Jolly Jokes for Older Folks


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Bestselling author Bob Phillips has compiled yet another great collection of quirky quips and zany zingers that will charm and delight the young-at-heart and everyone who appreciates a little laughter in their lives. Stories of wacky waiters, loony lawyers, and daffy doctors will entertain readers while providing conversation starters for coffee or other get-togethers. An exasperated salesman abandoned his car in a no-parking zone and left this note: "I've circled this block 20 times. I have an appointment and must keep it or lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses." Upon returning, he found this note: "I've circled this block 20 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation." Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember a thing. Doctor: How long have you had this problem? Patient: What problem? Alphabetized so readers can find just the right joke to suit their fancy, Jolly Jokes for Older Folks provides lighthearted moments for everyone who's been around long enough to laugh at themselves and others.




A to Z


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Why do we need good ? or better ? English? Just 26 letters, five vowels and 21 consonants have created perhaps the largest lexicon in the world and made English globally the most widely used language today for interaction in international trade, world sports and global politics, not to forget education. A to Z explores, letter by letter, how the English language can be a powerful tool for writing, communication and creative expression for studies, business, entertainment and enjoyment. With the use of many examples and some amusing anecdotes, it also shows how, when used incorrectly, it can make one thing mean something entirely different! The book informs and reminds readers of the basics of grammar and punctuation, while offering tips on vocabulary for impressive communication. Simultaneously authoritative and friendly, this is the perfect book for students, lovers of language and everyone who wants to explore the nuances of the English language, and succeed at clear, correct and smart communication.




1,000 More Jokes for Kids


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Can kids ever get enough jokes? They love to hear them and they love to tell them. For the juvenile jokesters, here is a book full of jokes--1,000 of them, actually. Jokes of all kinds--acting stupid jokes, pet jokes, doctor jokes, knock-knock jokes, love jokes, Christmas jokes, rhyming jokes, and many many more. For one thousand laughs, try 1,000 MORE JOKES FOR KIDS. "Why is it dangerous to play cards in the jungle?" "'Cause there are too many cheetahs about." "What's the difference between an Indian elephant and an African elephant?" "About three thousand miles."




Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids


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A collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.




Horrid Henry's Jolly Joke Book


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Horrid Henry's friends and enemies all think his first joke book was such a great idea that they want to write one, too! Themed sections from each of Henry's classmates and some of his teachers include Ralph's Rude Jokes, Gurinder's Gorgeous Jokes, Weepy William's 'Wah Nobody Laughed at My Jokes' Jokes, Boudica's Battle Jokes and Fangmangler Jokes. Of course Henry's determined to have the last word with the funniest and grossest jokes of all.




A Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English


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Eric Honeywood Partridge, renowned philologist, etymologist and lexicographer, dedicated his life to the study of language but it is for his work on slang, and in particular for his flagship dictionary, The Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English, that he is most widely remembered and admired. Now for the first time from Routledge, the eighth, and current, edition of Partridge's renowned dictionary is available in paperback. Originally published in 1984, this edition was published posthumously but had been worked upon by Partridge until six weeks before his death. Its place in the history of the lexicography of slang is assured as the last edition to feature original work by Partridge himself. Book jacket.




The Trouble with Jokes


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We’re accustomed to seeing humour as a diversion from the serious side of life, but humour also permeates some of the most troubling political developments in recent years. From the resurgence of white nationalism to the erosion of democratic norms, jokes force-feed us objectionable ideologies while we gasp and splutter at all the side-splitting shenanigans. This book explores the relationship between humour and offensiveness in contemporary society. Drawing on examples from philosophical thinkers and popular culture, it invites readers to consider the dark side of humour. Weaving together cultural analysis, political discussion and philosophical reflection, the book provides an antidote to positive thinking about laughter and a roadmap for navigating different types of offensive humour.




Horrid Henry's Joke Book


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Warning: Too rude for parents and for slimy toad little brothers! These are Horrid Henry's very own jokes: the jokes that grossed out Mom and Dad... that made Aunt Ruby run home... that sent Miss Battle-Axe screaming from class. Be horrid! Read Henry's jokes. Then tell them to the world!




Enjoy With Practical Jokes


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This book 'Enjoy with Practical Jokes' has been written in order to create humor in life. Every human being has some kind of sense of humor n his life. Human life becomes monotonous without some. kind of humor. Even in daily life, we crack jokes and share some lighter moments to keep ourselves cheerful. There are a lot of worries and anxieties in our life and to overcome them, we meet each other and share some practical jokes and some funny anecdotes. Therefore, this book on practical jokes has been written to enjoy our life with a sense of humor. Hopefully, this book will refresh dull minds and will make the readers bubbling with happiness and positive mental energy.




True Whispers (1403 +) to Deal with Emotionally Explosive People


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