Dinosaur Jokes


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A collection of jokes, knock-knocks, and riddles about dinosaurs.




Jurassic Jokes


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Laugh and Learn with Jurassic Jokes! Time to tickle your prehistoric funny bone with Jurassic Jokes: A Joke Book 65 Million Years in the Making! Any junior paleontologist or dinosaur enthusiasts will love this illustrated joke book filled with new and classic prehistoric animal jokes. From the minds of authors Giggles A. Lott and Nee Slapper this dino joke fest is also filled with cartoons and humorous illustrations perfect for kids (Ages 8-12 plus). What do you call a Triceratops fart? A blast from the past What did Tyrannosaurus Rex never eat for dinner? Breakfast and Lunch Why did the Mosasaurus blush? It saw the Ocean's bottom What do you do if you find a blue Stegosaurus Cheer him up What do you call an Iguanodon without an eye? Guanodon Jurassic Jokes seeks to not only entertain but to educate as well. The real names of lesser-known dinosaurs and prehistoric animals are included in the jokes and in the Primeval Fun Facts which are scattered throughout. Readers will laugh and learn about prehistoric animals and dinosaurs they might not have heard of before, like the terrifying Titanoboa and the tiny Micropachycephalosaurus -one of the smallest dinosaurs but has the longest name! Jurassic Jokes is the perfect gift for any young dinosaur enthusiast.




Dinosaur Jokes


Book Description

This title gives readers 27 dinomite dinosaur jokes that will put a smile on anyone's face. Dinosaur Jokes is complete with a glossary, index, and bright and fun imagery. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards. Abdo Kids Junior is an imprint of Abdo Kids, a division of ABDO.




Dinosaur Jokes


Book Description

A collection of jokes, knock-knocks, and riddles about dinosaurs.




Dinosaur Facts & Jokes


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Truly Foul & Cheesy is a bestselling series of hilarious, fact-packed information books that will have young readers laughing as they’re learning. Quirky illustrations and bite-sized text provide an accessible and entertaining introduction to dinosaurs and other prehistoric monsters. Find out about the terrifying t-rex, fearsome flying reptiles and carnivorous creatures of the deep. Hold onto your sides and dive in!




The Jurassic Park Book


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The definitive 1990s blockbuster, Steven Spielberg's Jurassic Park met with almost universal critical and popular acclaim, broke new ground with its CGI recreation of dinosaurs, and started one of the most profitable of all movie franchises. To mark the film's 30th anniversary, this exciting illustrated collection of new essays interrogates the Jurassic Park phenomenon from a diverse range of critical, historical, and theoretical angles. The primary focus is on Jurassic Park itself but there is also discussion of the franchise and its numerous spin-offs. As well as leading international scholars of film studies and history, contributors include experts in special effects, science on screen, fan studies, and palaeontology. Comprehensive, up to date, and accessible, The Jurassic Park Book appeals not only to students and scholars of Hollywood and contemporary culture, but also to the global audience of fans of the greatest of all dinosaur movies.




501 Dinosaur Joke-tivities


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Calling all dino fans! There are a TON of dinosaur jokes, riddles, fun facts, tongue twisters, limericks, cartoons, puzzles and activities inside this 144-page collection. Perfect for ages 6-9, this unique mix of humor, science and puzzles is guaranteed to tickle the funny bone of every joke-obsessed kid who loves learning about dinosaurs. Kids are enthralled by prehistoric creatures, so we packed as much as we could into this book, starting with a pronunciation guide for 101 types of dinosaurs from Acrocanthosaurus to Zuul. After that, dino enthusiasts can read fascinating facts like how big a newly hatched T-rex might have been (about the size of a cat!), giggle at goofy jokes and tackle dino-mite puzzles. Not to mention the TONS of dinosaur-themed Hidden Pictures scenes, limericks, cartoons, mazes, word finds, matching games, writing and drawing prompts, quizzes and other activities. Great as a gift for dino lovers or for screen-free entertainment any time, this collection helps kids build important skills all while having fun. Telling jokes is a great way for kids to develop creative expression and social-emotional skills, while puzzling improves focus, visual perception and more skills kids use in school. Like all Highlights products, 501 Dinosaur Joke-tivities is well researched, well constructed and visually appealing, to bring kids age-centric Fun with a Purpose.




Everything Awesome About Dinosaurs and Other Prehistoric Beasts!


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From the creative brain of Mike Lowery, discover the ULTIMATE book about all things prehistoric! Featuring fun facts, dinosaur jokes, comics, timelines, and more! The Boys' Book of Survival meets Dav Pilkey with a prehistoric twist, in this definitive, go-to book about EVERYTHING you EVER wanted to know about dinosaurs. Discover a wealth of weird, wacky, and wild facts about dinosaurs, told in Mike Lowery's signature comic style with bright and energetic artwork, fresh framing devices, and hilarious jokes. This will be the go-to book for dinosaur enthusiasts that kids will put in their backpacks and obsess over, bridging the gap between encyclopedic nonfiction content and lighter picture book fare, filling the need with a one-stop shop for the legions of 6-9 year olds who want to know absolutely everything there is to know about dinosaurs. Discover the must-have book for dinosaur enthusiasts, a madcap field guide full of facts and humor, and learn everything you ever wanted to know about prehistoric beasts!




I'm Joking


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What happened when the pencils played the crayons? It was a draw Why can't cats sing in key? They always eat the tuner Why did the dog breathe into the washing machine? It was trying to clean its pants What do you call a man with a cat down his trousers? Claude Giggle yourself silly with over 500 original jokes by Tom E. Moffatt - Author of Children's Laughter. These brand-spanking-new jokes are a great way to freshen up your joke repertoire and change that broken record. Brimming with squeaky-clean family fun, amusing introductions from the author and hilarious illustrations throughout.... I'm Joking makes the perfect gift for children aged 8 and up.




Jurassic Poop!


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Left by animals long ago, some durable doo-doo has survived the long journey through the ages. It started out stinky, but now it's frozen, dried or turned to rock. This book looks at how it's helping scientists to piece together the puzzle of ancient life.