Mommy Needs a Raise (Because Quitting's Not an Option)


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Goodbye, Board Room and Legal Briefs--Hello, Dimples, Diapers, and Destruction Women know that raising children will be different from climbing the corporate ladder. But nothing can truly prepare them for the mind-muddling world of motherhood. It doesn't take long for a new mom to question whether her tyrannical, diapered boss really understands her value to the organization. Because honestly? She's not always sure herself. With her signature wit, lawyer-turned-full-time-mommy Sarah Parshall Perry says what all new moms are thinking when they trade annual reports for homework help and yoga pants. Perry invites moms to laugh alongside her amidst the "Are you kidding me?!" moments that come with the job of raising humans. This book is story of every mother who gives up one thing to get something better--and ends up finding out what she's worth along the way.




Targets of Deception


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Former CIA agent Jordan Sandor is drawn back into the intelligence community when he uncovers a plan by al-Qaeda to target millions of innocents with deadly nerve gas, a plot masterminded by a rogue agent whom only Jordan can stop.




Little White Lies


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Welcome to the page-turning, twisty, gasp-inducing world of the Debutantes - an addictive YA mystery duology from the author of #1 bestselling, TikTok sensation INHERITANCE GAMES series. 'A plot twist every twenty pages . . . Barnes is at her page-turning best.' E. Lockhart, author of We Were Liars A six-figure offer. A family mystery to solve. A town of buried secrets. When Auto mechanic Sawyer Taft's estranged grandmother offers her a six-figure contract to participate in debutante season, Sawyer's first instinct is to run a mile. But then she realizes her grandmother's offer might mean solving the biggest mystery of her life - her father's identity. So she signs on the dotted line and braces herself for a year of makeovers, big dresses and even bigger egos. . . However, Sawyer doesn't expect to find a group of fellow debutantes with scandalous, dangerous secrets of their own and soon it's clear that the truth about her father is just one of the shocking secrets buried deep in this high-society world . . . And no one wants Sawyer poking her nose into the past. Shocking twists, family secrets, a fish-out-of water protagonist and a page-turning mystery combine in Little White Lies and Deadly Little Scandals (The Debutantes Duology) - perfect for fans coming from THE INHERITANCE GAMES series looking for their next addictive read from the Master of YA Mysteries, Jennifer Lynn Barnes.




LIE


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Everybody knows, nobody's talking. . . . Seventeen-year-old Skylar Thompson is being questioned by the police. Her boyfriend, Jimmy, stands accused of brutally assaulting two young El Salvadoran immigrants from a neighboring town, and she's the prime witness. Skylar is keeping quiet about what she's seen, but how long can she keep it up? But Jimmy was her savior. . . . When her mother died, he was the only person who made her feel safe, protected from the world. But when she begins to appreciate the enormity of what has happened, especially when Carlos Cortez, one of the victims, steps up to demand justice, she starts to have second thoughts about protecting Jimmy. Jimmy's accomplice, Sean, is facing his own moral quandary. He's out on bail and has been offered a plea in exchange for testifying against Jimmy. The truth must be told. . . . Sean must decide whether or not to turn on his friend in order to save himself. But most important, both he and Skylar need to figure out why they would follow someone like Jimmy in the first place.




Snitches ‘N’ B*Tches


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It is 1972 when Jimmy James meets Vito Ciro on a basketball court. Vito, born into a New York mob family, quickly becomes a bad influence on Jimmy, who is destined to receive an athletic scholarship. As Jimmy becomes friends with Vito, he has no idea that his life has changed forever with that one decision. Several weekends later, Jimmys uncle shows him his FBI badge and tells fascinating stories about organized crime. Despite warnings from his father, an already intrigued Jimmy soon becomes immersed in a lifestyle not intended for the faint-hearted. After he sets out on a dangerous path lined with drugs, fast women, hot cars, and gangs, Jimmy encounters a variety of characters that eventually lead him to wonder who he can trust, even within a family where loyalty is supposed to matter. As he ponders his life choices and contemplates his next move, now only time will tell if Jimmy will shun the lures of his past or continue on the same misguided path. Snitches n B*tches shares the tale of one mans lifelong saga through organized crime and drugs as he learns life lessons the hard way in a cold, harsh world where no one is safe.




