Author : Norman Partridge
Publisher :
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 20,72 MB
Release : 2010
Category : Halloween
ISBN : 9781587672231
Collects horror stories centered around Halloween tales, including a sheriff battling a walking ghost, a war hero facing his past with a magic prosthetic hand, and a deadly doppelganger terrorizing a small town.
Author : Johnny B. Laughing
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 42 pages
File Size : 35,24 MB
Release : 2016-05-26
Category : Halloween
ISBN : 9781533431172
100+ Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 100+ funny Halloween jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious Halloween jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of Halloween jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: What does a vampire take for a cold? A: Coffin syrup! HAHA! Q: On which day do monsters eat people? A: Chewsday! LOL! Q: What monster plays the most April Fools jokes on others? A: Prankenstein! HAHA! Q: What's the favorite subject of young witches at school? A: Spelling! LOL! Q: Why does Dracula have no friends? A: Because he's a pain in the neck! 100+ Halloween Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) After a few jokes, you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This MASSIVE collection of 100+ Halloween jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about monsters, ghosts, vampires, werewolves, witches, zombies, and other Halloween ghouls of all shapes and sizes will make make you go wild with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your copy today!
Author : Johnny Laughing
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 52 pages
File Size : 33,93 MB
Release : 2015-07-03
Category :
ISBN : 9781514208830
275+ Halloween Jokes! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about Halloween. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny witch and halloween joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. 275+ Halloween jokes Excellent for early and beginning readers Hours of fun and entertainment with lots of laughs Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Jokes from this funny book... Q: What is a monster's favorite play to watch? A: Romeo and Ghouliet. HAHA! Q: What do you call two witches that share a room? A: Broom-mates! LOL! Q: What do you call a clever monster? A: Frank Einstein. HAHA! Q: Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite? A: Vein-illa. LOL! Q: What Central American country has the most spooks? A: Ghosta Rica! HAHA! Q: Which day of the week do ghosts like best? A: Moandays. Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids! This funny joke book is full of funny Halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about Halloween will have you laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these Halloween laughs! Tags: funny halloween jokes for kids, funny joke, funny jokes, lol, jokes, halloween, halloween book, witch jokes book, ebook, witch books, funny, witch jokes, ebooks, halloween jokes, kids, haha, hilarious, children, joke, kid, funny jokes for children, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book, halloween witch books, lol, halloween, jokes, ghost, funny, candy, cute, witch, haha, ghosts, hilarious, joke, laugh, witches and goblins, books for kids, childrens book, monster, witches, funny, boo, haha, scary, funny witch jokes, joke book, funny book, joke books, hilarious, lol, ghost, boo, ghoul, trick or treat, goblins, witches, funny joke book, book about halloween, kindle book, kindle ebook, jokes online, comedy, humor, early reader, beginning reader, laugh, laughter, funniest jokes, laughing, kids comedy
Author : Len Vlahos
Publisher : Carolrhoda Lab ®
Page : 183 pages
File Size : 33,99 MB
Release : 2014-01-01
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 1606844407
A severely burned teenager. A guitar. Punk rock. The chords of a rock 'n' roll road trip in a coming-of-age novel that is a must-read story about finding your place in the world . . . even if you carry scars inside and out. In attempting to describe himself in his college application essay—to "help us to become acquainted with you beyond your courses, grades, and test scores"—Harbinger (Harry) Jones goes way beyond the 250-word limit and gives a full account of his life. The first defining moment: the day the neighborhood goons tied him to a tree during a lightning storm when he was 8 years old, and the tree was struck and caught fire. Harry was badly burned and has had to live with the physical and emotional scars, reactions from strangers, bullying, and loneliness that instantly became his everyday reality. The second defining moment: the day in eighth grade when the handsome, charismatic Johnny rescued him from the bullies and then made the startling suggestion that they start a band together. Harry discovered that playing music transported him out of his nightmare of a world, and he finally had something that compelled people to look beyond his physical appearance. Harry's description of his life in his essay is both humorous and heart-wrenching. He had a steeper road to climb than the average kid, but he ends up learning something about personal power, friendship, first love, and how to fit in the world. While he's looking back at the moments that have shaped his life, most of this story takes place while Harry is in high school and the summer after he graduates.
