until now! This short story delves into the family of Jack Shit to reveal his kids and what becomes of them and everyone else in the family Including Jack himself!




On Being a Sh*t: Unkind Deeds and Cover-Ups in Everyday Life, Edition with Asterisks


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This is a humorous look at a serious topic of how people do unkind things and then try to cover them up through humor, proclamations of innocence, and blaming others. Through stories, the author shows that no one can be a sh*t without your consent, but they can succeed as b*stards, pr*cks, schmucks, and weasels all on their own. Read this book and you will be ready to dethrone the next person who dumps on you. For those who aspire to be sh*ts, this book is a step-by-step guide. For those who want to be accountable, this book shows how. It is custom-made for readers who prefer not to read slang in texts. Each of the slang terms have asterisks in key places. This book also shows how to develop and test theory using qualitative methods and makes a great research text.




The Notebooks


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The Notebooks is a first shot at filling a void both in content and methodology helping native English speakers convey whats on their mind. Our approach is different. Rather than teaching Thai words - we start with English terms natural language phrases and expressions which foreigners would like to know how to say with an equivalent register and mood in Thai. So, we reverse engineer the process. Before this book, you probably couldnt say things like You aint got the juice, Thats a slammin shirt, or Hes totally clueless in Thai. Now you not only can, but youll Kick ass (also in these pages) at taking your native English phrases right into Thai equivalents.




Four Days and a Year Later


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He endured every parent’s worst nightmare. When writer-comedian Barry Friedman’s son died from a drug overdose one Friday morning, Barry was devastated—but not surprised. Paul’s death had been in dress rehearsal for years. The world alternately froze and galloped after Paul was found face-down in his room. Barry had to find a way to continue, to reject magical thinking and forge a meaningful path for the future. During the following four days, Barry dealt not only with his crushing grief but also incidents ranging from the ridiculous to the profound. What follows is not a eulogy but an elegy for the son he loved but knew he would lose. Barry writes with passion and pain about how to survive the worst life has to offer--and go on living. "It's a wonderful book. This is a haunting, achingly honest account of an experience every parent fears more than any other--the death of a child. Barry Friedman is a superb writer; this compelling, compulsively readable book will stay with you long after you finish it." --Dave Barry, Pulitzer-Prize winning writer "Told in sharp shards and jagged pieces that create a riveting and inevitable narrative flow, Four Days and a Year Later is brief, powerful, despairing, and yet ultimately, a hopeful expression of what it means to be human." --William Martin, NYTimes-bestselling author of The Lincoln Letter




All the Sh*t You Should Have Learned


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If you’ve forgotten a thing or two since school, now you can go from knowing jack sh*t to knowing your sh*t in no time! This highly entertaining, useful and fun trivia book fills the gaps, offering hundreds of bite-sized facts about history, grammar, math, and more! Get ready to relearn all the crap you were taught in school and then promptly forgot. Who can keep all that information in their head anyway? Now you can! With All the Sh*t You Should Have Learned, you’ll be schooled in history, language arts, math, science, and foreign language—all the stuff you were taught at one point but now regret not remembering. From translating Roman numerals to remembering the difference between further and farther, we’ve got you covered. You’ll brush up on the Crusades, revisit the structure of the Victorian novel, get a refresher on Chaos Theory, and much more! Maybe this time you’ll remember.




The Shitty Committee


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The Shitty Committee is a no-punches-pulled, generation-defining go-to guide for anyone who is ready to stop feeling like shit and start living a more fulfilling life. Both incredibly powerful and refreshingly entertaining, The Shitty Committee will take you on a journey of self-discovery, served up in 15 bite-sized chapters across three sections, full of inspiring stories, profound advice and easy to do exercises. This book has been designed to: Introduce you to the three types of The Shitty Committee: Internal, External and Consumable. Help you identify, evaluate and eradicate the thoughts, people or things from your life that make you feel like shit. Assist you in creating a more fulfilling life, leading you along the pathway to achieve your full potential. Guide you as you step into your spotlight, to gain, maintain and sustain the life your heart desires. By the end of The Shitty Committee, the various tools, techniques and methods you’ll learn in this book, from how to weather any storm through to why we should all become gynaecologists, will ensure you have everything you need to define, design and align with the life you’ve always dreamed of. Are you ready to move forward from a place of suffering, analysis-paralysis and depression to one of power, energy, abundance and love more rapidly than you ever thought possible?




Scritti Is Witty


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This book is a compilation of individual scenes involving fictitious characters akin to a soap opera but are not a continuous storyline. They are set in very ordinary circumstances and often include humorous, witty and comical punchlines. It is a work that a lot of regular and everyday people will be able to relate to.




Raps


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Jack's Wife Arrives


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