The Serious Goose


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Meet a very Serious Goose in late-night host Jimmy Kimmel's first fun and funny picture book! There is nothing silly about this goose. You CANNOT make her laugh, so DON'T EVEN TRY! Written, illustrated, and lettered by Jimmy Kimmel, this picture book challenges young readers to bring the silly out of a very Serious Goose. Inspired by Jimmy's nickname for his kids, The Serious Goose reminds us to be silly in a serious way. Put your little comedians in front of a mylar mirror and challenge them to make this no-nonsense goose smile. This delightful read-aloud is guaranteed to create gaggles of giggles time and time again! Kimmel’s proceeds from sales of THE SERIOUS GOOSE will be donated to Children’s Hospital Los Angeles (CHLA) and children’s hospitals around the country.




Watching Jimmy


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Watching Jimmy is impossible-to-put-down; full of danger, warmth, and dark humor. With shocking candor, Carolyn relates what really happened to her best friend, Jimmy, when his uncle chose the perfect time to teach him a lesson he would never forget. The truth is Jimmy didn't fall from a swing like Uncle Ted claims. Carolyn knows - she saw everything. With the dreadful secret locked away, Carolyn walks an emotional tightrope. No matter what else is happening in this post-war era, she must keep an eye on her now poor, braindamaged Jimmy. But when Uncle Ted threatens his beleaguered family with even more abuse and the loss of their home, Carolyn must find the courage to match wits with him and to speak out, using the truth as her only weapon. Set in 1958, Watching Jimmy is a brilliant portrait of the post-war era, a family of strong women, and a resourceful heroine who exudes character, resilience, and most of all, love.




From Kids to Corporations


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ARE YOU SEARCHING FOR A WAY TO DEVELOP AN EFFECTIVE AND HARMONIOUS PARENT/CHILD RELATIONSHIP? ARE YOU DESPERATE TO END CHAOS, INEFFICIENCY, AND DISCORD IN YOUR WORKPLACE? ARE YOU TIRED OF A STEADY PARADE OF PARENTING AND MANAGEMENT THEORIES THAT NEVER SEEM TO WORK FOR YOU? FROM KIDS TO CORPORATIONS will provide harmony in your home and effi ciency in the workplace. This book applies time-honored principles of behavior to todays home and business environments and presents you with a proven roadmap to success. The result is amazing! Once you put on the mantle of leadership and secure it with Honesty, Authority, Kindness, Discipline, Respect, Courage, and Clear Communication, you will never be the same. You will enjoy your family as never before. You will be confi dent and successful in your role as a manager. You will become an effective, natural, leader. Whether you are just beginning your family or career or are a seasoned veteran, From Kids to Corporati ons will teach you something new or corroborate what you already know. It is both entertaining and educational as the author illustrates each principle with dramatic examples of reallife situations. Three hours will change your life!




The Probable Future


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The women of the Sparrow family, who each possess an unusual psychic gift, must confront a haunting past--and a very current murder--in small-town New England.




Looking After Larry


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A lot of what you read about soldiers and war is either untrue, derogatory, exaggerated, or boringtake your pick. This book is different from typical military fiction because of the irreverent slant that I have used as your author. I feature bad commissioned officers from West Point and good noncommissioned enlisted men and the struggles that they face whenever they are trying to communicate. My primary protagonist is Sergeant James Homer Hounshell of Jackson, Kentucky, my maternal uncle. My secondary protagonist is Larry Wetzlen (PA) who was injured by a friendly fire and a victim of battle fatigue. Jimmy becomes his nurse for the duration and the storyline is looking after Larry. The antagonist is Second Lieutenant Oscar Karo from Georgia, a man who goes out of his way to make pain for James Homer. Their feud started during basic training and continued until 1945. Ill take you through the major campaigns of WWII, his mysterious death just two days before the final conflict at Magdeburg, his burial at Margraten, and his love affairs. How the mystery of his murder is solved is a very unusual and interesting part. I hope that you enjoy my book.