Author : Matt Walsh
Publisher : DW Books
Page : 30 pages
File Size : 44,67 MB
Release : 2022-03-29
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781956007053
From Daily Wire personality and bestselling children's book author Matt Walsh comes a timely tale of innocence, identity, and imagination. Johnny is a little boy with a big imagination. One day he pretends to be a big scary dinosaur, the next day he's a knight in shining armor or a playful puppy. But when the internet people find out Johnny likes to make-believe, he's forced to make a decision between the little boy he is and the things he pretends to be -- and he's not allowed to change his mind.
Author : David Biedrzycki
Publisher : Charlesbridge Publishing
Page : 40 pages
File Size : 28,69 MB
Release : 2020-12-15
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1632898969
Dragon lovers will jump at the chance to see what raising a friendly dragon just might look like in this hilarious read aloud about a boy and his pet. While dragons may not be the most traditional of pets, the boy explains how his dragon, Sparky, would be the perfect pet and pal. He details tips for how to pick a dragon, what to do when your dragon misbehaves, and what NOT to feed them (broccoli). Clever and wry text paired with bright and comedic illustrations will make Me and My Dragon a storytime favorite for kids and adults alike.
Author : Terry Pratchett
Publisher : Harper Collins
Page : 228 pages
File Size : 23,60 MB
Release : 2006
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0060541881
After twelve-year-old Johnny Maxwell suddenly starts seeing and talking to ghosts, he and his friends become involved in a battle to save the local cemetery.
Author : Neil Smith
Publisher : Vintage
Page : 297 pages
File Size : 19,6 MB
Release : 2015-05-12
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 0804171378
An award-winning debut novel about the bonds of friendship and finding your place in the world—be it this one, or the next—from the author of Bang Crunch. “Instantly charming, never predictable, quietly profound.” —Bryan Lee O’Malley, #1 New York Times betselling author of Seconds and the Scott Pilgrim series Do you ever wonder, dear Mother and Father, what kind of toothpaste angels use in heaven? I will tell you. . . . This book I am writing to you about my afterlife will be your nitty-gritty. One day I hope to discover a way to deliver my story to you. It is the first week of school in 1979, and Oliver "Boo" Dalrymple—ghostly pale eighth grader; aspiring scientist; social pariah—is standing next to his locker, reciting the periodic table. The next thing he knows, he finds himself lying in a strange bed in a strange land. He is a new resident of a place called Town—an afterlife exclusively for thirteen-year-olds. Soon Boo is joined by Johnny Henzel, a fellow classmate, who brings with him a piece of surprising news about the circumstances of the boys’ deaths. In Town, there are no trees or animals, just endless rows of redbrick dormitories surrounded by unscalable walls. No one grows or ages, but everyone arrives just slightly altered from who he or she was before. To Boo’s great surprise, the qualities that made him an outcast at home win him friends; and he finds himself capable of a joy he has never experienced. But there is a darker side to life after death—and as Boo and Johnny attempt to learn what happened that fateful day, they discover a disturbing truth that will have profound repercussions for both of them.
Author : Victoria Pade
Publisher : Silhouette
Page : 249 pages
File Size : 25,23 MB
Release : 2010-07-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1426860986
When widower Hunter Coltrane learned that his adopted son, Johnny, had a rare blood disease, he enlisted the aid of The Children's Connection in finding the boy's biological family. Hunter's search came to a dead end…until he met Terese, a shy beauty who answered his prayers and breathed new life into his shattered soul. Warm and loving, Terese Warwick had been mistreated by men. But Hunter seemed different. He was strong, gentle and made her feel beautiful. And she loved feeling that she belonged to a family, as she did with Hunter and Johnny…but could she heal this man's wounded heart and teach him to love again?
Author : Tony Breeden
Publisher : Tony Breeden
Page : 196 pages
File Size : 27,70 MB
Release : 2012-09-28
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1452845506
Trade Paperback Edition (7 x 10) Three years after the fire that took his home and his family, John Lazarus returns to the town of Midwich searching for answers to why he can do extraordinary things no one's ever seen outside of a comic book. Is he human? Alien? Something more? The answers lie within the Titan complex that overshadows Midwich. But someone else wants Titan's secrets too and will stop at nothing to make sure that she alone possesses them. One young man and his friends stands between Pandora and world domination in an action-packed, white-knuckled thrill ride that will leave you breathless!
